A/N: Jayfeather had a rage quit, so Sandstorm is back from her 'brief' vacation!

Kitkat quickly teleported over to Evilstar's old weapon stash and fitted her gang with weapons. Tigerclone was the shooter, Airhorn was the grenade man, Dadbeard was the assassin, and Kitkat was the Cat Ninja.

The squad then teleported over to TDRC. "We will defeat you!" Kitkat yelled over at DeathClan. Tigerclone starts shooting like crazy, while Airhorn starts throwing grenades. The Dark Forest cats and StarClan also join in to kill off DeathClan. "I will avenge Hawkfrost!" Mapleshade screeched. Tigerstar facepalmed. "Why did I make him her son in chapter six?"

Airhorn suddenly blows himself up and Kitkat is sad. She reacts by stabbing Breezepelt, which causes Heathertail, Smokehaze, and Brindlewing to flee. Dadbeard assassinates Greasepelt and Angryboi kills him in revenge. "Nuuuu!" Kitkat screams. Dustpelt randomly dies from one of Midnight's badger-boi kin and Firestar dies while doing a victory dance.

Sleekwhisker and Redwillow killed each other at the same time by stabbing rocks into their chests. Robbie Rotten quickly runs in to pull his screen down and do his job. "Don't let your kids watch it!" Sleekwhisker, Redwillow, and Robbie Rotten disappear from existence three seconds later.

Evilstar, Angryboi, and Ashfur flee after that. "The memes are after us!" Ashfur yowls. He screams like a little girl when Moonkitti drops a yellow wig on him out of nowhere. "Not the memes!"

Solshade uses his eclipse powers to cast a spell on Kitkat before he leaves. It doesn't affect Kitkat at first. Then StarClan, YoloClan, and the Dark Forest have a huge funeral, while Heathertail, Smokehaze, and Brindlewing get arrested by the Star Police. Pinestar leads them and announces that it is safe. Tigerstar gives Pinestar the finger and goes home.

Kitkat wakes up the next day with a few scales on her face and an extremely obese belly. "Nuuuu!" she yowls. "I'm no longer hot and I'm preggie!"