Chapter 5.

Narrator: Haruhi Suzumiya

Servant: Berserker

Day: 1

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"Yo." Said the servant. "I see you had fun destroying all my precious children."

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"So it was you." I muttered, stepping back.

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"Indeed it was, Mongrel. Bow before my presence and surrender—if thou doesn't look even the slightest like my master, thou aren't worth even the rustiest of coins. For my master is the only perfect being of this world—a great king such as I would serve under her rule."

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"Stop it, Rider." The woman behind her said in a stern voice. "I told you I don't appreciate being put onto a pedestal. Let us just crush them and move onto the next ones."

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"My minions could take care of these insignificants pansies, master—after we are done, I desire an allotted time with just the two of us at my castle."

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"We literally already did that all day!"

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"I desire much more from you than simple conversation, Master. No, we must further our bond as Master and Servant if we are to win this war!"

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"How are we going to do that?!"

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And they bantered, essentially forgetting the fact that we existed.

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"Hey, Koyomi—" I look over to him as he is deep in thought. WHY ARE YOU DEEP IN THOUGHT SHOULDN'T WE USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE WITHOUT THEM NOTICING US?!

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"Oh, I was just thinking about how I feel like I can relate to this scene somehow…", Koyomi pondered.

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JUST HOW EXACTLY CAN YOU RELATE TO THIS?!

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"Now's not the time!", I whispered.

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A crash-like explosion can be heard, shaking the ground beneath us. A tall building had fallen, I saw from the corner of my eye.

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This moment of disorientation—I realized how vulnerable we were—as the Rider servant closed in on Koyomi with her whip of flames.

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"Berserker!" I yell, in an instant.

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My heart burns intensely—the command spell located on my chest erodes—I keep my eyes locked on Koyomi as I see Rider's whip going for his neck faster than he can possibly react.

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I watch intently.

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I wait to see the summoning of my servant from thin air—the spectacle I created with my own wish—I wait to see him teleport in-between the two characters.

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I wouldn't dare look away.

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I never knew it was possible for me to create my own phenomena like this. It's a dream come true.

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I always dreamt of the day something crazy would come up to me and shake my hand. I always believed in the supernatural, and I was sure for the longest time that it was already there, just waiting for me to find it, wherever it laid hidden.

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That never changed.

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Something crazy IS out there for me to find. It might not be as spectacular and flashy as my dreams, but there has to be something. I decided I wanted to become an astronaut, exactly because I wanted to be the one to find it.

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And somehow, I'm here, in this crazy-ass world.

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The fact that I was sent here, of all people, might just be my kharma for wanting it so badly. I never asked to be involved in a real war, goddammit. But I'm still fascinated by the supernatural, even if it is this gruesome. And when I get out of this death game and back to my world, I will still search for the supernatural.

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So, while I'm still here, in this world taken from my weirdest of dreams, I'll look intently and remember every last thing I can do—I can summon a hero to do my bidding! I can save someone's life too!

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The black armor appears in an instant—the devilish eyes on the armor shine blindingly bright as he swings a massive heap of raw iron at Rider, who dodges by the skin of her shell.

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The Rider servant lands on her feet, with her hands up like a performer.

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"You again? A nuisance as always. You will not stand in the way of me and my master's fate. That of a King and Queen.", Rider exclaims. Monsters spawn from the ground all around us. "I am the proud King of Koopas. I will make this world my Kingdom—and you will not stand in my way!"

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[WISE UP!]

Master ... ... ... ... Servant

? ... ... ... ... ... ... Saber ?

Araragi Koyomi ... Archer- Nameless

? ... ... ... ... ... ... Lancer- Cú Chulainn

? ... ... ... ... ... ... Caster- Akemi Homura

? ... ... ... ... ... ... Rider- "King of the Koopas"?!

Haruhi Suzumiya . Berserker ?

? ... ... ... ... ... ... Assassin ?