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She stopped on her tracks clearly she was not expecting this, her hammer dropped from her hand and sadly it ends up hitting me on my foot. "Damn it, that hurts. What is it? You have questions, I got answers and since you promise to keep this between us, ask what you will."

She looked at me and looked at the hammer, as she picked it up, "So you are the lover of my familia's goddess." I told her without hesitation I am, "So why did you leave her side if you swore to love her for all eternity? Why be under another goddess if you planned to join a Familia, and why do you even need a blessing if you are a God?"

She went from shocked to looking like she was curious to angry in less time than I see my fellow Asgardians drink mead. "My symbol, the conduit of my power was stolen from me, and it appears it is broken and has been taken to the depths of the dungeon, I can not summon it as it is, I am diminished, I have no more power than a mortal, and only my talents I required a blessing to do and hunt down the beast that has the pieces of my hammer."

"Why I went to explain this to my dearly beloved, and she agreed that a blessing should be the most expedient means to begin my search, however, she requested I help a friend of hers, Hestia has been alone for some time and thus my beloved worries for her dear friend, as her request I accepted the blessing of her friend and joined her Familia to help the friend of my beloved."

I began to rub my foot, boy that really did hurt quite a bit as a dark purple color appeared on the skin of my right foot, "As you can see, I am not immune to harm, and as I said as long as I do not possess my hammer my godhood is denied to me, as such I could not be with my beloved even if we both desire to do so. Any other old wounds you wish to open and salt Welf? What troubles ye?"

The color returned to normal pretty fast, "So you became a member of Hestia's familia because Hephaestus asked you, why can't you forge another war hammer to replace the one that was stolen?" She honestly thinks that war hammer was something so simple to replace? I could never in a million years disregard that hammer.

I looked at her and began to shake my head, "Because that war hammer not only has been with me far longer than any can remember, not only is it a gift that my own father Odin gave to me, not only is it a gift that my own sister had a hand in making, and not only is it a masterpiece of dwarven smithing, it is something I came to rely on as one of my most trusted allies."

"I would never abandon Mjolnir, the very notion is appalling, I could not even consider such a dishonorable act. Due to the strength of our ties her absence weakens me to this state, I can not abandon my war hammer, and had the roles been reversed Mjolnir would never abandon me, only Hephaestus has ever been allowed to wield her for any other reason other than combat due to our love for each other."

She finished the last piece of armor and placed it to cool down on a bench, "You called your war hammer she or her several times in the last few minutes almost like this Norse weapon has a soul, why is that? I must confess Bell I almost felt a little jealous when you speak about finding her with such passion in your voice."

"She has a mind and soul of her own, she determines who is worthy to wield her, and normally would travel any distance should I summon her, but according to Loki she has been smashed into pieces and those pieces are scattered in the dungeon, so I must keep my identity hidden using the name Bell Carnel, so that I may find the pieces, then I must find a smith of Hephaestus caliber to repair my war hammer."

She moved behind me and for some reason, I felt more skin than I should, "And so tell me, Thor, what happens once you two are restored, your godhood once again your own?" That was something I never expecter Welf to ask, "I honestly do not know, Hestia by then I hope has enough members in her Familia to aid her, but sadly I made an oath not to abandon her, so I will either continue as I am or form a Familia of my own."

What do I get the feeling that somewhere as I was organizing all the material in her home she was getting out of the few pieces of clothing she was wearing and she is as naked as the day she was born? "That is interesting but contradictory, Gods are not allowed in the dungeon, a great tragedy would happen if a God entered the dungeon for the dungeon seems to hate Gods more than anything else, so how will you be able to enter when no other God can?"

I showed her a brand on my body and she couldn't believe it, "Hades granted me his blessing, as long as I am so blessed entering the dungeon will be allowed since the dungeon is his domain. Now Welf mind telling me why did you take all the few clothes that you had on?"

