Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! [Fan fiction]

-Rating M- (In the following chapter)(edit: I've recently heard that MA is prohibited so I try to stick with M)

I need to mention first that it's my first try at writing fan fiction and I hope you'll still like it

I tried to be accurate to the anime and to not deform any character traits, the story start precisely at the fourth episode, when Megumin after using her explosion spell once again on the abandoned castle, ask Kazuma if he want to learn that powerful magic.

The story will be divide in several chapters that will be uploaded in a soon future. Good reading:)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! in any shape or form

Chapter one : The red demon's apprentice

The real adventure didn't started the day when I first make my initial step in this fantasy world.

No

It was just the beginning..

That was the construction of some foundations to our friendship. I mean. The four of us : Me, the useless deity, the perverted crusader and... the crimson witch.

But of course that didn't go smoothly. that would have been against all social laws that rule my life I guess..

While thinking about that I can't stop myself to recall all those hardship we, us adventurer went through..

Oups sorry I misspelled that. All those hardship I WENT through !

These girl where really a pain in the ass ! I swear It was like taking care of troublesome children !

I don't even know why I've keep pairing up with them,...I should have quit already !

But countless things happened. nonetheless I still granted them with my graceful presence as that well said generosity even ended up surprising myself..

But..Despite my self confidence the dream of an hypothetical romance in a RPG fantasy world was still far away from my reach …

Or maybe not…...It was maybe right in front of my eyes but I wasn't just conditioned to see it yet..

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...

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What I where saying already? Ah, yes! The fated day that triggered a big turn in my life.

The day when I was off to the usual area, far away enough to Axel, to contemplate once more Megumin's training.

This all started with a sentence coming out of an nearly unconscious red clothed girl laying on the ground, staring at the big blue sky with a sweet smile on her face.

''Why don't you learn the explosive magic for real?''

Megumin said after witnessing my growing interest toward her ''fight style''

Hugh.. I don't even know if I can qualify her skill like that.. A magic that if you'll use it you'll be immobilized is not something worth practicing if someone want my opinion..

But on the other side, making enormous explosion that can probably slice a mountain away could be really handy used wisely.

''Yeah, why not, but I haven't enough skill points to spend on this''

I respond while lifting up her frail body, now glued to my back once again..

Yeah it become kind of a daily routine for us, going to the abandoned castle, then blowing it up, then finally, me, carrying the strenghless Megumin back inside the walls of the city.

''He, he''

Some small laughs can be heard from my back at the place where the young witch is resting.

''We just need to defeat some monster, then you'll get enough experience to hope reaching the mastery of my powerful magic''

Megumin blathered, giving herself a mighty voice again..I can bet she is smiling proudly even though I can't see her face right now.. she won't change isn't she ?

''WE NEED to defeat monster anyway, I don't plan of staying in the barn all my life you know, there's horse poop scattered all around the place, at night its cold as hell and did you ever tried sleeping on a bale of straw ? Its the worst !''

Just remembering those nights make me wondering why did I accepted to be in the guild in the first place..

''I thought you where a real adventurer Kazuma.. that should be nothing for you''

She say weakly still shaken up by her recent explosion incantation.

Tss...That unskilled useless little brat ! she can't argue with me ! Who were starving without any place to go before meeting me ?

''You know kid I-''

Weirdly I notice that her body stopped breathing.. causing my speaking process to come to a halt

''A-A giant toad !''

her shaking finger is aimed to my right where is located green plains, some lone tree and... a giant frog jumping rhythmically toward us.

This one is not like those we saw before..This one seem more larger and shine like it was made out of pure gold.

''Sca-scary''

Its coming !

I try running of course.. but with Megumin on my back I cant even do it properly ! I don't want to be eaten alive ! Please ! Someone help us !

Despite my efforts the toad is way faster than us, slowly closing the gap that separate it to satisfy its hunger.

Shit ! It wont do it !

''Kazuma, I don't want to dieee !''

While I desperately run, her arm tighten around my waist, providing a pleasant sensation of her nearly nonexistent chest pressed on me.

By my back, and by each movement, I explore meticulously some reliefs of her undeveloped area as her ragged breath come tickling my ears as well, giving a sort of eroticness to all of it..

...

Or maybe the lack of relief in this case... But like I said, it's not unpleasant.

''Not bad...''

…...

What I even thinking ?! I'am dumb ?! I rather kill myself than admit what I though right now !

I love them big ! And I like mature women more ! Repeat after me !

''CROOOOAAAaaa !''

By the way I wasn't supposed to be preoccupied about a whole another matter right now ?

''Faster kazuma faster !''

Megumin keep screaming, drumming my back to make me go faster but .. that was already too late..I've made a fatal mistake ..

There was a small log on the road you see.. and I was to distracted by megumin chest and you know... I kinda hit it and were now laying on the ground..

''Megumin ! Are you okay ?!''

I quickly get back on my feet, looking for the red demon.

Huh ? Where is she ? I can't see her anywhere ..

''Woohhhh ?!''

I cannot stop myself to voice my surprise as I see her legs sticking out of the toad mouth as she agitate her body in a desperate attempt to get out.

The puts herself in the same situation again?! that girl must be cursed that can't be possible !

''Megumin !''

Without any hesitation I take out my sword from its sheath and violently slice the golden frog to its death, freeing the crimson girl as she fall on the ground covered in a slimy substance.

''Why those things kept happening to us ?!''

Complaining about, I quickly run toward the poor girl in distress.

Megumin is laying on her back, with a face I would do If I was dying in forty different way in the same time.

''Not-not this.. Not again..''

After looking at her own slimy hand, the fallen witch's gaze fall on me.

''Sorry''

That the only word I can mutter out, after all, that was my fault, If I hadn't slip on that damn log thing it would've been different .. Maybe

''I-I'm okay..''

Okay she said that but she is still violently shaking from the traumatic experience.

''I'll bring you back to Axel, take a seat''

Full of resolve, I position myself at her arm reach offering my back as I squat down. Hesitating at first, she finally grab my shoulders and hook up to my back one last time.

Guh... Megumin is all slippery... It feel like I'm carrying a Slime.

It's even starting to be hard to not let her fall off ..Beurk..There even some of the substance directly going into my clothes, slowly tracing a line down my body..

''That toad we saw, it was a rare one..''

The high walls of the city are finally is sight as she spoke more composed than before.

''Those monster are called golden due to them shiny color, but that not the only thing different about it, they give a lot experience too''

Experience ? You mean leveling up ? For being sure of what she saying I pull out my member card in sight.

''I took Four level in a row?!''

Megumin was right! I'm now level eight and I've got a bunch of skill point to attribute ! With that level I'll be able to learn some useful skill !

''Finally all of this was worth it !''

I cannot stop to express my joy as I accelerate our pace, in a hurry to take a good shower.

''That a joke? I don't even believe how these atrocity are even a part of our world ! If that were only me I would have exploded all these disgusting creatures long time ago !''

Megumin agitate her wand in random directions, avid for revenge.

I can feel your pain young girl .. but that was truly for the best..

''...Now''

Her voice suddenly switched to a more calm and composed tone, causing an uneasy silence for a unknown reason.

Now what ? What is she trying to say ? It's like she didn't finished to speak.. For a some reasons I feel agitated like if she was going to say something weird to me.

''As you got enough skills I can teach you the way to create explosions, if you desire I'll show you the way Kazuma..''

-And that how I ended up taking personal lessons with the hot blooded crimson demon-