A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Java junkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?

Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie

Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)

Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness Paris figures out what's wrong with Rory and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily

5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing??-Lorelai Rory and Lane go shopping for maternity clothes and run into Paris and the ditzy duo

6) Bookworms and Godmothers- Jess's Graduation Richard and Emily give Rory and Jess a very generous gift. Rory and Jess ask Lane and Paris to be the baby's godmothers
7) Diamonds are Lorelai's Best Friend-Jess picks out an engagement ring with Lorelai's help. They find out the sex of the baby and jess proposes.
8) Taylor Get the Hell Out Of Here!!!- They pick out the baby's name. The town throws them a goodbye/engagement/baby shower party. Dean crashes the party
9) Attack of the Evil Step-mom- Rory and Jess Arrive in Boston and the meet up with Sherri who pisses off Rory

10) A Reformed Bible Boy and a Bad Pick up Line- An appearance by the ever popular Tristian who hits on Rory not realizing that she's pregnant and on her first day of classes a guy hits on Rory
11) Jess At His Finest-Dinner with the lovely Sherry Chris
12) A Deep Fried Java junkie Thanksgiving- Rory and Jess catch Lorelai and Luke making out

13) A Very Merry Christmas Eve- Christmas

"No I think my water just broke" winced Rory looking at him.

"Luke get her the purple bag from her room" ordered Lorelai "Jess and Jackson help her into the jeep"

"What are we doing" asked Sookie

"I'm going to get the car started and I want you to call my parents, Chris, Lane and Paris" said Lorelai "Their numbers are in my phonebook."

"Ok" said Sookie as she ran to the phone grabbed the phonebook and started to dial everyone.

Lorelai ran out to the jeep and started it while Jess and Jackson helped her into the back of the jeep with Jess. Luke ran out and jumped into the passenger seat with the bag.

"Jackson can you bring Luke, Jess and I a change of clothing when you head down after Sookie's done with the phone calls" asked Lorelai as he changed the Jeep into reverse

"Yeah" said Jackson "Now go and get her to the hospital."

"Rory stay calm babe we're almost at the hospital" said Lorelai as she pulled on to the exit to get to Hartford Memorial Hospital.

"Jess I hate you" screamed Rory in pain

"What?" asked Jess in shock

"It's just the pain" said Lorelai "Rub her back it should help with the pain"

"Ok" said Jess as he rubbed her lower back

"Just keep doing that, we're 5 minutes away"

"Hear that baby" whispered Jess as Rory leaned into him "We're going to be there soon"

"The entrance is on the next block Lor" said Luke

"I know Luke I've been here before" said Lorelai as she took a right and then another right into the parking lot of the emergency room. Lorelai pulled over to the entrance of the ER and put the car in park and jumped out the car. "Go get a nurse"

"K" shouted Luke over the noise of the city and ran into the hospital
"Jess you need to get Rory in a position where she can get out of the car easily" ordered Lorelai as she opened up the passenger door and pulled the passenger seat down so Jess could get Rory out. As they were doing this Luke came running out with a nurse who was pushing a gurney.

"Ok you need to get her out of the car and onto the gurney" ordered the nurse to Jess "Can you pick her up"

"Yeah" said Jess as he wrapped on arm under her knees and the other around her back before lifting her out of the car and onto the gurney. The nurse turned the gurney around and pushed Rory into the emergency room with Jess and Lorelai on her heels. Luke ran into the car and parked it in the parking garage. He ran back to the emergency room and over to the nurses station.

"Can you tell me where Rory Gilmore is" asked Luke to a nurse

"Yes are you a relative" asked the nurse as she pulled out a chart

"I am the father's uncle" said Luke

"Oh the baby's father" said the nurse "She was rushed over to the labor wing. If you take the elevator over there to the third floor take and take a left you should find another nurse's station. They should be able to direct you to where she exactly is"

"Thanks" said Luke before running to the elevator. Luke pressed the up button; once the doors opened he rushed into the empty elevator and pressed the button for 3. The elevator door's closed and went up to the third floor the second they opened he rushed out, turned a left and ran towards the nurse's desk "Can you tell me where Rory Gilmore is"

"Are you a relative?"

