Hello! I'm back with another update haha~

Anyways, this is the last update in this story! In other words, its completed. Enjoy the last chapter of Things You are not Allowed to do at Hogwarts!

Disclaimer: If I was JK Rowling, I would write better than this. I own nothing.

I will not attempt to fuse the rules of chemistry with those of potions.

I will not do that with the rules of alchemy in transfiguration either.

I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

I'm not on Survivor and therefore I'm not allowed to vote people out of the common room.

Snape is not Batman and I will not hum/sing the Batman theme song whenever he enters a room.

I will not sing "Ebony and Ivory" whenever I see Dean and Seamus together.

Fluffy can not and should not be given Scooby Snacks. He WILL throw up.

Just because it was funny to have the school do the Time Warp, I will not teach them how to do the Soulja boy.

I will not sell tickets to get into the Chamber of Secrets.

I must not yell "Scoob! It's a g-g-ghost!" every time Professor Binns enters the classroom.

Singing "U.G.L.Y." to Moaning Myrtle, although funny, is extremely unkind.

I will not read "My Immortal" to Slytherins.

The "I Hate Umbridge" Club is not a valid after class activity.

Hermione does not like to be referred to as Herman.

I will not add 'according to the prophecy' to the end of every sentence in Divination class, just to raise my grade.

Asking "So, when do we learn to saw a lady in half?" is not appropriate.

Replacing McGonagall's pumpkin juice with Diet Coke, while amusing, makes her snort it out her nose and detentions aren't as amusing.

I will not accuse the Minister of being a Death Eater.

I will not try to breed a Thestral and a Grim.

Coming up with a fake disease and telling first years that they have it is not a good idea.

Modifying the old "pail of water over the door" trick to "pail of bubotuber pus over the door" is frowned upon.

Mrs. Norris does not like playing with Blast-Ended Skrewts.

I am not a demi-god and I do not go to camp Half Blood during the summer.

And no, I am not a Shadowhunter, nor do I work at the British Institute!

Going to Barty Crouch Jr. and asking him "where Rose is" is not acceptable.

Changing the slips that are passed out at the end of the term to say, "Practicing magic during the holidays is encouraged, please try to hex at least five muggles" is immature and really bad idea.

It is not a good idea to charm the furniture the potions classroom to be pink and fluffy.

Teaching first years to chorus in unison "the amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is wrong. Funny, but wrong.

I will not "borrow" a prefects badge for Peeves.

I will not offer Crabbe and Goyle cupcakes with Veritaserum in them.

I will not take a Hippogriff to the summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions.

I will not tell McGonagall that she is bad luck because she turn into a cat.

Not only is it a bad idea to mix potions and nitroglycerine together, it is also dangerous.

I will not ask Professor Snape about the Molarity of the potions ingredients.

Starting a betting pool with the Slytherins on when Harry Potter will die is not appropriate.

I will not sell muggle pens to students for a profit. No matter how much neater they are to write with.

Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.

The Death Eaters are not Daleks.

There is no such things as Pigfarts.

I will not attempt to set up a satellite dish on the Astronomy tower.

I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort because it will probably get me killed and is disrespectful.

I will not tie-dye all the owls.

I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ents.

I am not allowed to cosplay as Tom Riddle all day, nor may I ask a metamorphmagus to do so.

When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

Well that was a long ride.

*Gurl that was only eight chapters*

Thank you for sticking with me during my probably-now-annual winter hiatus! (::) (::) Virtual cookies for EVERYONE! As usual, R&R!

Thank you and GOODBYE!

...for this story at least.