Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" Mable tries to flee by car...only to run over Wendy.
Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape, and Repeat...
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"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" Mable tries to throw Waddles into a nearby meat grinder...which causes it to fall over and grind a nearby Wendy's innards into sausage...
Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape, and Repeat...
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"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" Mable says nothing as she simply dives into a nearby pond hoping to drown the wretched creature-
ROAR!
-unfortunately, turns out to be a Gobelwonker nesting ground. By jumping in, she'd inadvertently smashed all the eggs. Setting off the mothers protective instincts...and the less said about what it Did to Wendy the better...
Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape, and Repeat...
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"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" Mable grabs Blubs revolver and tries to end her life-
BANG!
Sadly, she turns out to be a terrible shot and it hits Wendy in the temple instead...
Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape, and Repeat...
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...500 repeats later...
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"Mable...have you ever-
"GAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Sobbed Mable as she gets on her hands and knees before the clearly demonic pig. "Look, beat me, torture me, kill me...just get it over with! But just...spare Wendy, okay?" She pleads.
Waddles tilts his head, "Congratulations Mable...you now got your priorities straight...I bid you adieu." And with that, Waddles trots off...
Mable's eye's widen in disbelief, "He's gone? I'm free? YIPPE!"
"MABLE!"
Mable's eye's widen in horror, Dipper had a shotgun pointed at her! "Mable, I don't know why you keep murdering Wendy over and over, but it ends now! Your clearly a monster and for the good of everyone you need to be put down!"
Mable was so hurt by his words that she didn't react at all when her head was blown apart-
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"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" Mable's eye's widen. "Wha- Waddles beat down, Wendy's death, Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape, and Repeat...
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Mable had just made peace with waddles- "MABLE!"
This time Mable knocks the gun from Dipper hands-
BANG!
-which then goes off as it hits the ground and kills Wendy.
A resigned Mable sighed as she handed a enraged Dipper an aluminum bat to beat her mercilessly with...
...647 Mable makes peace with waddles, still kills Wendy, Dipper beat down, Steal time-tape Repeats later...
"MABLE!"
"I'LL LEAVE GRAVITY FALLS!" Screams Mable finally as she gets in a begging position. Dipper gives her a weird look, "Say what?" "Look...I'll just...I'll leave Gravity Falls, leave you and NEVER come back...I can't do this anymore! PLEASE! Just let me go!"
Dipper frowns and looks like he's about to say no-
"Sounds like a fair deal to me." The thought that suddenly pops into Dippers head makes all other aspects of his mind go blank. "Sounds like a fair deal to me." Repeats Dipper in a monotone voice.
Mable thanks him and runs for her life...she dosen't stop running until she makes it to the border...she would be later found joining a marachi band in Cuba...or so the legend goes...
"Dipper? Why do you have that gun? What's happening?" Dipper smiles, hearing Wendy's voice. He doesn't know why...but he has a feeling things will be okay now. So he goes to win her a crazy stuffed pet..they enjoy the fair...they make love that very night...
"Life is good..." Thinks Dipper to himself...
...Meanwhile...
"I HATE MY LIFE!" Shouts a naked Pacifica as she's chased by a horde of raptors...
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Where one story ends, another begins!
This story maybe over but tune in soon for a NEW story: Tyrone, King of Jungle. Pacifica, Queen of Nudity!
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