Hey guys! Sorry for not posting this in while, I've been busy and had some personal issues. But I hope to write this story more now. Hopefully about one shorter length chapter per week. I Plan to write this during breaks between my college classes. So enjoy this please!

After walking for a time that felt longer than the time between the author's posts, the CPU lolis and the fanboy had stopped to rest.

"Why is Lastation so far?" Ram yells. "I didn't think walking would take this much longer than the train!"

Evan pants, the lazy bastard being worn out by all this physical activity. "Then why didn't we just take the train?"

"Duuuuuuuh! The train workers would've just reported us to Blanc!"

"She doesn't like us traveling very much…" The quieter twin says cutely.

Evan sighs and pulls up a map, "Alright, at this rate it will take us about forty days to walk to Lastation.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" The pink twins cries.

"That's a long walk…." Rom mutters.

The writer thinks, "There must be someway to speed this up…" He thinks to himself, then notices a moaning sound. "Is one of you doing naughty things or something? Because innocent lolis like yourself shouldn't be doing that."

"Not me!" Ram says while Rom slowly shakes her head.

The main character looks around, "I heard something, look around guys."

Upon searching through the nearby bushes, Evan finds a busty blonde milf bouncing herself on a koopa's dick dressed in nothing but white stockings. In her mouth was the dick of a paratroopa flying at her had. "...is that Princess Peach?"

The blonde jumps off and back off the dicks, quickly covering herself up. "W-w-what?

Evan's eyes widen, "Woooooah, you're the third celebrity I've met in a few days! Did I save you too from those koopas? Was that rape?"

Peach, still blushing madly and covering herself, "I uh...yes, yes it was."

"Alright! I'll end them for you!"

"No!" Peach yells, causing Evan to stare and for the twins to finally come over, "I uh...I'm sure they're good koopas at heart?"

"Dummy!" Ram giggles.

The princess sees the goddess and tenses up, "W-w-what?"

"You're a dummy! We all know you're a slut!"

"Wait! She's impure too?" The fanboy is stunned.

Ram rolls her eyes, "How do you think she had all those kids like Bowsette or Booette? You're a dummy too!"

"WHAT? Bowser raped you too?"

"Dummy!" The loud twin shouts, "It's not rape if she's on top! That slut goes and fucks Bowser all the time!"

"W-what? I have no idea what you're talking about!" Peach huffs, "I just got pregnant out of nowhere."

Ram grins, "We have video evidence from our satellites, guess we could spread this around…"

"NO!"

"Then give us a way to Lastation!"

Peach calms down and looks confused, "You only want that?"

The wins nod while Ram says, "Yup! No word gets to Blanc though!"

"...and I want some nudes" Rom adds.

"I uh…" Peach sighs defeated, "...fine, but I can only get you as far as Isle Delfino, regulations and all. I know they have boats to Hyrule and that borders the Lastation."

"Nooooooo!" Ram whines.

"Better than nothing. Here" Evan finds and gives Peach her dress. She puts it on hurriedly. "Lead the way!"

The princess leads them off the plains. The mushroom kingdom being its usual vibrant colors. Evan enjoyed the change of scenery to his usual town in Pokemon country. However his mind was on other things. He was still admiring his favorite "innocent lolis." The princess led them to a pink pipe in the field.

"So is this how you fast travel?" The loli loving writer asks.

Peach nods, "Yes, just hop on top." Peach says, jumping into the pipe with ease.

"Come on Rom!' The twins take turns impressively jumping up to the pipe.

Evan is a little bitch. He could not jump as high as them. Now anyone who knows of his failure is laughing at him as he attempts to climb the pipe. Being so awkward he falls in headfirst. The pipe twists and turns underground. When he finally shot out, the other end was horizontal. Flying out head first, he gracefully shoots into peach. His head going up her dress and hitting between her legs giving her a soft moan. "Oh nice, no panties!"

"Shhhh!" The princess was embarrassed, not saying anything to bring attention to her. They were in Toad Town now after all.

Evan pulls himself out, his face having a light amount of Peach's juices on his nose. "Smelled like peaches…"

"SHHHH!"

"Okay okay sorry,"

Ram butts in, "So how are we gonna get to an island from here?"

"I have a private plan you can use, follow me." Peach leads them all to her beautiful castle. The grounds somehow greener and cleaner than everywhere else. To the fanboy's disappointment, he didn't get to go in the castle. Peach simply led them straight to a runway with a plane on it. All four boarded and they were off.

Thanks for reading! Please review on ways I could improve and such! Also as you hopefully noticed, every video game character will be in this version of Hyperdimension as I don't have to worry about copyright and such, so if you wanna see anyone be sure to mention it! Also as usual OCs are fun and if you have any situations you want to see, please say so! Love getting ideas cause I'm more than a little stoopid