'chirp chirp'

that was the sound of birds waking me up from sleep after a good night sleep after school. I got up stretched opened my eyes and blink

''what the hell did I do last night?''

looking around I was surrounded by trees lot and lots of trees, I think I'm in a forest

''no shit sherlock'' I thought to my self

I look at myself and find my blanket from my bed, still wearing my PJ's and my laptop right beside me with my bowie knife

''I swear to god if I'm sent to another world I will stab someone in the heart'' I said with a voice filled with scorn

getting up and dusting myself I carried my laptop, put my bowie knife in my PJ's pocket and drag the blanket with me to where ever I'm going but right now there is one thing going on my mind

'I hope I got sent to Valkyria Chronicles, or someone pulled a prank on me''

it took me a while to learn that it was neither


3 hours later

I've been walking for some time now. not sure what to expect, the only things I hear are the birds chirping and the tree rustling by the wind

''please take me to civilization please, I can't survive with the stuff I got''

''HELP ME!''

''ROOOOAARRR!''

''sigh, close enough'' I said

I dropped my blanket keeping my laptop in my case and slinging it over my shoulder and keeping my knife in my hand. I ran towards the scream, well jogged because I'm in my bare feet and it did hurt my feet too, so I decided to yell to the person that needs help

''COME TO ME I"LL HELP, FOLLOW MY VOICE, HURRY IM RATHER SLOW RIGHT NOW!''

I continued to shout till I heard screaming very close, and in a matter of seconds A little girls look like pre-teens wearing Medieval peasant clothes, maybe 12, and a couple of seconds later a saw as I quote a mother fucking ugly orc

''so much for Valkyria chronicles'' I thought

''HEEEELLLLP MEEEE PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!''

a little girl was running towards me with the orc behind her, the orc hasn't noticed me yet so I grabbed my bowie knife and aim for the orc and throw the knife right at him, and it hits dead in its mark, the throat right in the middle, I think I might of hit the spine because it just dropped in an instant with a thud

''well that was underwhelming'' I said

I walked towards the orc and grab my knife from the throat of the orc and clean the knife with the sleeve of my arm, looking around I see the girl looking at me in shock

''h…. how did you do that?'' the girl said

'' I just threw a knife at the guy's neck, anyways since your here do you know where the closest village is?'' I asked

''um sure come this way''

''really, thanks, lead the way', by the way, names Hans, Huns Schneider what's yours?'' I asked

''um my name Victoria, just Victoria'' she said

''hmm nice name''

It didn't take long for the both of us to get to her village called Yorkshire, that is both iron mine and blacksmith that from what I heard 30 percent of all the muskets for this country which I'm still not too sure what the name is

''hey kid what's the name of the country I'm in'' I asked

''what, you don't know where you are?'' Victoria asked

''look I was at home in Tofino and went to bed, next thing I know I was lying in a forest'' I said a bit pissed

''oh sorry to hear that then, well you're in Albion right now'' Victoria said

now, this gets my attention. Albion?, I only know three things that are named Albion, there's the nickname Albion for Great Britain, the online game Albion and the country Albion from familiar of zero, so familiar of zero, meh second the best I suppose

''you mean the Albion that's a floating country?'' I asked just in case I'm wrong

''Yes, we are that country'' she said

''so, anything interesting happening?'' I asked

''sigh, Reconquista demanded more young men to join their cause and more muskets'' she said

''dame that must suck for you'' I said with pity

''yah especially if my brother went to because he was forced'' she said, I could hear in her voice the hate against the Reconquista

''sheesh that must suck'' I said

''hmm'' Victoria hummed

we continued walking for some time till we reached a house

''This is my place please come in'' Victoria says

''thanks, are you sure I mean I don't want to bother you'' I said

she waves and replies

''It's alright, once I tell my grandfather he'll understand'' she replied

I stepped inside, it was small, mostly a lounge, and three doors inside the house and a few pieces of furniture here and there, I continued walking until Victoria called out for someone

''grandfather we have a guest with us!'' she yelled

and a couple of seconds later I heard steps from up above and coming from one of the doors when the door opened I saw an old man with grey hair with a cane in his hands

''dear who is this with you?'' he said

'' this is Hans Schneider, he saved my life from an orc when I went into the forest'' Victoria said

''WHAT you were chased by an orc, Victoria I told you time and time again to be with someone when you go, I don't want to lose you to'' the old man said

