"Finally!" Rina's hologram basically screamed as soon as I entered the Tardis. I threw myself into the captain's chair, feeling tired, and ignored her.

"Oi!" Rina called out after being ignored. "We were worried!"

I massaged my temples, I still had a bloody headache, before finally letting out a sigh. "I'm perfectly fine, mom."

"You couldn't hear us, and we had the bloody devil trying to walk through the front door." Rina deadpanned.

"I'm ok, we're fine, and the Beast is dead." I replied with a shrug. "All's well that ends well."

Before the gothic hologram in the room could reply, another hologram popped up from being me. "What I wish to know is what he meant by all that triune goddess business." Nari, looking like the Third once more, said.

"Right, you can do the hologram thing too..." I murmured, not very happy that the voices in my head could literally get out of it. "That's great, it's great."

"I can hear your happiness from here." Nari sarcastically replied.

"Well, it's kind of obvious what the demon meant." Rina explained, stopping us from fighting each other. "He called us triune, as in three in one. Triune was a name given to triple deities, as in three goddesses worshipped as one. The Triple Goddess is also viewed as a triunity of three distinct aspects or figures united in one being. They're often described as the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone, which symbolized the separate stages in the female life cycle. In this case, I'm obvs the Maiden, and Nari is the Crone seeing as for an old lady she still looks hot."

"Your nerdy witchiness is kind of showing." I teased; I had never seen her babble this much before.

"Oh, come off of it, I never have a chance to show off my specialty... it's all neuroscience and inventing and tinkering with both of you." Rina pouted, crossing her arms in front of her chest in defiance. "We're in my zone of expertise now bitches."

"Either you or the devil must suck at that then, because I'm pretty sure none of us is a mother." Nari rolled her eyes at the ape.

"Now that you mentioned it, that would make me the Mother wouldn't it?" I asked Rina, frowning at the thought.

The only fully human nodded, and hummed in agreement. "Uh-huh."

"Nuh-uh to your uh-huh, never been and never will be. I am not mother material, and neither are the two of you." I pointed at her and shook my finger in denial.

"Technically, we could easily recreate the Loom from Gallifrey and there are still two other Time Lords around from which we could steal some DNA from." Nari theorized out loud, before frowning herself. "Forget I said anything, procreating with either one of them would be punishment."

"Exactly, I totally could but that doesn't mean I should or would." I nodded at her; we were on the same page at least.

"I'll have you both know that I always wanted to be a mother." Rina said, crossing her arms once more but this time she looked defensive instead of defiant.

"That's your ape genetics talking, we all know you bunch love to procreate." Nari scoffed.

"Either way, according to the Devil we're the not yet Triple Goddess. As in, you're not a Mother yet but according to some weird Satan prophecy you will be." The Gothic teen rolled her eyes at the disgusted looks on the other two.

"Who would believe the word of the Devil?" I asked in astonishment.

"Technically, the Devil's mind was in-between time and space from where he managed to spread his message from the beginning to time. He could also have used the rift to access the future, which was why that could have potentially have been a true prophecy." Nari theorized once more.

I turned to her with a frown, looking irritated. "Not helping."

"I'm just saying, the ape might have a point." Nari replied apathetically. "That Beast was powerful; we don't have enough information about its abilities to reach an appropriate conclusion."

"Information... you're absolutely right!" I replied after an afterthought.

I refused to believe that the Beast had predicted the fact that I was bound for motherhood. But I could not deny that it had been powerful enough to influence entire galaxies through time and space with just its mind and that it had indeed been between time which meant it could have technically gone forward in time.

I did need to know more, and I remembered an old acquainted that should have intel. With a direction in mind, I ran to the Tardis console and put on the time and place.

The 11th Doctor was in his Tardis console room looking at his companion, the amazing Amelia Pond. They had just lost Rory, and she had no idea she had just lost the love of her life. Keeping the secret was making him anxious, he didn't want her to be sad but not remembering was an even worse fate.

"Doctor, what's the matter?" The redhead asked, frowning at him.