She laughed and she pressed her body more into my body, "I guess my nipples gave me away, they must be hard enough to break eggs if you felt them through your clothes, why did I remove my clothes, silly Bell, if anyone needs a good shag it is you, and now that you undressed emotionally why wouldn't I do the same? The loyalty and warm regards to your hammer arouse me to the point, that I am having a real hard time just keeping it under control, and do not throw caution to the wind and have my way with you."

I was quick to remind her that Hephaestus more than likely would beat her skull in if we did that, my beloved is as sweet and gentle as she can be cruel and merciless when she is absolutely pissed off, the fact that Mihra is with me, and yes, she knows who Mihra is and if she hears Welf slept with me in her forge home well that is not going to be something she will smile about.

I told her, but she flat out said that she actually got approval by Hephaestus to sleep with her Norse lover any time she wanted if she ever found him, I was, of course, going to ask for written approval and that is when she pointed to the plaque right next to me she didn't write her approval, she made it into an iron plaque and she has it right by her bed.

"So you can imagine how happy I am that it was you who was her Norse God-lover, something about if anyone needs a good shag that she can't enjoy well she can consider me since I am a member of her Familia to be sleeping with you by proxy. So how long are you going to keep me waiting for bare buck naked in my home? Take off your clothes and ride me! I have been looking forward to this since the day you bought my first armor set."

So without warning, she threw me across the floor on to her bed and proceeded to take my clothes off in the quickest manner possible, damn it, I really like those clothes, and as my, she began to lick my manhood like she was licking a piece of sugar candy and it was standing hard as a brick and like a flag pole.

The only difference is she sometimes place it between her breasts and used them to rub the length of it and lick the head, think of Loki bare buck naked in a cold day, have to keep thinking of this or else I am going to shoot my load all over her face and tits.

She finally stopped and smiled, "I have tasted a few of these but yours is definitely what I call yummy, I see why my patron will not sleep with any other man besides you, how about you reciprocate and let me see how good you are with that tongue of yours before you ruin me for any other man."

Well I could hardly say no especially after what she did, so I grabbed her hips she opened her legs, and I put my hands on her butt, as I smelled and licked the lips of her womanhood, and paid special attention to that one spot that I knew she would appreciate me paying attention to, so basically I licked her in the outside, while screwing her with my fingers, yes plural, and then with my tongue, she was asking for more after only five minutes of me doing this to her.

She grabbed me and screamed, "JUST TAKE ME YOU NORSE STALLION!" Well I had no reason to hold back she was definitely ready for it, as I slammed my entire length into her she screamed in joy and I kept plowing her over and over again, and I kept hearing her hard breathing and pleading if not begging for me not to stop.

The morning sunlight was on our naked sweaty bodies and she was breathing hard with her head on my chest, good thing I learned a lot of positions while I was one of the Avengers it seems, I really have to thank Natalia if I ever find her reincarnation. "Well I would say that I am effectively ruined for any other man, I will never find a man who can fuck me so thoroughly as you did last night. Hestia, Mihra and Little Lily might be angry but I don't give a shit, I never been fucked or felt so satisfied in my entire life."

Yes, they will be angry, Lily most of all since she pretty much predicted this would happen, I was really naive, what else could happen when a man and a woman are working on a forge, making them take off their clothes because they were so sweaty, of course, they will think of doing exactly what we did. I think even Lily suspected that Welf had this ulterior motive when she invited me here.

"So Hephaestus gave you this plaque knowing that this could happen, somehow considering what some of her relatives have done, I am not surprised, but what made you want to sleep with me? In this form, I can't honestly say I am that desirable." She looked at me and began to really look like she was thinking about it.

"As a blacksmith, my family was well known for making magic weapons, you know weapons that can cause magical effects or damage, but even if I make them an amazing weapon or piece of gear the person will just end up taking credit for the victory over a monster or clearing a floor and not recognize that what I made helped, some go as far as to scratch off the blacksmith's mark off a weapon."

