I didn't know what to expect.

Just yesterday I was enjoying myself. Sitting under the sun, feeling the rays hit my face, now I'm on my way to a place called Smash Mansion.

Honestly even just receiving the invitation was a shock.

Lady Palutena ordered me to pack my things before the the Smash Express will leave.

"Pit. Before you leave...I think I should let you know...I know." Said Lady Palutena.

I froze in my tracks.

I gulped. "Know what?" I asked.

Palutena chuckled. "I know about your a homo Pit." She said.

I dropped down to her feet and prayed. "I'm sorry Lady Palutena. I don't know what's wrong with me." I said panicking.

"Pit. Calm down. I don't care. I just wanted to let you know that. It's okay." Said Lady Palutena.

Like a big weight has been lifted off my shoulders. My tears began to dry.

I quickly came back to my feet.

Well. There goes my life's secret.

I'm gay.

Ever since I was a young Angel, I've been atracted to the same sex. I remember watching the army train as a boy and just being mesmerized by the dozens of men sweating. Shirtless.

Afterwards, I'd regularly jack off at night to the memories of those men and wonder how long their members are.

I've never experienced real love. Maybe this is the type of excitement my life needs.

"Pit. Maybe someday, I'll be able to join you...but as of today, you're the only Kid Icarus representative and there is no doubt that you'll do an awesome job at it." Said Palutena.

"I won't let you down" I said.

"Hmph. Off you go then" said Lady Palutena before enchanting my wings. "Remember I'm watching over you."

I chuckled and in a flash of light I left Lady Palutena's temple.

I then was suddenly transported to a train station. I gave my things to the conductor before the train began to move.

Here I am now. 30 minutes away from my destination. The people on the train were a bit strange. There seems to be a robot, a boy with a sort of vanilla hairdo, and a blue tiger like creature.

However, I wasn't the only one judging. From the corner of my eye, I spotted a man with blue hair looking at me.

Handsome was one word to describe him. His stare hit me like a ray of light.

"We're approaching the destination Smash Mansion. Please remain seated until further instructions." Said a muffled intercom.

I slouched back into my seat as the train began to slow down.

I peered out the train window and there before me was one of the most enchanting structures I've seen my entire life.

It was white. White as marble. It was also floating in mid air, with water falling out of it. Lights beamed out the castle.

"We've arrived at Smash Mansion. Please exit the car slowly. You're things we'll be taking your rooms shortly." Said the muffled intercom.

I sighed as I grabbed my sachel and exited the train car onto the marble sidewalk. I began to walk up the stairs before I was interuppted by the Vanilla boy.

"Excuse me. Uh I'm new here and pretty scared. Is it okay if i can join you." Said the boy.

"Yeah no problem. Lets go." I said.

"The name is Lucas." He said.

"Lucas? Pit." I said

"Nice to meet you Pit…say you're the hero of Kid Icarus am I right?" Said Lucas.

I laughed and nodded. His enthusiasm was interesting.

"Excuse me for not knowing but what game do you represent." I asked.

"Earthbound...or Mother...Mother 3 to be exact." Said Lucas.

"How cute." I said before continuing to walk up the stairs.

I stepped over the last steps to find a mansion so eloquently designed. It looks as if God er...Lady Palutena had designed it herself.

The walls were chiseled. Fountains spurting crystal clear water.

I saw strange turtles carrying in bag by bag.

"Newcomers over here!" Shouted an anonymous voice.

I walked over there to find...Mario!

Never in my entire life thought I would see the Mushroom Kingdom legend.

I remember watching his play Super Mario Bros. 3 as a boy.

"Alright do I have all the newcomers? Okay head to one of the tables to recieve your tag." Said Mario.

I was shivering with excitement and fear.

I began to walk to the first table. I was greeted by a woman.

She wore a white and purple dress. She was getting her clipboard from behind her.

The moment she turned around I knew exactly who she was. It was Zelda. She was apart of the Legend of Zelda series.

"Hello. Name?" Said Zelda.

"Pit." I said nervously.

"Ah the newcomer from Kid Icarus." She said before giving me a pink tag. "Find the other pink tags and wait until further instructions."

I grabbed the tag and scrambled across the white reflective floor.

"Hey Pit!" Yelled Lucas from across the courtyard. He ran towards me.

"Isn't this place amazing! Apparently this is only the Courtyard. What group are you in?" He asked.

"Pink. You?" I replied.

"I'm in Green." He replied sadly.

"Everything will be okay" I said. "Let's go look for our groups."

We began to navigate through the crowd of misfits.

Finally we caught the sight of Lucas's group.

"Well I guess this is goodbye for now." Said Lucas.

"Later." I said.

He walked slowly to the bench before being greeted by a young boy wearing a baseball cap.

I decided to keep walking.

What felt like forever I finally found the rest of the pink tags.

I slowly walked over to the group. By looks of it I seemed like the last one.

"Hey." Said a spiky haired boy. "Name's Ash. I'm a Pokemon trainer."

He pulled out a few red and white balls.

"Come out everyone!" He yelled as creatures magically appeared in front of me.

"Squirtle!" Said the cute turtle one.

"Saur!" Said a green lizard.

The last one just kind of roared.

"This one here is Charizard." Said Ash.

I laughed. "Nice to meet you guys." I said.

"Nice to meet you." Said Ash.

"Squirtle squirtle!" Yelled Squirtle as he danced.

We both laughed.

Suddenly one if the boxes next to us flipped over.

"Are you a pink tag?" Asked the mysterious man.

"Yeah" I said.

"Okay. The name is Snake. I've been sent here to perform a special task." Said the guy.

"Okay?" I replied.

"Looks like we are waiting for one more." Said Ash.

"One mo-" I said before I lost my train of thought.

There was the blue haired guy from the train. He was carrying a humongous sword.

"Hey is this the rest of the pinks." Said the guy.

"Yeah it is." Said Ash.

"Great." He said while bringing his sword down. "My name is Ike."

Ike. I thought in my name. What an interesting name.

"Newcomers. Make your way towards your specified entrance at the time." Yelled a man with the most dramatic voice I've ever heard in my life.

"We're heading to Entrance A." Said Snake.

We all began to walk towards the entrance of the mansion.

"Here lies Nintendo's all-stars battling it out in an all around Brawl!." Yelled the man.

"Everyone here is lucky. You've made a significant impact on the gaming world as a whole. Therefore I salute you. Here as your guide, one of the original twelve fighters. Captain Falcon." Yelled the man.

A ship then flew across the sky. A figure jumped out before landing out in the ground in front of us.

In the most dramatic pose ever he stood up. He turned around. Raising his arms. He yelled...

"Welcome to Smash Mansion!"

Thank you guys for reading the first part to a long story. Bare with me as i continue the story. As always please vote on it. Like it. Add it to you lists. Message me if i you any ideas. Id be glad to incorporate it.

I really enjoyed writing this first chapter.

With thanks,

Tanya S.