"Nothing, everything is amazing." He replied, rubbing his neck. "Fantastic really."

"Can we go to Rio now? I want to party, and I'm bored." Amy asked, and before he could answer he noticed that the screen on the Tardis console had a message.

"Maybe later Amy, it seems I have mail." He informed with a smirk and pointed at the screen.

The redhead turned to the screen and read out loud. "Doc, SOS. Hurry up. Who is it?"

"How should I know?" The Doctor said with a grin and started to pilot the Tardis. "It came with a location to follow, so let's see."

Amy laughed as the Tardis shook, and grabbed on to the railing not to fall as the time machine roughly landed. He smirked as she landed and looked at Amy. "Well then let's see where we are."

He ran out of the Tardis and his companion followed after. As soon as he stepped out of his lovely blue box, he took on his surroundings. He was in an urban industrial city, which had seen better days. It didn't take long for him to know where he was, he had been here in his past regeneration after all.

"This is cool, in a rouge-ish and not very clean way. So, which planet is this?" Amy said, looking around.

"Amy Pond, this isn't a planet." He scoffed before quickly turning towards her with a grin. "Amelia Pond I present to you, Westerley. The biggest of the three moons of Qresh. The planet with its three moons- Westerley, Arkyn and Leith- is commonly known as the Quad planetary system or just the Quad, and it's located in the J star Cluster System."

"We're on a moon, okaaay, cool." Amy replies back with a grin. "I just always think of a moon as a large round rock with nothing in it."

"Originally the three moons of Qresh were as empty as your moon. When the population grew and began to strain Qresh's fragile ecosystem The Company, which is a megacorporation that basically runs this side of the J Star Cluster, spearheaded the initial colonization of the three moons." The Doctor explained. "Now come on, I know where we have to go."

"I thought you didn't know who sent you that message." Amy asked confused.

"I didn't, but I have been here before." He explained, pulling her down along the busy streets. It didn't take long for him to find out what he was looking for. "Here we are." He said, nodding at the building.

Amy peaked from behind him and smirked. "You brought me to a pub."

"Not just a pub, an alien bar in the middle of Old Town in an alien moon." He said with a smirk and pulled her inside. As soon as they passed the door the loud music boomed through their ears. They could see people dancing all around the place, swinging with the beat.

Amy smirked and hit him on the arm. "Well, it's not Rio but it will do."

Before the redhead could run off somewhere to join in the dancing the Doctor pulled her back by the arm. "Amy, don't wander off. This isn't exactly a good place alright?"

"Do you think I've never been to a club before?" Amy scoffed, pulled her arm off. "Don't worry Dad, I'll be just fine." With that, the redhead started dancing and joined the crowd.

He sighed and decided to go to the bar, the sooner he knew who called him and why the sooner he could make sure Amy didn't do anything crazy. But since she was smiling, he would let her have her fun.

He reached the bar and a face he recognized from his last regeneration greeted him. "Hello stranger. What can I get ya?"

"Hullo." The Doctor greeted with a grin; it was always fun not being recognized after a regeneration but it got old fast. "How you doing Pree?"

"Do I know you?" The male human using purple eye shadow inquired with a slow cat-like smirk.

"Didn't you send me that message to get here?" The Doctor inquired, still waiting to be recognized.

"Oh..." The bartender blinked slowly. "Doctor, whoa. I see you did the whole face thing she did..." He pointed at his own face in a way to explain.

"Yes, regeneration, useful little thing." He said with a smile, before turning serious. "Am I to assume you send me that message for a reason? Actually, how did you send me that?"

"Oh, last time when you two where here Rani gave me this device and told me to use it if something came up. It had a way to contact her, and you too. She told me never to call you, but I needed help." Pree explained with a sigh.

"What's is going on then?" The Doctor asked.

"Well, it all started when she showed up here and started drinking at eight in the morning. Which is kind of normal for her, or old her, I don't know. Anyway, after a few hours of booze, she started ranting about the Devil and motherhood. If that wasn't weird enough, she was looking for Ramirez." Pree said as he took a shot himself.