She smiled and looked at me, "Not you, you never did that, you bought an armor that most would consider the garbage and really found a use for it, and then when that armor was ruined, you asked to buy another one and asked one made by me by name. That minute I felt really appreciated, I can't tell you how happy I felt to know someone appreciated something I made."

"Adventures have pride, but we blacksmith has pride in our talents and our creations, you acknowledge mine regardless of how many people shamed my family name. I guess I can see why my patron goddess fell in love with you since I too probably fell in love with you for the same reason."

In another place, I didn't even know something else was happening.

"So Hephaestus what is it that you needed to talk to me about? It sounded like it was something urgent." Hephaestus looked a bit worried and even a bit afraid since what she was going to say was something that had been bothering her since the time Bell joined her Familia by her request.

"Hestia, what I am going to tell you is something I been keeping hidden from quite a bit, but I can't do this anymore. I need to get this thing off my chest, you do remember the name of the Norse Deity that is my lover don't you?" Hestia didn't even wait for a second to say that of course, she knows the name of Thor, the idiot that pretty much had abandoned her since they came down from the divine realm.

"And you remember that time when Zeus got his lightning bolt stolen? How angry and freaked out he was?" Hestia began to laugh, "Freaked out is too kind, he was losing his mind, he wanted to destroy the entire universe if only to find it because without it he kept saying he would be no better than one of those human heroes, but what does that have to do with anything?"

She sat down on the armchair behind her desk and took a deep breath, "Hestia, Thor never abandoned me, please swear that what I am about to tell you will never be revealed by you to anyone, I am serious Auntie, this is important enough that I am asking you not as my friend but as my Aunt, so this should tell you how serious I am."

She lifted her right hand and swore on her soul and on the name of their pantheon she would never willingly reveal anything she told her. "Thor got his war hammer stolen, it was broken into pieces and it is currently what is making all the monsters in the dungeon go crazy. Because it was broken into pieces, his powers have diminished just like Zeus feared would happen to him."

"So Thor is now no better than a human hero? Why the secrecy?" Hephaestus pretty much looked at her and began to shake her head, "Because of two reasons, Freya would jump at the chance to claim him, you know how she always tried to make him hers, and the other is what I asked him to do for me. I asked my lover to join your Familia to help you, yes Hestia, Bell Carnel is Thor, he uses that name because of the damage this would cause if his believers saw Thor as he currently is."

That is when Hestia looked at Hephaestus for a second and began to laugh hysterically, it was really scaring Hephaestus actually. "So Bell the guy who I suspected was in love with that bitch from Loki's Familia, is actually your lover, well I guess you should be more pissed than I am since he has that drow, that blacksmith, furry girl, probably that half-elf that is his advisor, and not to mention a few people from that restaurant he likes already in love with him, not to mention the goddesses that are or would fall in love with him."

Hephaestus simply smiled, "I wouldn't be that upset actually, you know Thor was always a bit too much for me to handle on my own, so I would welcome their help in keeping that lover of mine satisfied in the old sack I don't mind, I gave Welf a plaque explain this to him. As long as I approve of the woman who wants to join his harem, I don't mind at all. I know how much he loves me, I have no doubt of that or that there is not enough room in his heart for others."

Hestia took a deep breath and looked at her now she was worried, "So what if I told you I want to sleep with that guy? Would you be angry with me?" Hephaestus told her that as long as she truly loved Thor or better call him Bell, she was not against it. "My lover was a very good judge of character, as a deity of Justice how could he be anything else, so if he agrees and you want to enjoy him in bed as one of his lovers, by all means, Auntie Hestia go for it. Just be warned, he might ruin you for any other men, like what happened to me."

That exact moment I was not even aware Lily and Mihra were both outsides of Welf's home and apparently they been there since we got to her home, and also heard everything we did with each other, because Lily was glaring daggers at Welf, as she kicked open the door.

