Oh boi, oh boi. I'm sorry I haven't got out a chapter in… uh, how long has it been? 2 months?! WHAT?! I'm so so sorry! School sucks. I got back from Winter Break and immediately caught a cold as soon as I got back. It's been here for almost three weeks…. *crie* So here I am, coughing up my left lung in the middle of class. RIP throat.

Wow, so depressing Fluffy… OH WELL! ON WITH THE STORY! :D

Disclaimer: I do not own any bit of the MCU… not one bit… :(

Just as they thought, Peter did "accidentally" spill his web disolvent all over Sam and Bucky a few hours later when Sam promised to buy him a tub of "Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" ice cream. And what is that, you may be asking, is the Spider-Man themed ice cream he recently got addicted to. It was quite infuriating to Natasha considering her wallet is screaming in pain from the amount of ice cream he's convinced her to buy him.

Unable to get them to stay locked in their rooms, the other Avengers gave up trying. So basically, they're free to do what they want.

"I'm bored." Peter said, mouth full of red and blue ice cream. Natasha sighed.

"Well, good thing is that, I already planned to pull a prank on Clint today."

"Yesss!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't you dare spill that ice cream. I paid sweet sweet money for that!" Natasha let out an even deeper sigh as Peter immediately drops the ice cream on the floor.

"Whoops! Guess you have to buy me more," Peter grinned.

"Never. Again."

"So, what are we doing?" Peter said, yet another cup of Spider-Man ice cream in his hands.

"You know that ice cream you are eating?" Nat glared at the nearly empty cup of ice cream in his hands. Peter nodded in reply with a spoon in his mouth.

"Well, when I was taking you to go there for the 5th time, I managed to convince Elena to hide the Hawkeye themed ice cream when we go next time. You see where I'm going?" Peter furiously nodded, dripping ice cream on the floor. Nat sighed, exasperated. At least she wasn't the one who had to clean up his mess.

"Why are we doing something like this? Well, I mean, wouldn't it better to mess with something of his like we did to Tony or something?"

"Think about it, being the only Avenger without an ice cream flavor named after them is going to mess with his head. Make him feel uncertain of himself."

"Remind me to never get on your bad side." Peter ate another scoop of ice cream, turning his already purple lips even purpler.

"You already know that though."

"I do." Peter stuck out his tongue cutely, "Are we gonna do this at the Ben & Jerry's we always go to? Cause I've been meaning to stop by to buy some more… never mind." Peter trailed off when he saw Nat's glare. Maybe he'll buy some of the Widow's Bite flavor too. That'll cheer her up. Probably.

"Don't make me leave you at the tower." Nat rolled her eyes, "So the plan is that we're gonna invite all the Avengers to eat some ice cream. Clint is going to be looking for the flavor named after himself because, well it's Clint. Obviously, the other Avengers, also being the egotistical people they are, are going to pick the ice cream flavors named after themselves too."

"Isn't that what you're gonna do too? Did you just call yourself egotistical?"

"Yeah, but we already knew that didn't we?" Nat winked and Peter laughed and dropped his ice cream cup on the floor. Again.

And then he gave her that innocent look. Again.

Nat looked at Peter with an anger deep within her very being...

"I AM NOT BUYING YOU ANY MORE ICE CREAM!"

"Where are you taking me, Tasha?" Clint said as Natasha dragged him around. Natasha didn't answer.

"You're going to get me back for exposing you and Peter aren't you?" Clint raised an eyebrow, "I'll take that as a yes."

Before he knew it, Nat had dragged him to a small Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop with some of the Avengers inside, already ordering from the awestruck Elena. Outside stood Tony and Thor chatting with Peter trying his best not to look like he personally knew the Avengers. Everyone agreed that Peter still has a whole life in front of him and he shouldn't give away his identity just yet. They had already gathering a small group of fans and paparazzi and they were trying to take away as much attention as possible from Peter, who was just there to take Nat's money for even more ice cream.

"Oh, this is the place where they sell the Avengers themed ice cream right?" Clint looked pretty excited. Natasha couldn't wait to see his disappointment when he sees that there wasn't any Hawkeye ice cream.

"Hey Nat, Nat, Nat!" Peter chanted as he bounced up to them once they got into the ice cream shop grinning maliciously. Well, malicious wouldn't be the word Natasha would use. He was more like a baby tiger trying to look intimidating.

"Tasha… where's my ice cream…?" Clint cautiously asked Natasha as his gaze sweeped the flavors over for the third time. She innocently looked at him with eyes equivalent to Peter's puppy dog eyes whilst eating her Widow's Bite ice cream.

"Maybe you just weren't important enough for them to have your ice cream." Natasha grinned smugly. All of a sudden, everything went silent. Clint's face was the real life representation of ಥ_ಥ.

Then Tony started laughing hysterically. And soon enough, all the Avengers started falling over laughing. Even Elena, who was scooping Thor's 5th cup of Thor's Mint Thunder ice cream, failed at keeping her laughs in.

Peter had taken a video of the whole thing and was in the middle sending it to all the Avengers, Shuri, and Ned. Wanda was looking over his shoulder while eating her Scarlet Raspberry Ice Cream and laughed when Ned replied with a OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

By the time they got back to the Avenger's Tower, Clint was still sulking and everyone had posted the video Peter took on some type of social media, including Peter himself. It was fine since his name wasn't mentioned in the video itself right? Apparently not since not even an hour after Tony had posted the video on his Instagram story, somebody noticed that if all the Avengers were in the video, who was taking the video? Then many people found Peter's Instagram where he had posted the video except… he had posted it before everyone else in his excitement. One thing led to another and now people were spamming Peter, asking how he got the story. It wasn't the questioning comments that really got him worried. It was one in particular.

"We're talking about this later, Penis"

Again, so so sorry for the 2 month long wait. I'll try my best to get chapters out sooner but that might be a struggle. Thank you for sticking with me!

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