Chapter 1

"Dante!" Trish yelled and electrocuted Dante with her powers

Dante grunted as his body shook in pain he turned and looked at a very pissed off looking Trish "WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with you!?"

Trish replied "who the hell is "Venice"?!"

Dante sighed heavily "what the hell are you talking about? Venice is a city you lunatic"

Trish slapped him "don't fuck with me I heard you moaning her name is it a bitch you fucked behind my back?"

Dante thought back Venice was an ex he had from a long time ago but he made up a lie so he didn't get hurt "Venice no I was thinking of taking you to Venice you know? I thought you'd like to go there sometime"

Trish stared at him "really?"

Dante nodded "well yeah can't a guy dream of places to take his girl without getting fucking electrocuted for it JESUS" he then got zapped again as trish stormed off and Dante yelled "fuck you you know what honey? You got real fucking anger issues I think you should talk to someone about that shit" that received him another bolt of lightning and Dante yelled "god fucking damn it! Alright ALRIGHT! But here look look it was an ex I had a long long time ago before I even met you okay? And I can't help where my dreams take me okay because if I could I'd be dreaming of you every night"

Trish looked at him with a different look now she grabbed him and kissed his lips hard Dante was expecting another shock but kissed back "okay baby I'm sorry I just hate the thought of you with another girl you know?" Dante nodded "I get it but damn Trish next time throw water at me or something" Trish let go of him and went off

Dante sighed and laid back down as then cold water went over him making him gasp and sit up seeing trish holding a now empty glass "what the fuck?!" Trish said "you said use a glass of water" "NOT RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!" Trish chuckled as she began to get dressed.

Dante glared at her "we are so breaking up" Trish said "fine you'll be begging for me back in a day" Dante said "oh ye… yeah you're right" Trish smirked and kissed his cheek heading downstairs.

Trish started making breakfast for him to apologise for being a bitch to him.

When Dante came downstairs he was in his devil form Trish sighed "oh don't be so melodramatic was I that bad?" Dante turned to her and in his demonic voice said "yes!" Trish said "well that's fine I think you're better looking in that form" Dante mocked her voice "I think you're better looking in that form oh yeah well I think YOU'RE better looking with clothes" Trish turned to him "oh really hmm I'll go ask Nero what he thinks I look best in clothes or no clothes or maybe I'll dress up sexy for him" Dante said "you shut your face" he said walking over and possessively grabbing trish and kissing her lustily she moaned into the kisses as she enjoyed teasing him at times.

And just then the door opened revealing Lady "am I interrupting?" Dante turned back into his human form saying "yes" Trish said "No" Lady walked over "good because I have a job for you to do" Dante sighed "do you ever have a job for me to not do can't you do it yourself? Oh perhaps not I mean you have been gaining a few pounds late…" Dante's voice was cut off as a bullet was shot into his head as he fell back on the floor Lady held up her gun and blew the smoke away.

Trish looked to lady "always good to see you when you come over you want some breakfast?"

Lady smiled "I'd love some" she said following Trish to the kitchen past Dante who was still on the floor as suddenly his eyes shot open and he stood up and pulled the bullet out of his head "Lady I hate you … you are not welcome here" Trish said "yeah she is….. So what's the job?" she asked lady as Lady replied "well .. a guy that owns a strip club downtown has said demons are showing up every fortnight out of nowhere…"

Dante walked in "how do you know a guy that owns a strip club?... You used to work in one?" as Lady reached for her gun Dante clicked his fingers using quicksilver so slow down time as he walked over and took lady's guns off her then walked away and clicked his fingers again ending the time lapse "HAHA! What you gonna do now huh?"

Lady pulled a knife from under her thigh and threw it at Dante who gasped and moved his hand into it's path as it went straight through his hand Dante looked at it stuck in his hand blood leaking out "owwwww" he slowly pulled it out groaning "you know what? I think you hurt me more than Vergil ever did" Lady said "well I'm glad I wonder who you annoyed more him or me?" Dante chuckled "oh it was him easily"

Trish clicked her fingers "back to the job" Lady said "oh yeah … the guy is willing to offer a large amount of money for your services … so we split it fifty fifty like always" Dante said "I've been thinking about that … why do you get half when you don't actually do anything I mean where were you in Fortuna? I didn't even see you until it was all over" Lady replied "hey we talked about this the only reason things got that bad is because Trish brought sparda into the spotlight" Trish said nothing just smiled mischievously Dante sighed "fair point … but this don't expect to get paid" Lady said "I found the job"

Dante replied "makes a change usually the job finds me … they knock down my door on a motorcycle wearing a hot black corset with long blonde hair and the sexiest body I ever saw in my life" Trish was smiling lovingly at him "Dante.." Lady faked a puking noise and stood up "on that note I'm out the address is on your desk call me when it's done" Dante said "I won't" once Lady left Trish walked over "I thought she'd never leave" then sat on Dante's desk wearing just a red nightgown she teasingly spread her legs showing she was wearing no panties Dante was becoming more aroused by the second as his pants began to feel uncomfortable as he slowly walked over to her and knelt down on the floor between her legs as he slowly brought his hands to her thighs making her gently moan and close her eyes as Dante began kissing up her thighs making Trish get hot and wet between her legs as she let out a gasp with each of Dante's kisses till his lips contacted her clit making her grab his hair and pulling him against her as his tongue entered her "AHHH Dante!..." she moaned as Dante gripped her thighs holding her in place,

Just then the phone began to ring Trish shakily grabbed it and breathed out "Devil maaaay cry…. Yes I'm fine" Dante wasn't making it easy for her as he was doing wonders with his tongue to her as he licked at her clit suddenly making her gasp "no I'M FINE …. Sorry Password?" Trish hung up as the customer had no password then looked down at her Dante "you .. you did that on ….purpose" she said a little mad but that quickly faded as after ten more wonderful minutes Trish reached her climax screaming out "DANTE!"

Dante stood up with a big smile on his face as she grabbed him and sat him in the chair as she said "your turn" Dante said "no no that was just for you baby" she was confused for a second before realising he just wanted to pleasure her not caring about his own pleasure she pulled him into a kiss "I love you" Dante kissed back "I love you more baby"