Chapter One

Back to basics.

You see that disgruntled old guy packing his things? That's Benjamin Krupp, he's heading back to college to re-earn his Bachelor's Degree. It expired two days ago. He didn't want to go back to college, but he had to. His job was on the line after all. He checked the time as he closed the suitcase.

"Oh no, I'm going to miss my train," He shouted. He grabbed his suitcase and headed out of the room at an incredible speed. Grabbed his keys and rushed out the front door. He quickly closed the door and fumbled with the keys.

"Come on, come on," He mumbled. Krupp, at last, got the house key and locked the front door. He pulled it out and rushed out to his car. He barged in, tossed in his suitcase and slammed the door. Messily buckling his seat belt and turning on the car. He raced away in his car at top speed.

Yeah, If it weren't for the ignorance of all the Piqua police force. He would have been pulled over for his reckless driving. He finally drifted his car into a perfect parrel park. He quickly unbuckled and grabbed his suitcase and the train ticket. He once again slammed the door shut and quickly locked it with the automatic door locks. He ran toward the station as fast as he could, clutching his topee as he went along. He finally got to the track, just in time for his train to arrive. People came and rushed on. Then, she came off.

Her red hair was in perfect end curls. She had a big grin on her face. Her blue-rimmed glasses glistened in the sunlight. Her pink button-up shirt had a neatly folded collar and light blue jeans with neatly rolled up legs. She had a notebook in her right hand and a pencil in her left. She approached Benjamin enthusiastically.

"Hello," She said, putting her notebook in her left hand and extending her right hand, "My name is Mary Sue, I'm going to be your room-mate at Ohio Universtiy."

"Benny," Mr. Krupp said, taking Mary's hand, "Please to make your acquaintance."

"I'm sure it is," She chirped cheerfully, "I'm sure you and I will be best friends in no time."

Benjamin raised an eyebrow and asked, "How so?"

"Oh, I make friends with all the characters I'm paired with," Mary said with a glitter in her eye. Mr. Krupp stepped on the train, with Mary close behind.

Ben sat down on a plush train-seat and set his suitcase next to him. Mary came up beside the arm and rubbed her eye.

"I hate it when that anime stuff gets in my eye," She grumbled in a gruff tone. Mary stopped rubbing and cleared her throat.

"This train car is really dusty," She said. Mary turned to Mr. Krupp and she asked, "We should totally sit together, right?"

"Uh," He said, then very suddenly replied, "Of course Mary Sue, anything for you."

"Wonderful!" She cried cheerfully. Benjamin shirked over and shook his head. Mary sat gingerly down and put her pen into the rings of her notebook. She sat down and ensured her poster was perfectly straight before folding her hands on her lap. the train left the station.

"What was that," He said, "I've never said that to anyone."

"That was the status quo," Mary said, "The plot always bend to a Mary Sue's favor."

"What," Benjamin asked, turning to Mary.

"We shouldn't take long to getting to the college," Mary said, "Then I can tell you all about the different types of OCs."

"OCs," Mr. Krupp asked, "What is an OC?"

"It is a sort acronym," Mary replied in as-a-matter-of-factly sort of way, "for Orginal Character."

The train came to a screeching halt at the front of the college.

"We're here," Mary said, "I can't wait to show you around."

Benjamin grabbed his suitcase. Mary Sue got up and merrily skipped out. Benjamin came up behind Mary; who was standing in the doorway.

"Watch this," Mary whispered.

"La-la-la-la-ha," Mary sang.

"It's Mary Sue," everyone at the school shouted at once.

"How do you do," They all sang, "Mary Sue? Your our sunshine on a sunny day!"

"I'm doing just fi-I-ine," Mary sang in response, "And so must be you."

"What is happening right now?" Benjamin asked, very confused.

"Looks like we've got ourselves a noob," Said a buff jock, "boys."

"Then let's educate him," said a scrawny nerd.

Mary walked down to the ground with a wide grin on her face.

"Who's," sang the dean, "Got a sunny disposition?"

"Who else but Mary Sue?" Came the reply from the school.

"Who comes to make our world bright?" Sang the dean.

"Who else but Mary Sue?" Came the reply from the crowd, as the football jocks raised Mary on a chair.

"Who's that girl everyone loves just because she's so perfect?" the dean sang.

"Must be Mary, must be Mary," The crowd sang.

"Must be Ma-a-a-ARY," The dean sang.

The crowd took a breath

"Su-uu-UE!" the crowd sang. The jocks put Mary down and the crowd dispersed.

"Have great day everybody," Mary shouted. Benjamin walked off the train.

"Well that was ten kinds of weird and a half," Benjamin said looking around.

"Just a little something a put together," Mary said.