''sorry grandfather'' Victoria said with guilt

the old man turned to me and said

''thank you very much for saving my granddaughter Huns, if there's anything just please ask'' the old man said

I think about it for a second and reply with

''well there are some, one which is better clothes because well, look at me''

putting my arms up showing my PJ's to make a point

'' I will agree with you there, why are you even wearing those clothes anyway'' the old man asked

'' I was in bed and next thing I know is I wake up in the forest, I don't know how but at least I some of my stuff from home'' I said albeit glad that some of my stuff came with me

''so how did you save my granddaughter from an orc? I must ask'' said the old man

''well I just throw I knife into its throat'' I said simply

''A KNIFE, you call that A KNIFE! I thought it was a claymore!'' Victoria yelled in surprise

''Victoria it's rude to yell at someone'' said the old man

hearing her shout wasn't a surprise too since they a primitive in technology, they may have, Knives, swords, and daggers, but there are some blades they still don't have, like the bayonet, that was very successful back when we still used muskets

''and another thing I would like is a place to stay, I really don't know how long I'm going to be, but I know that it would be for some time'' I said

''I'm sorry to say but we can't let other people stay unless you work, we can't spend our expenses for food'' he said

''Grandfather but he saved me from an orc!'' Victoria yelled

''it's all right, I can help with improving the muskets'' I said

''improve the muskets, do you know a way to do that?'' the old man said with interest

'' I do actually in fact, muskets are outdated by 400 years so imagine the big improvements'' I said albeit a little too cocky

''how the musket is a weapon that was invented a couple of years ago, so how do you explain that?'' the old man said

''for your country it is, but for mine, it isn't, so I got a few ideas'' I said

the man inspects me looking all over with his eyes to catch every detail about me

''which kingdom do you hail from?'' he said

'' I come from Canada'' I replied smiling wide


1 Week later

during my one week here i have manged to make 70 bolt action rifles, but 23 of them were scrapped because they failed to test fire the prototype bullets, but we manged, the type of bullet I used is a 303 because well, I'm Canadian, the bolt action we made are based on the Enfield MKIII because we needed to put a Bayonet on it, and also made 10 prototype Bren guns, I also did them because my grandfather on my father's side was part of the second world war and brought his Bren gun home, he taught me how to dismantle and resemble the Bren, and it also helped with my computer because of world of guns, and last but not least we made one M2 heavy barrel Machinegun, I have been into making a piston engine based on Rolls Royce meteor but that was in my spear time, it also helps that I got a first degree in engineering, the people in this town were surprised by my ingenuity, and most certainly surprised by the fire rate, accuracy, damage and range of these weapons, the mayor and elders came to me and told me that they aren't going to sell or give these weapons to Reconquista because of the firepower they possess, I was in bed in the house that Victoria let me stay in, but today was the day everything would change. I heard a commotion going outside and it sounded like there was a fight going, I heard footsteps coming from the stars, and then Victoria was there panting and out of breath

''Hans we..huff..have to go..huff huff..Reconquista are pillaging. Huff'' she said

it was at this moment that I had to do something, and luckily there was something I could do, grabbing the only M2 and a box of 200 50. Cal rounds and a tripod, I went to the window in my room and set it up, looking through I saw men in Armor with swords running around killing some of the villagers, men women and children, cocking the M2 with the round inside, I yell as loud as I can to make the noble in charge to target me, and only me

''BRIMIR IS A LIE, HE LOVES ELVES, BRIMIR IS A MAN WHORE!''

all the soldiers stop and look over to me, as well as the villagers, and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy

''YOU DEAR MOCK THE FOUNDER BRIMIR!'' said a man at the back

looking closer I could see a fat man, so fat that he could be mistaken as a whale wearing orange clothing, and not only that he was one ugly motherfucker

''YA DARE, AND I DARE TO MOCK YOU YOU, FAT, BOLD, FATY, FAT, FAT, FAT!'' I yelled again

I'm pretty sure he's mad because I can see his face red, red as blood, I don't think that's healthy

''KILL HIM AND ONLY HIM ' he orders

all solders stop what they're doing and run straight at me, ''straight at me''

''COME GET SOME''

I pull the trigger and sound of a legendary weapon greet my ears at 600 rounds per second

