Hello! CabooseHelpsU here. This is a project I've been thinking of doing myself, but a friend of mine beat me to the punch. This is a collab project, not dissimilar to the "Things involving Shipgirls that are not allowed" fanfiction, in the Kancolle section. So far, these are really just prompts (but when I get the time I intend to go more into detail on the unfortunate situations behind each rule!), but feel free submit writings to me; it'll be passed on for approval, and added to this story to be expanded. So, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Girls Frontline, or I would make the story more cheerful (not really)! Which, by the way, you should probably play the game to get the jokes here...

Girls Frontline: The Rules of HQ

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Rule 1: Please have mercy on the base staff, including the Commander. They're human. They reserve the right to create rules as needed.

Rule 2: Kalina is a human. Not a T-Doll. Please stop trying to 'fix' her, and attempting to disprove this will strip you of protection the Commander can give.

Rule 2a. Believe us, we have tried to fix her obsession with money.

Rule 3: Do not ask Helian about her romantic relationship or the mixers. Especially the mixers.

Rule 4: Kalina is to hire a crew of workers for moving the Dormitory furniture, immediately. The Commander, G&K engineers, and several T-Dolls have already required hospital/repair-shop visits.

Rule 4a. Yes, AR15, if you ask kindly, the Commander can assist with moving the inflatable mattresses. He's not that flimsy!

Rule 5: Discussion of an anime adaptation of G&K is strictly forbidden.

Rule 6: Human personnel with animal ears are not to be treated as pets.

Rule 6a. Even if they insist on it. Especially IDW and ART556!

Rule 7: Do not make fun of Super Shorty's height. While she insists she doesn't mind, you are still bothering her.

Rule 7a. Do not buy children clothes for her either, even if those are probably the only non-custom made clothes that fit her.

Rule 8: Do not make references to UMP-45's chest size. Her "Punishment" is your only warning.

Rule 8a. Even if the other T-Dolls don't remember, you do.

Rule 8b. Yes, even if UMP-45 does not exist.

Rule 8c. Do not compare UMP-45 to SM-1 either.

Rule 9: Ask for a doll's permission before you touch them. Ignore this rule at your own risk.

Rule 9a. Especially the tails of certain T-Dolls. They can feel it.

Rule 9b. Do not pull the tails as well. You do NOT want to know where they are connected to!

Rule 10: "If you like her then you better put a ring on her!"

Rule 11: Any one who helps WA2000 in the kitchen is required to taste test it first.

Rule 11a. This includes any beverages, even ones pre-packaged. We don't know how she managed to mess up the tea but NTW was stuck in repairs for a full week.

Rule 11b. WA2000 is not allowed into the kitchen on her own. Just because you don't want to taste it doesn't mean you should leave it to everyone else.

Rule 12. Woe befall anybody who steals WA2000's pudding.

Rule 12a. Or her chocolate ice cream.

Rule 13:Custom-built simulation disks must be approved by the commander and Kalina.

Rule 13a. Custom-built simulation disks now banned! You know what you did, PPK and SOPMOD.

Rule 14: Do not accept food from P7.

Rule 14a. Be wary of any "advice" given by P7.

Rule 14b. Additionally, if you believe P7 has spent more than 15 minutes in the bathroom, please notify maintenance so they may quarantine the area for inspection. We do not need another exploding toilet incident.

Rule 14c. Despite P7's insistence, she does not have a elder sister working as a medic in the navy.

Rule 15: Cute lolis are for headpats. Griffin & Kruger will not help you get out of jail for breaking this!

Rule 16: The AR squad is responsible for M16 when she gets drunk. Like really drunk. We're tired of the sexual harassment complaints.

Rule 16a. Likewise, the Commander will provide no protection if you accuse her of "Sis-conning" M4. It's a rude thing to say!

Rule 16b. Addendum A is to be withheld, even though it is a true statement.

Rule 17: Do not give HK416 ANY liquor. No, we won't talk about what happened again.

Rule 18: T-Dolls in skill training are to stop using Simonov as target practice in lieu of actual practice drones. We understand that some of you vent your frustrations on your targets, but using a T-Doll is completely unacceptable.

Rule 19: Do not ever touch Ribeyrolles' blood bag. She needs it for a good reason.

Rule 20: Using shotgun T-Dolls as shielded battering rams to get close to the enemy is strictly prohibited. While they may have armor and shields, it isn't an excuse to pick them up and charge towards the enemy with them in tow so you can slap them silly.