One day Sora tried to MAKE OUT with Kairi. But she said "no Bitch I'm dating Aladdin."

"FUCK no" said Sora. So then he went to the Little Mermaid world to try and Get it ON with Ariel. Ariel sucked his DiCk for a while but then she started fucking Xehanort instead! Oh no

Then Sora went to Roxasland and made out with Roxas! Then Axel showed up and they had a three way! But then Mickey showed up and said "polygamy in the kingdom hearts world is punishable... by death!" Then he killed Axel and Roxas. ! Then Sora ran for it. He fucked Jane and Peter Pan on the way! And Tinkerbell gave him a handjob! But then Mickey caught him. He raised up his keyblade to deal the decisively definitive blow! But Sora was too quick and bit off Mickey Mouse's PENIS.

"You bitch!" said Mickey. "Me and Belle were trying to have KIDS." But then he realized he had accidentally revealed his was cheating on Minnie! Ah! Oh no! Then Minnie came in and tried to kill him, but he was still trying to kill Sora! But Sora was also fucking Minnie! Then they all ended up in a three way! Then Mulan joined and then it was a 4 ways! But then Sora killed them all because he decided he wanted to fuck Aqua in the ASS. !

Then he went to Aqua's house but Terra was already EAting her OuT!? Sora tried to kill Terra but Terra was two strong! Then Terra swung his keyblade down to kill Sora but Sora remembed something... he whipped out his two foot dick (that was also shaped like a Key Blade!) and shattered Terra's keyblade with it. Then Sora fucked Aqua and married her and went to live in the Tarzan world...

But then they got divorced BiTCh