"Who's Ramirez?" The Doctor inquired.

"Richard Ramirez." Pree informed. "Apparently the guy is an immortal serial killer that somehow time-traveled here, at least that's what Rani said. Back in old her, you know, Rani number three, Ramirez tried to gut her and she offed him. After finding out he came back to life she kind of kidnapped him and studied him for months. Somehow, mid being killed and tortured he kind of fell in love with her."

"Wait, Richard Ramirez as in the Night Stalker? The serial killer, rapist, and burglar from the 1980s?" The Doctor asked narrowing his eyes in confusion. "He's immortal? And what's he doing here?"

"Yeah, that's the guy." Pree nodded. "And well, not the weirdest around these parts you know. Anyway, according to Ramirez he's immortal because of Satan. Which was why dearie was looking for him."

"Did she find him?" The Doctor asked. Somehow a serial killer from the 80s was living on one of the moons of the Quad forty centuries in the future, and was in love with Rani. Today was weird.

"Oh yeah, you didn't notice the dead corpse next to you?" Pree said, nodding towards the seat next to him which had a young dark-haired man sitting there, his head laying down on the bar counter. The Doctor looked down at the body, surprised for not having noticed it before, the dead man let out a gasp and sat up with a smirk.

"Where's that crazy hot bitch?" Richard Ramirez said, looking at Pree.

"Do I look like I want to clean up after you guys decide to have a showdown in here? Nuh-uh." Pree sassed at the Serial Killer.

"Relax, I only tried to rip out her eyes because I thought she was lying about who she was." Ramirez replied, still creepily smirking. "But now I know, she's definitely my Goddess of Death and Torture. If I knew it was her, I would have answered her questions about my Lord Satan without her having to kill me three times. But three times the charm, I had to be sure it was her."

"Anyway, where is she?" The Doctor asked, the Serial Killer was putting him on edge.

"Who're you supposed to be?" The Night Stalker asked, turning towards the Doctor.

"I'm the Doctor, and you're quite away from home." The Doctor replied, narrowing his eyes at the Satanist.

The killer whistled, and smirked. "So, you're the famed Doctor. She used to rant about you and the other one, the Master, from time to time when she was dissecting me."

"Lovely." The Doctor said sarcastically.

"Anyway, big boys, there she is." Pree announced putting his shot cup up in her direction.

The Doctor and Ramirez both turned at the same time to see a wild-looking blonde woman dancing on top of bar table while drinking straight from a bottle. It had been a while since he had seen her in that regeneration.

Then the blonde turned slightly to the right and they noticed another woman dancing on the same table, a woman with bright red hair that was shaking her hips to the sound. The Rani passed her the bottle and the red-haired woman took a long gulp. After finishing drinking the redhead pulled the blonde for a long and lasting kiss. With tongue.

"Amy!" The Doctor gasped.

His best friend, and companion, was kissing his old friend-he was pretty sure he had a dream like this once. He silently pinched his arm just to be sure. If Rory was here he would have gaped like a fish. Oh, if Rory was here...

"Damn." The Night Stalker said smirking, enjoying the sight. Even Pree was amused.

"This reminds me of the old party times." Pree said with a smirk.

The Doctor kind of wanted to run off to the table with the dancing drunk beauties and pull those two apart, but they had already separated and were now just dancing so he turned to Pree.

"Why did you call me here then?" The Doctor asked. "I get it, Rani's drunk and there's a time-traveling Serial killer but I still don't get it."

"Right I called you here because if you hadn't noticed this isn't normal, the people dancing on tables and stuff." Pree replied. "This is a charming little place with tables and alcohol where the bad rogues come for a drink, not a dance club."

"Oh dear." The Doctor murmurs, looking around.

"He finally gets it." Pree nods. "Thank all the Gods her mind inhibitor is still activated, or this would be a festival instead of a bar. If you didn't notice the music that's playing is hers. I called you when it was playing Brazilian Samba. I'm pretty sure it's about to hit the Kpop playlist, and well, it gets wild."