"See I told you, I told you Mihra, this entire thing about Welf wanting to make gear was a load of crap, all she wanted to do was fuck, and boy did she ever, don't bother denying it Ms. Crozzo we heard every damn moan and groan we know exactly how much you enjoyed it as you screamed for him to fuck you harder."

Welf could do little except smile and blush and she was hearing this while I was holding her naked body against mine. "As for your Master Bell, whatever the hell happened to be faithful to your so-called lover, you know, the one that you said you practically considered your wife? Not so faithful since you were pretty much banging the hell out of this blacksmith chick. Care to explain and why are you so damn quiet Mihra? I would think you would be as pissed as I am."

Mihra looked at me or should I say the lower part of my body and blushed, before taking a deep breath, "Well as far as I understand it, Lily, he is not actually married, so as long as he is single, he is fair game, and as for me being upset, well I am a little more understanding than you are it seems, right now I am only wondering when do I get to experience what Welf did."

Lily was speechless after she heard her say that, she just kept opening her mouth and unable to say what she was thinking, "How about we let Hestia decide? Bell is a member of her Familia after all. I imagine if you are this upset and you are not even a member of his Familia, Hestia will be furious, but let's face it, I haven't met someone as nice and considerate as him, and I couldn't help falling in love with him. You can imagine why I would fall in love with Bell don't you Mihra?"

She simply nodded her head in agreement. "Yes, I for once agree with Welf lets Hestia decide, as for Bell I guess he needed to sleep with a woman, a good shag as it were, cause even you must have noticed that sometimes he was getting a bit cranky, grouchy, crotchety, well at least for now he will be a little more pleasant."

I for one can't believe what I am hearing, yes I do feel a lot better but when was I Cranky? Grouchy? Crotchety? Since they are pretty much looking at both of us naked, might as well get dressed, "Well Welf, thank you very much for a pleasurable evening, if I managed to survive the rage of Hestia we might do this again some other time. Now, how about you two stop looking at us like that turn around so we can dress. We can't very well go and meet Hestia like this now can we?"

Lily did turn around rather quickly but Mihra simply whispered that she wanted to be next to sleep with me before she walked to where Lily was and turned around and looked at the forge just like Lily was doing. We got dressed, rather quickly with Welf helping me and I help her. Good thing I know how to hook a bra.

"Well that makes us at least presentable, don't worry Welf, if anything the only one that will more than likely suffer is me, now come follow me to the Chapel that the Hestia Familia calls home, and see what Hestia thinks of this, because if anything I get the feeling she already knows."

As we walked into the Chapel she was standing right in the middle of the room, "Oh you better believe I know, I had a very interesting conversation with Hephaestus about her Norse Lover, might as well call him or you her Norse Husband, so all this time, all this damn time you been lying to me ever since we met, haven't you Bell or should I say, Thor? Yes, I know Thor God of Justice and Thunder. She explained everything, and I do mean everything."

Mihra decided to walk closer to me, "Well since all the secrets are coming out, might as well, say mine as well, I am the Minotaur that Thor was dating in the dungeons, the one that Ainz killed, when he killed my brother Hades decided to use his remains to make a new body for me and I was reborn as a Dark Elf, why Dark? Because I was reborn underground, and my body was made using remains that came from a being born from the dungeon."

Lily decided to walk near me, and she too took a deep breath and looked at Hestia, "And I am the daughter of Soma, so there, what did Hephaestus say about this, since Bell here is pretty much her husband?"

Welf was actually very quiet about all this, "She said that her beloved was often too much to handle by herself and that she has no problem at all if he has a harem as long as she approves of the women that make up said harem, she also said that he had to use the name Bell since it would cause people to lose faith in him if they knew how diminished Thor was simply because his icon weapon was stolen and broken into pieces."

