A/N: Welcome back! Sorry if it took a bit longer than usual, I'm really busy and all. This chapter will not only be good, but explain some problems and bunnies I've made. Thank you for reviews follows and favs and here we go!
(SCREAMING!, Some thoughts / letters, *sarcasm*, and parseltongue / magic, Alien language.)
Where we last left off, Harry had just reached King's Cross station on his way to his sixth year at Hogwarts. He stood at the station with a regal, strong aura, and a small suitcase.
He made himself invisible and skillfully moved around several groups of people, some of which where order members, through the barrier and onto the train.
He made his way past compartment to compartment, until he reached one containing a boy who had an unusually high amount of love for plants, and a girl Harry was sure was secretly conversing with ancient chaotic deities.
"Harry!" Called out Luna even though he was invisible "so good to see you, you've broken the chains, the first step is played, the old manipulators jaws escaped". She said that last part cryptically, almost as if it wasn't her voice saying it…..
Harry took off the spell, bewildered, and asked "how the tartarus did you know I was there Luna?!" Neville, who was sitting as far away from Luna as possible, said "Harry, we've got something urgent to tell you. Dumbledore is-" he was interrupted by Harry who said "yeah, I know, finally broke free a good few weeks ago".
"Excellent!" Neville exclaimed " I didn't know until two weeks, when Luna came and told me. I didn't believe her until she *showed* me. You know she's acting kinda weird."
Luna, who when no one noticed took Harry's suitcase, even though he put very strong charms against it, was petting it like a kitten. When Harry asked her about why she did that she said "It's only right to do that, after all, Knull, finally free needs some cuddling." Knull, who on the inside of said suitcase was looking wide eyed, psychically said to Harry "Who is this mortal? In all my years I have never met someone so intertwined with darkness" Luna then somehow said "Why thank you".
Ron and Hermione, sorry Weasel and Beaver took that moment to burst in. "Harry, you shouldn't have run away like that, Dumbledore wants to see you when you get off the train, to check if...if death eaters have done anything to you" said Beaver. "Right now, come hang with us, not Looney and Plant Head" said Ron snootily.
The only response Harry gave was "Get yer bloody asses out of here! If you want to control my life, at least come up with a better excuse ye blaggards!"
On the inside, Morgan finally noticed something. The reason for him acting this way of course! She would have to tell them after he got those pathetic, useless uses of air out of there.
Back on earth, Beaver and Weasel were not giving up. "Harry! You-know-who has clearly done something to you!" Wailed Beaver. Meanwhile Weasel tried touching Harry's suitcase to see if it could lead to any clues as to where he's been, and promptly started screaming like a mad man. It seemed that the Shadow King had manipulated a little darkness in Weasel's head, and made him only see and think everything was his worst fear -spiders. It was only temporary of course, but it was fun to watch.
Weasel was slapping the floor and himself and kept yelling out "They're everywhere!". Beaver tried to calm him down and said to Harry "You've gone dark! You are evil Harry and only the Headmaster can save you for the greater good!"
Beaver then promptly dragged Weasel off who was yelling "They've got me! Oh they're dragging me to their nest! Hermione please save me!" He didn't know that said Beaver was dragging him off, a task that she found very hard to do because of a charm that Harry had placed on him.
Harry sat down, with a Neville that looked much calmer, for just a second before Luna spoke up again "Thank R'lyeh that you made those two leave, dark one" she said. "Luna" said Neville "Have I ever mentioned to you that you scared me" to which Luna answered "yes, fourteen million six hundred and five times, it is time for the Endgame, Thanos of the M.C.U" she said that last part almost possessed.
Neville looked almost ready to jump out of the window, with a featherweight charm of course, to escape the pure madness that was Luna Lovegood. Harry on the other hand, just took his trunk or suitcase or whatever you wanna call it and sat down, quite content that the idiots wouldn't bother them for the rest of the trip.
He was interrupted by Morgan when she said "I've finally figured it out, Harry, I can't believe it!" Harry asked her to explain, what did it mean she figured it out? She told him "You see, the bring back spell, which thought to be unstoppable, does indeed have a limit, and you seem to have broken it. Luckily, there's nothing bad, just a minor personality leak of sorts" she then said "Unfortunately, the spell has a stopping point, and it will be a while before you should use the spell again".
Harry was quite upset, but he knew that everything had a stopping point, and he had enough people for now. He needed to work on something else now, utterly humiliating Fumbwles and his clowns and making sure the heroes didn't find out about him.
When they reached the school Harry casted an invisibility spell on himself and Neville and Luna, and stealthily avoided Jumbles. He did kick him though, and clumples started casting some spells but luckily the spell Harry cast was way to strong.
Harry, while under the invisibility, cast a charm that was basically the spell equivalent of polyjuice, and he turned them into random muggle children. The carriages set out and they saw the castle. When they got near it the bells started tolling, the castle had recognized him as the heir. He instantly could see everything, the rooms, teachers, and of course some secret rooms the old goat created.
One such room was Grumbles's secret library. It housed many books, most of them magic that Bllumblles didn't want the general public knowing. Harry quickly fixed that, using the castle to modify Madame Pince's memory, and move the books back to the library. Many Ravenclaws and Slytherins would have a field day, rushing to learn this ancient knowledge.
In fact as soon as all the students got to the great hall, Harry did a global despell of all the students. Many students had certain abilities and power locked away by Algoator and the professors were quite surprised when some students would be a nea squib one day, and a prodigy the next.
Just to make sure Klumgolds didn't lock the powers away, Harry made sure the castle dispelled any type of this spell he cast. Naturally Hummnles would faint again the next day and wouldn't be available.
Luna applauded Harry when he told her this, saying that the nargles would finally go away.
The Sorting Hat did it's song, and Harry cast a super powerful notice-me-not charm on him, Luna, and Neville so no matter how much Beaver, Weasel, and Quizeblled looked, they couldn't find him.
Harry half listened to the announcement, briefly wondering if Slughorn might be under a spell or something.
And that night, before Harry went to bed, he told the Shadow King to do the thing to Beaver and Weasel, so he drifted off to sleep to the sounds of Weasel screaming about Spiders and faintly hearing Beaver screaming about burning books. He wasn't pure evil, so he cast a charm so no one could hear them, after all, he didn't want to hurt the innocent.
A/N: So, how was that, I call that a chapter complete I'll wrap th-
Luna: Hello, where am I? Is this dream world?
Me: Luna? What are you doing here? O, right, this is a test, would you like to see me and Luna talking about the chapter, or is this just a one time thing?
Luna: Bye, bye humans! Don't forget to review or whatever.