In a important meeting in the White House: 12:34 AM January 6, 2019
Donald Trump: "It has come to my attention my advisors that a supply for burgers hasn't been sent to me!"
General Kelly: "Sir, we have much more important things to attend!"
General Kelly: "China is planning to use nuclear weapons against South Korea!"
Donald Trump: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I want answers! Where are my burgers!"
Jim Murphy: "I suggest that we rape Burger King till they give us 24/7 service!"
Donald Trump: "Great Idea!"
Batman: "Uh, I got BatBurgers!"
Trump snatches the burgers and gobbles them down.
Donald Trump: "Yummy!"

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