In that exact moment a piece of new music started, and the moment it started even those that were sitting down could help but dance. The Doctor looked down at his leg, which without his permission, was moving to the beat.

Modeun ge gung-geumhae how's your day. Oh tell me, Mwoga neol haengboghage haneunji, Oh text me.

Rani was drunk as a skunk, and even with her mind inhibitor on she was unconsciously using her physic abilities influencing everyone around her.

Without further ado, the Doctor started walking towards the drunk blonde before she lost all control. He had to push his way through the dancing crowd, as more people walked into the bar probably influenced by the mind of a drunk time lady.

Your every picture, Nae meolimat-e dugo sip-ep oh bae. Come be my teacher, Ne modeun geol da galeuchyeojwo. Your 1, your 2.

When he finally reached them, Amy was the first to see him and ran towards him. When she reached him, she threw her arms around his neck and gave him a hug.

"Doctor, I can hear Korean and I can understand it." Amy told him with a grin. "Is this the Tardis? I can understand Korean."

Listen my my baby naneun, Jeo haneul-eul nop-I nalgo iss-eo (geuttae niga naege jwossdeon du nalgaelo). Ije yeogin neomu nop-a, Nan nae nun-e neol majchugo sip-eo. Yeah your makin' me a boy with luv

"The Tardis translates Korean to English, the fact that your hearing Korean instead of English and can even understand is because Rani's head is kind of influencing everyone." The Doctor explained, checking to see if Amy was alright.

"Ok, thanks cool." Amy replied with a giggle.

"You're drunk, great." The Doctor sighed, before looking at Rani who was now dancing against a human-looking male. "Stay here just a sec Amy, I need to get to Rani."

He walked towards Rani and just as she was about to kiss the stranger she was dancing with, and pulled her back towards him. The Time Lady didn't like being pulled back like a doll, so she turned her head towards him and narrowed her eyes.

She was about to snark at him, he could tell, when the music reached the chorus. Instead of talking to him she started singing along to the song and pulled him to dance. He tried to stop himself from dancing but she was touching him now, the physic connection was much stronger.

Oh my my my, oh my my my. I've waited all my life, Ne jeonbuleul hamkkehago sip-eo. Oh my my my, Oh my my my. Looking for something right, Ije jogeum-eun na algess-eo.

Before he could control himself, she pulled him down by the neck and crashed his lips to hers. He shouldn't have been surprised; this wasn't even their first kiss. She tasted like strawberries and whiskey; he froze. She was drunk and acting like a human teenager, he had to stop.

He pulled back from the kiss, before she could add tongue to it, and looked down at her with amusement. He had really liked this regeneration of hers, maybe because it was the first that reminded him of her as a child.

"Come on." He whispered in her ear and pulled her along. When they reached Amy, he used his other hand to pull her along as well. They reached the bar and he sat down the girls in the stools. Pree was looking amused, sipping on his drink. The Serial Killer was still in his seat, looking at Rani with adoration on his eyes. The Doctor didn't like that, it looked creepy.

The Rani drunk glazed eyes focused on him, and he saw her mind clear out. A Time Lord, or Lady, and great control over their motor functions.

The now sober Time Lady sensed the stares from the Serial Killer and looked back at the Night Stalker. "Richard, awake already? I guess I could kill you again."

"My Lady of Time, Death and Torture." Ramirez said, getting out of his seat and walking to her side. When he reached her side, he pulled her hand up and gave it a kiss. She looked at him amused.

"And here I was hoping to kill you again." She replied with a lazy smirk. She then pulled a glass smoking pipe from one of her pockets and started smoking.

"What are you smoking?" The Doctor asked, trying to get it from her hand. She swiftly dodged his hand and continued smoking. She then turned towards him with a grin and replied. "Drugs, obvi. Want some?"

When the Time Lord didn't answer she turned towards the Serial Killer and with a lazy move she passed him the pipe. Ramirez smirked, and took a drag. "Holy shit, what's this thing?"

