Hermione sighed as she entered the common room, huffing and puffing her cheeks in anger

Stupid Ron with his stupid face and his stupid comments.

She had been eating breakfast with her two best friends before their quidditch practice, Ron was practically beaming about making it in the team and Harry couldn't have been happier for him. Hermione was very happy for him too, of course, except his comments made her feel slightly disgusted towards her childhood friend.

"You reckon girls are gonna start noticing me now? All the girls used to be crazy for Wood." Said Ron, stabbing two sausages with his fork and shoving them in his mouth.

"Well, not many girls noticed me." Said Harry before drinking his pumpkin juice, sneaking a sly glance at the red headed girl sitting a couple of meters away from him.

"You're the chosen one, Harry, I'm sure you don't need any more attention." Mumbled Ron, "Maybe the Patil twins will finally get over the Yule ball, or perhaps I can score some Hufflepuffs. I heard they're very enthusiastic about things, if you know what I mean."

Hermione sighed, "Honestly Ron, I don't think the Padma will ever forgive you for ruining her ball. And yes, we do know what you mean, and it's very rude for you to be spreading saying like that."

"No need to be such a sourpuss Hermione," said Ron, his cheeks slightly tinged red, "and I didn't ruin the ball for her, or anyone for that matter."

"You sure did for me." She mumbled as she spread jam on her toast, rolling her eyes.

"Are you still going on about that? You were clearly fraternizing with the enemy! Why else do you think he asked you? It was a power move to get closer to Harry!"

"Honestly Ron, when will you grow up?" Exclaimed Hermione, standing up and getting ready to walk away.

"Sheesh, what's got her knickers in a twist?" She heard Ron say to Harry before hearing a quick "Shut up" coming from the boy with glasses.

Hermione sat down on the couch, rubbing her eyes and leaning her head back. Ron would always know how to push her buttons and stress her out.

Once she had calmed down, she heard none other than Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil come into the common room, both giggling and running up to the bedroom.

Hermione rolled her eyes, she never understood how those two could always be giggling and running around everywhere while there were much more important things to do. A few minutes later, she saw Ginny walk in and offered her a smile when she sat down next to her.

"Has Ron gotten you riled up again?" Asked Ginny, crossing her legs.

"I know he's your brother, but he´s just an idiot sometimes." Said Hermione, making Ginny laugh.

"Do you wanna go upstairs and talk about it? The guys are finishing quidditch practice soon and might walk in any minute." Said Ginny and Hermione nodded.

As they walked to their dormitory, Ginny caught Hermione up on what had happened to her in the morning. Something about not being in the mood to see her older brothers, Fred and George, because of a cruel prank they've pulled on her. Ginny never skipped quidditch practice, so this prank must've really bothered her, thought Hermione.

They both sat on Hermione´s bed, talking about what had happened at breakfast.

"He really is an idiot sometimes." Sighed Ginny.

They both sat in silence for a couple of minutes, the only noise in the room was the constant whispering and giggling the two girls were making across the room.

"What are you two so giggly about?" Asked Ginny, getting annoyed at them.

"Oh, I don´t think you want to know." Giggled Lavender, annoying Ginny even more.

"Spit it out."

"Well, there´s a rumour that in the second stall from the wall in the girls´s bathroom in the second floor has a list of the best guys in bed." Said Parvati.

"That´s just a rumour though, even I went to look and it wasn´t there." Added Ginny.

"You see, that´s where everyone made the mistake. You need to cast the right spell since it´s meant to be hidden." Said Lavender.

"Revelio?" Asked Hermione and the two girls nodded

"So, who was on this list then?" Asked Ginny, getting impatient.

The two girls looked at each other and giggled, "Well, the list has clearly been there for years since there´s many people on in that already graduated. I don´t remember all of them, but I do remember the top 10 or so.", said Lavender.

"I wrote them down, here." Said Parvati before handing them a piece of parchment paper.

Ginny took it and brought it over to Hermione so they could both see.

10. Oliver Wood

9. Zacharias Smith

8. Cedric Diggory

7. Terry Boot

6. Lee Thomas

5. Charlie Weasley

4. George Weasley

"Ew!" Grimaced Ginny, not wanting to know anything about her older brothers's sex lives.

3. Blaise Zabini

2. Draco Malfoy

"Oh Merlin, I think I´m gonna be sick." Said Ginny as the read the last one, covering her eyes and groaning.

Hermione couldn´t believe what she read, she had known all these people for quite some time but couldn´t imagine them engaging in any type of sexual behavior.

She felt her cheeks get warm as her eyes skimmed through the last name.

1. Fred Weasley

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