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I watched as countless men of the Reconquista get blown away, some losing their heads some getting ripped, even the rounds hit the next person behind them, it also didn't help that they are wearing steel as Armor, I keep moving the machine gun and more Reconquista soldiers get killed I keep moving it till I aim at the noble and the round rips his left arm off, I keep hold on the trigger until there are no rounds left, letting go my hands are shaking from all the adrenalin, I had a look outside and see the body's lots of bodies of men I don't' know how many there are but I counted 30 men, the only sound I heard is moaning of pain from any of the survivors all laying down

''This is a mess to clean up'' I said

the villagers were coming out of their home to see the carnage that transpired and as they did I heard them murmur, I couldn't hear them because I was upstairs, I grabbed a Bren gun just in case and went downstairs to get outside, everyone started to stare at me, then I could hear the murmurs

''He managed to take out a patrol of elite knits and a mage''

''he just shredded them with that repeated musket''

''he even insulted the founder Brimir''

listing to everyone, they are certainly surprised that I managed to take down an elite knight corps and a mage to boost, and I can certainly say that these weapons I made give them hope

''people of Yorkshire, these people come to your homes and pillage it like it's there, if these nobles are still in power, are name won't be remembered if we die like trampled flowers, I refuse to be forgotten written off as less then worthless, scream and cry but none will hear you, plead and big but none will but none will help, you no longer live as cattle, will you rise and join the battle, there are people run on our fear, and their words are like knives as they play with our lives, they'll try to control you as they own you, will you let them steal you freedom!''

people from the village start to gather around me, the looks in their eye's, I see the fire's and determination inside them

''NO!'' they all yell

''There is a wildfire in each one of you, a burning desire you can't extinguish, this is a moment of WAR!''

the villagers cheer and demanding blood and the fall of Reconquista

''Blacksmith's to the forge and produces more Enfield's, Bren's and M2's as I showed you how to make them, miners to the mine and get more iron, farmers to the farms and everyone else get to work!''

everyone starts to get to what they are doing, it was after that everyone leave and then the mayor and the elders of the village come's to me

''Hans what are you doing'' said one of the elders

''Reconquista attack and were retaliating, plus with this dead patrol whoever sent them will get suspicious and send a bigger patrol to use to finish the job, so we're going to war, it might take five days for them to send another patrol, so we need to make more weapons'' I said

''even if you do make weapons what about the food this village doesn't have enough land to serve everyone'' said the mayor

''then send someone to neighbour villages and tell them our plans, and tell them we have the weapons, we just need the solders to handle the weapons and the food to fight'' I replied

''do you think it will work Hans, Reconquista has the numbers and experience'' said another elder

''don't worry I have an ace in the hole'' I replied smirking


6 days later

it took six days for the Reconquista to realize that their patrol has gone missing and sent over 100 troops from Londinium, how do I know? I received a message from a carrier pigeon, we also convinced neighbouring villages fight against the noble, at first they didn't but showing a demonstration of the weapons and firepower did we convince them, also that Ace in the hole, took a lot of resources, it took 149 hours to finish with the help of other blacksmiths and alchemist and it took almost 55 tons of steel, at the moment it's at a prototype stage but it should work, I am still very tired with only 4 hours of sleep currently we have 234 men and women armed with either an Enfeild or a Bren, currently we have 255 Enfield's 23 Bren's and 10 M2 machine guns, currently the people armed with rifles are nervous, we also only have log's as cover, in my spare time I taught them how to use the weapon, honestly without my computer I wouldn't of been able to make all these weapons, we were all waiting until we either the enemy get here or the scout I sent out, after some time a scout did come running fast towards us

''THERE HERE THERE HERE ALL OF THEM ARE MAGES AND SENDING GOLEMS!''

'shit this isn't good'

''Vlade, Gareth get to the tank NOW!''


so we got a few weapons that are from the second world war and as for the tank, I'm not going to say what tank it is, also Hans has researched on how some weapons work, and like what the story says he has a first degree in engineering, and not only that both his grandfathers are veterans of the second world war one is a Pilot and the other is a tanker, and taught him like a cadet when he was younger like they did, so he knows how to make some old weapons, and with the help of world of guns on his computer, making them and showing them to the blacksmiths make it faster to produce them, as for the tank well, it's power source is only going to have to be oil and turning the turret will have to turn manually by hand, so hand cranked. so no electricity yet of any kind yet, so that about covers it, see you next time.