"The spice, which is very lethal to humans." The Doctor informed, frowning at Rani.

"Don't look at me, the guy's immortal. I know, I've killed him ... a lot." She replied, before stopping for a second. She turned to him, and pulled him closer. The Doctor was a bit surprised at the proximity, but she did something she had done before.

She grabbed him by the chin, and turned his face to the right. Then to the left, observing his features much like she had done the first time she had seen him back in Pete's world.

"You have a jawline for days and that chin." The Rani said, slowly using her finger to trace his jawline. "Love the hair, still not ginger tho. Better skin at least, but you should still moisturize."

"For a moment there I thought you didn't recognize me." The Doctor said, carefully staring down at her with a small smile on his face.

"Please, nobody else other than you would have stopped a kiss from this beautiful face." She replied, pointing at herself with a smirk, before turning towards Amy. "Isn't that right gorgeous?"

Amy almost reddened but covered it up with a full out smirk. "Quite."

"Your so flirty now, I like it." Pree said, putting a glass full of booze in front of her. She smirked, but before she could drink it, the Doctor grabbed the glass and drank it down. She was finally sobber, he didn't want to deal with two drunk girls again. Amy was enough to deal with.

"Damn Doctor, didn't know you had it in you." Amy said with a giggle. She was still drunk, bloody hell.

Rani rolled her eyes, and grabbed her pipe from the Serial Killer's hand. "Anyway, why are you here Doctor? I didn't even attempt world domination and you know the J Star Cluster is my playground."

"Pree sent me a message asking for help in dealing with you." He replied, glancing at the bartender. Rani glared at Pree, but probably decided to deal with it later because she turned to Ramirez.

"I have a few questions for you, finally able to answer or do I have to kill you again?" Rani inquired.

"Your wish is my command." The Night Stalker replied.

"Your immortality comes from the Devil, isn't that right?" The Rani asked.

"I devote my life and deaths to my master and he gives me eternal life." Richard Ramirez replied with a smirk. Amy looked skeptical, but the Doctor could tell that the Serial Killer was freaking her out.

"What does he look like?" The Rani inquired. "Red with horns perchance? Looks into your mind to see your secrets?"

"I don't know what he looks like, but my Master knows all secrets." Ramirez replied.

"What do you mean?" She asked, narrowing her eyes.

"My Master knows all that was, is and could be. He sees all that you've done, all that you do and all that you could ever do." The Satanist replied, putting his hand up showing a pentagram cut into his palm.

The Rani bit her lip in annoyance, and before she could ask anything else the Doctor interrupted. "What's this about Rani?"

She looked at him with a frown and replied. "Krop Tor."

"You just came from there?" He asked with a frown, that had been so long ago for him. "Is this about what the Beast told you?"

"Yes." She replied with a sigh and turned once more to the Satanist.

"I-" She started before correcting herself. "We met a Beast in a pit that called itself the Devil."

"It could have been my master; he is everywhere and anywhere." Ramirez replied with a smirk.

"He told me something..." She started, but he interrupted again.

"About you not having any meaning?" The Doctor asked worried, she better not be feeling suicidal, again.

"Fuck no." The Rani replied, rolling her eyes. "Meaning is for apes who need Religion to guide their existence. We're Time Lords, time gave us our meaning when we were eight and saw all that was."

"Then why are you so worried? Other than calling you a Goddess he didn't tell you anything else." The Doctor asked, not understanding.

"You wouldn't understand." She replied, smoking from her pipe with tense shoulders.

"Does this have anything with motherhood?" Pree asked, somewhat cautious. "You were ranting about it earlier."

"Never been and never will be." The Rani snarked at the bartender, not pleased with the question in the first place.

The Doctor looked at her and couldn't stop the smile from appearing on his lips. He had almost forgotten how snarky she was, this her was still quite young. She still had so much to live, so much to grow.

"What about-" Amy started to say but he put his hand on her mouth before she could blab. The Rani looked at him with narrowed eyes but eventually turned to the Satanist when he spoke up.

