Where Sonic and Genos turn into babies :3


Saitama bald head lit up in the morning because of the harsh sun rays falling on his face. His eyes fluttered as he instinctively turned around to avoid the sun. But wait, where's Genos? Usually, the boy would be awake by now doing some chore or the other but today he was missing. It was pretty surprising actually.

Saitama didn't think much of it. He assumed he was at Dr. Kuseno's lab and went about his daily routine. Suddenly he heard a little gurgling sound. Was that his imagination? He slapped his face a few times with both hands and decided to go to the bathroom. But he heard another noise.

No, he wasn't making that up. There was something in this cramped apartment. Anybody else would've tried to find the source of the sound and tackle it carefully, but Saitama wasn't a normal person. He was far more stronger than normal.

"Who's that?" He casually asked. His fans, maybe? No, he didn't have fans. Although he liked the thought of having fans, he didn't want them to barge into his house. Could it be one of Genos' fans? That's honestly very creepy.

"Wah!" The voice said, but it sounded a little different from before. He slowly tiptoed towards the sound of the voice and noticed it was coming from under a blanket on the couch. He poked it slightly. It stirred. He grabbed the blanket and threw it away to one corner of the room.

He wasn't sure what he was expecting but it was definitely not this.

Saitama stared blankly at the sight in front of him. Two children, one that looks exactly like Genos and the other looks exactly like...Joints o' pain panic.

"What?" Saitama said in surprise. He rubbed his eyes again and again but every time he opened them he saw two children on his couch. Was this some kind of side effect of becoming too strong? No, that's dumb. There has to be a logical explanation.

"Of course! These children must've lost their way or something. Never mind, when Genos comes back we will look for their parents together. Although what a coincidence that these children look exactly like the people I know!" Saitama nodded, proud at his deduction.

Then one of the children suddenly extended their hands towards Saitama.

"Sensei!" The child said and bounced on the couch waving his arms wildly. Wait, what. Saitama closed his eyes took a deep breath and walked towards the phone without a word. He grabbed the phone and dialed somebody's number then decided against it. He picked the phone up and banged it on his head, crushing it in the process hoping at least now he will come to his senses.

But nothing changed. One of the babies, specifically the blonde one slid down the couch, ran over to Saitama and hugged his leg tightly. Oh, God.

"Sensei! Are you okay?" The baby asked and held him in a comforting manner. Saitama looked down at the child and the child extended his arms. Saitama picked the child up and stared at it for some time.

He looked exactly like that blonde cyborg. Could it really be Genos? Saitama could almost hear his brain whispering to him to go back to sleep. When he would wake up all of this would disappear.

"Genos...?" He asked hesitantly and the child's eyes lit up.

"Yes Sensei it's me!" He bubbled. "We've been chibified by the chibi monster." He said.

"Chibi-what now?" Saitama asked unable to comprehend anything this chil- Genos was saying. Genos quickly wriggled out of Saitama's grasp and switched on the news channel.

The news report went on talking about some monster who was changing heroes into little babies. The news report went on showing pictures of the heroes who had been 'chibified'.

Saitama suddenly pointed his finger at one of the heroes. "Is that what happened to you guys?" He asked, and Genos nodded his head vigorously.

"OK, now I get why you turned into...this." He murmured the last part. "But why is Joints o'Pain Panic here?"

"Speed o' Sound Sonic!" The said nin- baby ninja corrected. He jumped down and glared at Genos who in turn glared back.

"Saitama yesterday night I came to challenge you but this idiot metal tin can told me that disturbing Sensei's sleep is not allowed or something and began fighting me. This is all his fault!" He pointed towards Genos who was boiling with rage.

This was not Saitama's ideal morning.

"Keep it 20 words or less! Master is a busy man." Little Genos squealed at Sonic who ignored him. "Also don't tell sensei fake details!" OK, now Saitama was 100% sure the child was Genos.

He turned to Saitama. "The chibi monster came and attacked us when I tried to stop this stalker and that monster did this to us. I was at no fault!" Genos exclaimed.

Saitama places his hand on his eyes and stood quietly for some time. Genos gave Saitama a very sorry look. Saitama picked up Genos and held him up in the air.

"Hey!" Sonic suddenly yelped, startling Genos and Saitama. They turned to see Sonic on the verge of tears extending both of his he asking to be picked up as well? No, this was Sonic he hated him.

"What about me?" He questioned. Saitama sighed softly to himself and picked baby Sonic. For the first time, Saitama regretted being right. With both of them he walked towards the phone and called the first person that came to his mind.

"King, we have a problem."


The King engine roared. Saitama held both the children very carelessly. It was clear he wasn't handling it well. But King seemed even more concerned.

"So...Genos has been chibified?" Saitama nodded sadly without a word. Sonic in the meanwhile managed to somehow climb Saitama's head and started playing his head like a drum.

"Baldy! Baldy! I am hungry" Genos who was almost about fall asleep with a sudden bout of energy, using Saitama's other shoulder as a stepping stone climbed on Saitama's head as well and began to push Sonic.

"You dare insult, sensei!"

"Go away tin can!"

"You get off, Saitama's head, hedgehog!"

"I will do what I want!"

"Both of you stop it!" Saitama yelled. Both the children were grabbed by their little shirts by Saitama and dragged away.

"King, what do I do man?" Saitama asked looking miserable.

"Well, the hero association said that the antidote will be ready by next week...so..."

"NEXT WEEK?!" Both the children were still swiping at each other mid air trying to get a hit.

"You are on your own, man" King said and walked away before Saitama could say anything he shut the door and ran off. The King engine still roaring.

"Man..." Saitama let the children down and glared at both of them who immediately began punching each other.

"Both of you are pissing me off." He mumbled. Then he noticed Genos extending his hands. His metallic palm opening some kind of vent which Saitama had seen a million times before. This was bad.

"GENOS, NO!" Saitama yelled and grabbed his little cyborg hand. Genos instantly turned his head and gawked at Saitama. Then began to sob at the loudest volume possible.

"I am so sorry!" He bawled and both Sonic and Saitama shut their ears. Oh no. He never really noticed it before since Genos was always so stoic but this boy could scream like an albatross!

"Shut up!" Sonic yelled, but Genos completely ignored him and kept sobbing. Saitama, to stop his ear drums from rupturing quickly picked up the young cyborg and held him close to his chest.

"It's okay! It's okay" He said rocking around with the kid who seemed to mellow down. Sonic glared at the young Genos who gave a smile of satisfaction and held Saitama's shirt tightly.

Sonic curled his little hands into a fist and sent death glares at Genos. He ran to Saitama and grabbed his shirt.

"Sonic, what are y-

"I am gonna kill you, Saitama!"

"Let go of Sensei you bastard!"

"Sonic, Stop!"

"No, I will have my revenge!"

"Don't you dare!"

"This is going to be a long week..." Saitama muttered.


Art not mine. Found it in my gallery. Used it.