"I'm the father's uncle" said Luke a little out of breath

"Ok she's in room 310"

"Thank you" said Luke before heading towards the room. Once he reached the room he knocked on the door. A few seconds later Lorelai opened it up and Luke stepped in. "How's she doing"

"They said that she got here just in time to get an epidural or she would have to go through this natural and let me tell you that would have sucked"

"Ok" said Luke "How's Jess"

"He's a wreck" laughed Lorelai "He's about to actually become a father"

"He just realized that" asked Luke

"Oh leave the kid alone" smirked Lorelai

"What's the fun in that" asked Lorelai

"Come on They're just behind the curtain" said Lorelai pushing the curtain to reveal Rory laying in the bed a lot calmer and Jess sitting in a chair holding onto her hand.

"Hey kid" said Luke

"Hi Luke" smiled Rory "You don't have to be here I know how much you despise Hospitals"

"And miss this" said Luke "And any ways what's going to happen in the labor wing"

"I guess you're right" said Rory as a contraction hit her. Jess immediately stood up and held on to her as she had to go through it alone. After it was over a nurse walked in with a cup of ice chips causing Lorelai to start laughing

"How was that one" asked Lorelai

"It was better than the other ones" winced Rory "The ones in the car were horrible"

"That's the epidural doing what it's supposed to do." said Lorelai "It should be over soon"

"It better be sooner than later" sighed Rory through the pain

"He's Jess's kid he's going to come out when he wants to" laughed Luke

"Hey" sneered Jess looking over at his Uncle

"What" smirked Luke "You know it's the truth you're the most stubborn kid I have ever met in my life"

"I'm not as stubborn as those two" said Jess pointing to Lorelai and Rory

"Hey" said Rory and Lorelai in unison

"You know I love you Ror" smiled Jess leaning in to give her a kiss

"Yeah I love you too Lor" smirked Luke from his chair

"What I don't get a kiss"

"You have to come here to get yours" said Luke

"You're mean" frowned Lorelai as another contraction hit Rory. Lorelai turned right to her daughter and held on to her hand.

"It hurts mom" whimpered Rory as she squeezed onto Jess's and Lorelai's hand

"I know it does baby" sighed Lorelai as a nurse came into the room

"The doctor is going to be in, in a few minutes to check on how far you are dilated" said the nurse

"Thanks" said Luke as Rory was hit with another contraction.

"I hate you Jess" screamed Rory through her pain

"What did I do" asked Jess in shock looking over at Lorelai

"You got her pregnant that's what" smirked Lorelai "It's nothing personal"

"Ok" said Jess as Rory calmed down

"How was that one" asked Lorelai

"It really hurts" whimpered Rory

"Imagine it without epidural" laughed Lorelai

"You're not helping" said Rory as Dr. Gilbert walked in

"How are you Rory" asked Dr. Gilbert

"I'm in pain" grumbled Rory as Dr. Gilbert stood in front of her

"Well why don't I take a look to see how far you are"

"Ok" said Rory as Dr. Gilbert sat down on a stool and pulled the sheet up.

"Well Rory it looks like you're ready to start pushing" said Dr. Gilbert looking up.

"Just let me go get ready and I will be back in five minutes"

"Alright" said Rory as Dr. Gilbert left

"I think I'm going to go wait in the waiting area" said Luke standing up

"Alright Luke" smiled Rory "I know you don't like this stuff"

"Yeah" said Luke "I'll see you soon"

"Bye Luke" said Lorelai as he walked out the door and towards the waiting are where he found Sookie, Jackson, Emily, Richard, Lane and Dave "Hi guys"

"Oh Luke thank god you're here" said Emily "They won't tell us anything"

"Rory's about to start pushing so it should be in the next hour or so" said Luke sitting next to Jackson

"Is everything going alright" asked Lane

"Yeah, she received epidural and everything else as been fine"

"Good" said Lane leaning into Dave

"How's Lorelai and Jess doing" asked Sookie holding onto Davey

"Lorelai's being Lorelai and Jess is a nervous wreak"

"Ok" laughed Sookie

"It's not going to be to much longer Ror." said Lorelai as Dr. Gilbert walked in with a nurse