"Whatever my master told you was the truth. Why would Satan lie when the truth is much more powerful?" Ramirez informed.

Before the Serial Killer had time to even smirk the Rani grabbed a bottle from behind the counter and hit him over the head with incredible speed. She probably cracked open his skull because he was down for the count.

Amy squeaked before gaping at the violent time lady. "Did you kill him?"

"Not for long anyway." She replied, before turning to him. "So, my Lord Doctor, you up for figuring out why this guy is immortal or what?"

"I thought you would never ask." He replied with a grin.

"You better clean up this mess." Pree said with a sigh staring at the blood and the pieces of broken glass.

I hadn't been in the Quad in centuries, but in truth, I landed a year and a few months after I had left this place. I didn't know if Richard Ramirez, that infernal unkillable lunatic ape was still around but it was worth a shot.

I entered The Royal and old memories popped up like curses, so many memories in this bar. I also happened to own half of the bar, which was why I liked to come here. To drink for free of course.

As soon as I entered Pree recognized me, which was surprising since the last time I had seen him was in my Third Regeneration. After questioning him about it I found out that my future self would meet him somewhere in the past. Well, better leave that alone and live it when it comes up down the line I suppose.

I spend the whole day drinking, trying to erase from my mind the fact that I had spent two bloody weeks investigate an impossible planet for nothing.

I finally found Richard, who still came here for his usual drink after lunch, but he tried to kill me as soon as I told him I was Rani. I spent the rest of the afternoon dancing and drinking while killing Richard Ramirez as soon as he woke up.

Being drunk as a Time Lady was different from being drunk as a human. Being drunk as a human-made you giddy and dumber, being drunk as a Time Lady made you horny and smarter. On the other side, either as a human or as a Time Lady, they lost their inhibitions.

I was dancing for the past half an hour on top of a table when a gorgeous redhead joined me. It didn't take me long to recognize her, Amelia Pond the Girl Who Waited.

I shared my booze with her, after all this was one of Rina's favorite companions for a reason. When the human kissed me, I decided to go for it, I'm pretty sure the Doctor was around here enjoying the show.

A bit later the redhead disappeared and I continue to dance with another ape, this time a male. I was about to play with him when someone pulled me away from my prey. I turned around to glare at whoever it was when I saw the Doctor.

Not the Doctor I had seen just yesterday, but the next one. The eleventh Doctor, which shouldn't have surprised me because Amelia Pond was here after all.

I was about to tell him to piss off when BTS ran through the sound system, the Rina in me took over. One could not sing along when BTS started, Rina had been obsessed which was why I had it on my playlist still.

I lost myself for a second to the beat and the next thing I know I'm kissing the bloody Doctor. Oh well, I knew this regeneration was a flirt, nothing new there.

The idiot then had to ruin my fun by dragging me to the bar. I ended up detoxifying quickly enough when I noticed the Serial Killer I had come to interrogate was already alive.

Again, nothing new there when the Satanist didn't give me good enough information and I ended up killing him again, with a bottle over the head.

"So, tell me why a Serial Killer from the 80's from earth is in the Quad centuries after is time." The Doctor inquired.

"No idea." I replied with a shrug. "He's been here for about three years. Popped out of nowhere, and continued on with his business. There's even a warrant with the killjoys for his arrest. He tried to gut me way back during my third regen, but I killed him instead. Found out he wouldn't stay dead so I studied him for a few months before getting bored. Since I couldn't kill him and didn't feel like keeping him, I let him out."

"So, you just let out a serial killer, and a rapist might I had, into the world because you felt like it?" The Doctor asked, I could hear the judgment in his voice from a galaxy away.

"What was I supposed to do with him?" I asked him with a frown. "I didn't figure why he was immortal, nor how to finally off him. I thought about dumping him on earth during his time but I'm pretty sure that if the killjoys can't detain him, he would be more troublesome on the ape's original planet."

After a second the Doctor nodded. "What did you figure out?"

