A/N: I've decided that I can't write a sequel to this. After reading the
horror that happened in the fifth book, I just don't have the inspiration.
It saddens me to even think about it.
Daily Prophet
BOY-WHO-LIVES FOUND!
The happy face that Harry's godfather, Sirius Black, has been sporting for the past few months (and scaring his department with) can finally be explained. Nearly seven years after he defeated Voldermort, Harry Potter has returned to the wizarding world. The Minster of Magic, Arthur Weasley, was quoted as saying, "He had a lot to think about before he could face his family and friends. Were just glad he's back." When asked where our hero has been for the past six and a half years, our hero just smiled and said, "three hours from a beach and three hours from snow" leaving the wizarding world with more questions than answers.
As to the rumors that he is married and has six-year-old twins, Mr. Potter had this to say; "My family and I would like to stay out of the spotlight and just live our lives. My wife and I would like our kids to spend the next four years before they go to Hogwarts as normal as possible." How normal their lives will be with The-Boy-Who-Lived as their father is anyone's guess. As to the rumor that the new hip interior designer, James Evans is actually Harry Potter, Mr. Potter replied with, "do you think I could really design a room that people would like?"
From all the staff of the Daily Prophet and the rest of the wizarding world, welcome back Mr. Potter and may the rest of your life be better than the beginning.
Written by: Lois Westly
Daily Prophet
BOY-WHO-LIVES FOUND!
The happy face that Harry's godfather, Sirius Black, has been sporting for the past few months (and scaring his department with) can finally be explained. Nearly seven years after he defeated Voldermort, Harry Potter has returned to the wizarding world. The Minster of Magic, Arthur Weasley, was quoted as saying, "He had a lot to think about before he could face his family and friends. Were just glad he's back." When asked where our hero has been for the past six and a half years, our hero just smiled and said, "three hours from a beach and three hours from snow" leaving the wizarding world with more questions than answers.
As to the rumors that he is married and has six-year-old twins, Mr. Potter had this to say; "My family and I would like to stay out of the spotlight and just live our lives. My wife and I would like our kids to spend the next four years before they go to Hogwarts as normal as possible." How normal their lives will be with The-Boy-Who-Lived as their father is anyone's guess. As to the rumor that the new hip interior designer, James Evans is actually Harry Potter, Mr. Potter replied with, "do you think I could really design a room that people would like?"
From all the staff of the Daily Prophet and the rest of the wizarding world, welcome back Mr. Potter and may the rest of your life be better than the beginning.
Written by: Lois Westly