"Are you ready to start pushing" asked Dr. Gilbert sitting in front of Rory

"Yeah" said Rory as another nurse brought in a machine

"Ok let's get your feet up here" said Dr. Gilbert helping Rory to lift her feet as another contraction hit Rory "Ok Rory you need to push"

"It hurts" whimpered Rory as she pushed

"Come on baby" said Jess wiping her forehead "You can do it"

"Ok Rory you're doing great, he's coming out quickly" said Dr. Gilbert

"Is that ok" asked Lorelai

"It's perfectly normal." smiled Dr. Gilbert as another contraction hit Rory "Ok start pushing again"

"You've got to push hard Ror" said Jess

"I'm pushing as hard as I can" yelled Rory "You try pushing a watermelon out of you"

"No thanks" mumbled Jess

"I see the head." said Dr. Gilbert "Your son has a full head of hair"

"Have you seen his dad" laughed Lorelai looking at Jess "That kid's going to have a lot of hair"

"Hey" said Jess

"What, you can't deny you have a lot of hair" said Lorelai

"Hey having a baby here" screamed Rory as another contraction hit and she started to push again

"Come on the head is almost all out." said Dr. Gilbert "Only a few more pushes"

"I can't do it" whimpered Rory

"Come on Rory, you're doing great you can do it" said Jess

"It hurts so much" said Rory

"You can do it Rory, Oliver's almost here"

"Oliver" whispered Rory as she was hit with another contraction causing her to start pushing with all her might.

"Here come the shoulders Rory, One more hard push and he's out" said Dr. Gilbert

"Come on baby" smiled Jess as Rory pushed with everything that she had.

"Congratulations mom and dad you have a beautiful baby boy" smiled Dr. Gilbert lifting Oliver so Rory and Jess could see him

"He's gorgeous" said Rory as tears started to fall down her cheeks

"Dad would you like to cut the umbilical cord."

"Yeah" said Jess taking a hold of the scissors and cutting the umbilical cord.

The nurse took Oliver over to the bed so she could clean him up. She than wrapped him up in a blue blanket and placed a blue beanie on his head before bringing him back to Rory, Jess and Lorelai and laying him on Rory's chest.

"Oh babe he's perfect" smiled Lorelai looking down at her daughter holding her grandchild.

"Hi Oliver I'm your mommy" smiled Rory looking down at the baby

"Hi I'm your dad" said Jess as Oliver grabbed a hold of his finger

"Hey Dr. Gilbert everything is fine right" asked Lorelai turning to the Doctor

"Yes Oliver is in perfect health and he weighs a good 8 lbs. 5 oz." said Dr. Gilbert cleaning up

"Good" smiled Lorelai

"Rory a nurse will be in here shortly to show you how to breast feed ok"

"Thanks Dr. Gilbert" said Rory looking up

"I'm just doing my job" said Dr. Gilbert "A nurse or I will be back later so you can fill out some papers for him."

"Ok" said Jess before Dr. Gilbert walked out

"Hey mom can you go tell everyone that everything is ok" asked Rory not looking away from Oliver

"Yeah" smiled Lorelai looking at her daughter with her fiancé and son. Lorelai than turned out into the hall and walked towards the waiting room. As she got closer she could hear her mother yelling about not being able to go into the room with Rory. Lorelai walked into the waiting room and stood behind her mother "Mom you can stop yelling, you have a healthy great grandson."

"He's ok" asked Emily turning around "When can I see her"

"Rory and Jess want to be alone for a while but they will let people come in soon" said Lorelai as she sat down next to Luke.

"Hey Lorelai does he have a full head of hair" asked Lane

"Just like Jess why"

"Dave and I had a bet on if he would be bald or had a full head of hair"

"Yeah and now I owe you 50 dollars" mumbled Dave pulling his wallet out of his pocket and handing her a 50

"Thank you" smirked Lane grabbing the 50

Back in the room Jess was holding on to Oliver while Rory looked at them.

"He's perfect" said Jess not looking up

"Yeah he is" smiled Rory before looking up at the clock and realizing that it was 3 in the morning "Merry Christmas Dodger"

"Merry Christmas Pixie" smiled Jess looking up at her before looking back down at Oliver "You're our little Christmas baby Oliver Lucas Mariano"

"Yeah he is" smiled Lorelai as she looked in on the young family