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Chapter1- Violet's Right Hook

Just a one shot on what may have happen in the lunch hall at the Austere Academy when Carmelita was teasing them about being orphans before the exam.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny at the table with their friends Duncan and Isadora discussing their unfortunate situation. "you must be on your last legs" said Duncan tapping his fork against his plate, Violet groaned "urgh I haven't been this tired since I stayed up all night with my first Tesla coil." Isadora smiled sympathetically at them "at least you weren't late" she said trying to be positive but even she felt like something was about to go terribly wrong Klaus grumbled about having never flunked a test as Sunny fell asleep on the table. In the middle of their conversation their least favourite person aside from Count Olaf Carmelita came up to them with her fake sweet smile "Hi there orphans taking about libraries only cake sniffers would do that." The four children groaned "go away Carmelita" Violet groaned. Carmelita shrugged and sang "Vice Principal Nero wants to see you right away, because he's very mad at you today. I'm the prettiest girl in town, and my name is CARMELITA! Cake sniffers are all jealous of me, because I'm C-U-T-T-E. Singing and dancing and it's my thing, and my name is CARMELITA!" She stood there at the end waiting "well you cake sniffers are trouble and there are twelve more verses to go"

Klaus watched his sister carefully as her eyes narrowed "Shut up" she said quietly Carmelita laughed "or what you and your friends are just stupid cake sniffing orphans whose parents died in a fire." That was the last straw for violet she got up and faced Carmelita the girl looked at the fourteen-year-old inventor and the look on her face scared her Klaus, Duncan and Isadora all watched as did most of the others in the lunch hall. "What did you just say?" She asked Carmelita's smug smile stayed in place "I said you and your friends are just stupid cake sniffing orphans whose parents died in a fire." Violet drew back her arm and punched Carmelita in the nose the girl shrieked "oh you cake sniffers are going to be in so much trouble" as she clutched her nose Violet raised an eyebrow then wailing Carmelita made her way to the doctor's office.

Turning back to the table she sat back down "dam Violet where did you learn to punch like that?" asked Duncan and Isadora the former mildly impressed "my dad taught me" she replied "I hate to say it but Spats is right you are going to be in trouble for this" Klaus said shaking Sunny wake "I don't care no one insults my friends and family then gets away with it" she responded smiling at the two triplets. "I'll remember never to get on your bad side then" Duncan said smiling at her Isadora laughed quietly at her brother he was adorable and if he didn't say something to Violet soon, she would.