"So, as far as Hephaestus and myself are concerned, I have been approved to be in his harem, she also approves of Loki, Freya, and a list of Goddesses that may even include Athena, Artemis, and Demeter. So if anything I am hurt that Bell here lied to me for so long, I am not angry, and yes Welf, I am the goddess of the hearth so yes, I know exactly in how many positions you two screwed like a pair of mangy wolves in heat."

Mihra finally decided to simply wait for everyone to be quiet, "Alright, Bell, I known you before you found Hestia, met Lily, don't want to even think about the blonde bitch that killed me and ruined our date, and now Welf Crozzo. If you needed to sleep with anyone why not me? I have been staying in your room. If anyone was available, able and more than willing it was me."

Hestia looked at her with such a glare I swear she was making me feel nervous, "Because if he did that under my own roof, I would say to the underworld with the restrictions on my powers and I would have made the entire structure collapse on you. Like I would have with them if Hephaestus hadn't explained everything to me."

Basically my long time lover, and the person I consider my wife knew this would happen eventually and planned ahead, I really need to speak with her if only to apologize for this. "So one question, if Thor is a god and which he is, how is he able to enter the dungeon at all? Or why did he join Hestia's familia when he could have formed one of his own?"

I guess I better explain yet again, "Because I am in this diminished form, I only have my natural abilities, and I am essentially mortal when I do not have my Hammer, so that is why I can not sleep with a Goddess, the simple act of sexual intercourse with them still possessing their godhood, would cause my body to break into so many pieces, I would die."

"Do you think I don't want to be with Hephaestus, she is the goddess of the forge, she is literally hot enough to melt metal, I would be a pile of ashes by the time we even began to get done with foreplay."

Hestia looked at me and began shaking her head, "That is true, if we still had our Divine Powers, which we don't, since we locked away our divinity to live among our children, in all the joys, and all the ills with them, so in truth Thor, even if you regain your war hammer, the only thing that would change is that your body would change as your godhood is restored to you, but that is it."

"Your divine powers would still be locked like the rest of the gods and goddesses that live in Orario, and as such you could have been sleeping with me, Hephaestus, or any other goddess, like say Freya, you do not have to worry about me getting angry, worry when Freya finds out that you been in Orario all this time, and never visited her, or even worse, instead of sleeping with her, which is something she always wanted, you slept with Welf."

"In truth, I guess the one that should be really afraid if Welf if she didn't have Hephaestus blessing, why Freya would go complete war goddess and hunt her down like a mangy beast and kill her. Which brings to me a question of my own, Thor, what happens after you get your iconic weapon?"

I thought it was pretty obvious, "Why I form a Familia of my own, and officially marry Hephaestus, I am also aware of the vow I made with you Hestia, to never leave you alone, so don't worry I will always be there to help you, as for the dungeon Hades, placed a blessing on me as well, and he pretty much told me that once I am whole again, I can enter his domain whenever I want, that includes the dungeon."

Lily just looked at me and then looked like she was in deep thought, "How exactly are you diminished? What do you feel differently about yourself?" Well if I had to be honest, my abilities and physical prowess were about a thousand times less than it used to be back in the divine realm. I am definitely weaker, not to mention smaller, I think I lost about a foot in height alone.

This made Mihra and the others really quiet, "He has been clearing dungeon floors like it was nothing, killing hundreds if not thousands of monsters by himself, and that is when he is according to him a thousand times weaker? If he regains his war hammer, I think he will not be fighting monsters, but rather chasing them."

I looked at her, "Mihra I am surprised at you, you should know that the Dungeon always finds a way to test adventurers, and since we are disclosing everything well Loki and Freya know who I am, after all, we are members of the same Norse Pantheon. and yes Loki is also quite dear to me. And Loki found out when Ainz killed my friend and I confronted her and told that mutt not to spread any lies about my dear friend's death and Freya figured it out during the tournament. I am also an investor in the Hostess of Fertility."