"Everything's normal, if he didn't come back from the dead, I would tell you he's a normal ape and yet the bastard just doesn't stay dead." I replied, the Case of Richard Ramirez had always been a conundrum in her memories. She could feel Nari observing from the corner of her mind, she too was still curious about it.

"Wait, so he's a Serial killer from earth?" Amy asked with a frown, the redhead was probably still drunk and confused with this whole mess.

"Oh yeah, he's an American serial killed called the Night Stalker in the 80s" The Doctor explained. "How he ended up here without a ship is a mystery."

"Why don't we go to when he disappeared and find out what happened?" Amy asked.

"Well, that's because according to History he never disappeared. He went on a killing spree and was eventually caught and arrested, but nobody ever said he was missing." The Doctor informed.

"Which is why him being here is a problem." I said. "I did the tests; this really is Richard Ramirez. I interrogated him before, he doesn't know how he got here either. One day he was about to rob another place and he suddenly found himself in the old mines."

"Well then, I guess it's time we go to the scene of the crime." The Doctor said. "We have to check out where he first appeared. Have you searched?"

"Not really, I was kind of busy back then." I replied. The 3rd Rani had been in the Quad during a mission for the Time War, she had other things to accomplish. Of course, she played around too, she had been a very angry regeneration and the Quad was full of enemies. The poor Hullen sure got the worse of it really.

"To the mines, it is then." The Doctor said with a grin.

"Well if you lot are going down there you need a guide." Pree said, before turning to me. "There's one scarback that has been searching for you for forever you know."

"Leave the monk out of this." I replied with a roll of eyes, out of all the things I did not feel like dealing with one of my old lovers.

"The only ones that know the way down there are the monks, and the only one that would help you would be Alvin." Pree replied with a smirk, the bastard was amused by the situation.

"Alvin wouldn't recognize me, idiot." I snaked back.

"Please, just a few words from you and he would believe it." Pree rolled his eyes.

"Who's this Alvin monk guy?" Amy asked, wiggling her eyebrow.

"Her lover." Pree told her, still with a smug smirk. The Doctor's eyebrows shot up with that reply, while Amy giggled.

"It was ages ago, literally lifetimes ago." I explained. "I was a different person then, I'm a different person now."

"Please." Pree rolled his eyes again. "Sure, your blonde and white now but you're still the same though bitch and while it has been ages for you, for him it's been a year and a half since he last saw you."

"Can monks have lovers?" Amy asked, confused.

"Sure, plus the scars make them look hot." Pree replied.

"Scars?" Amy was perplexed.

"You'll understand when you get there." Pree explained, before turning to Rani. "Alvin is near the blessing tree giving a blessing, if you want to go to the mines you know you need a scarback to guide you and you know that you can trust him."

"Fine." I huffed; I knew he was right.

Richard Ramirez started to move; he was waking up soon. Before anyone else could move Pree pulled out a gun from behind the counter and shot the immortal Serial Killer in the head.

"What are y'all looking at?" Pree asked, as he put the gun over his shoulder. "If I left Rani deal with it, she would break more bottles over the bastard's head, that's me losing money. Now get the heck out, let me deal with dead sleeping beauty here. If you're getting rid of him at least let me kill him a few times for old times' sake."

"Let's go people." I said, used to Pree being a sassy little wanker. He had been a warlord back in the day after all, he could deal with Ramirez with a hand-tied behind his back.

While I still wasn't happy about searching for Alvin, a part of me missed the old days and the little friends I had once upon a time in the Quad.

I guess all we had to do was find a cure for immortality, get rid of an immortal psycho and dance around old lovers.

Your life is like the Vampire Diaries, I'm never bored these days. Rina said from the back of my mind with a laugh.

Shut up bitch.

A/N: Hi guys, here's another update. Soo ... we have Rani, Nari and Rina all back together. We got, for the first time ever, the 11th Doctor and Amelia freaking Pond. Then we got a few new characters, which were based on other shows (ahs and killjoys). Drunk Rani is such a flirty time lady, smooching everything in sight, am I right? Did you like the chapter? Tell me your thoughts in the review section below!

xx, ritz