Wendy the Cougar
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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It was a calm day in Gravity Falls...
ZAP!
And then it wasn't. Slenderman looked at his watch, "Let's see...a month before the twins arrive...yes, that should do nicely. Ah! There's our leading lady now!"
Wendy corduroy was drinking booze with her friends, bored to tears. "GUH! Will Summer vacation never come! Summer's maybe a snore-fest around here but at least they don't have teacher's yelling at us!"
Her friends agreed..then slenderman froze time. "Time to make a pest of myself," Said the eldritch abomination with a smile as he slipped a potion into Wendy's drink.
"Time in!" Wendy finishes her drink.
"I love this fire hydrant!" Shouts Gordy nearby as he takes off his shirt to play in the leaking hydrant mess, Wedny briefly looks at him...and is stunned!
...(Barry White - Never Never Gonna Give You Up)...
Everything about him, every prepubescent bit of skin flexing in the breeze, every droplet of water cascading into every crevice of his young body...made her body burn!
...(music ends abruptly)...
"Okay, I'm done for the day." Says a flustered Wendy as she pours out the remainder of her booze and hurries home. Unseen to all, Slenderman cackles...
...A month later...
Wendy took deep breaths as she settled into her new job. The last month had been...difficult, for the life of her she couldn't grasp what was happening...was this...was this some crazy aspect of puberty only now kicking in or something?
Well it didn't matter, the Mystery Shack was isolated, and her boss Stan didn't seem really interested in dealing with kids so she was sure she could keep cool-
"Wendy! Soos! I want to introduce my niece and nephew! They'll be staying fro the summer!"
Wendy blushed, from his tight little shorts that were begging to be ripped off to his prepubescent, hairless chin...this new 12-year old boy was SEXY.
"...I am SOOOO Boned..." She groaned to herself...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: the song is 'Never Never Gonna Give You Up' by 'Barry White'.
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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