Announcer: The chefs have all cooked their signature dishes and are about to show them to the Legendary Chef Gordon Ramsey but they are in for a huge surprise...

"I don't care about your signature dishes! You're all amateurs! Obviously, they're are shit!" said Ramsey with a smug smile. Murmurs erupted as the residents of South Park seemed extremely irritated that he had just wasted all their time!

(Confessional - Bebe Stevens. Age 18)

"What was the whole point of that? Ugh I made my dish so beautiful and pretty as well."

"In fact, I have barely any confidence what so ever. That's why I'm hoping for one of you to surprise me. Dinner Service will begin tonight! As soon as you are sorted into teams and assigned sections, you will be put to work in the kitchen! That will be your first test. Now for teams! Red Team will be Cartman, Kyle (a huge groan erupted), Ike, Wendy, Tweek, Clyde, Jimmy and Butters!" Ramsey announced and no one seemed happy with their teams.

"GAH! What am I supposed to do without Craig? Oh Jesus I can't deal with this man!" cried Tweek emotionally.

"Well at least we already know who's going first!" Wendy said matter-of-factly, her eyes glancing at Cartman.

"I'm happy!" piped up Butters.

"Blue team will be Craig, Stan, Kenny, Henrietta, Red, Bebe, Token and Randy!" said Ramsey. Similar chaos spawned here too...

"What a coincidence. Me and my own son on the same team!" Randy cheered a bit too loudly, doing some sort of celebatory tap dance to show his excitement. Red and Bebe immediatly walked to each other's side. Craig seemed visibly agitated by the fact a certain someone wasn't on his team.

"I can't believe my stupid abusive dad forced me to come here. He could never fucking understand me. Wants to make my life into a barbie doll dream world. So clueless for fuck sake." muttered Henrietta, taking a puff from her cigarette. After the teams settled, Ramsey spoke up.

"What are you guys waiting for? A hot chocolate? Fuck off into the kitchen!" and everyone quickly followed suite on his instructions, entering the restaurant for the very first time. It was quite menacing with all the fire and the prominence of the colour red. Quickly the teams divided into their own kitchens...

Announcer: The doors of Hell's Kitchen are about to open and already leaders are starting to emerge in both teams...

Red Kitchen:

"Let's be honest here! I'm the only one here who is capable of leading here. In this case, I want to work on the dessert station!" Cartman proudly stated as if he had just been appointed Emperor of the world. He raised his eyebrows at everyone else, their faces showing anything but agreement.

"Yeah so you can eat everything there!" Kyle interrupted, almost gagging at the thought of Cartman having any leadership responsibility.

"I think I should be leader. I'm already head of student council..." but she didn't get far into her sentence.

"BOO WENDY BOO!" Cartman shouted obnoxiously. Wendy growled at the irritating buffoon, trying her best to not get visibly upset.

(Confessional - Wendy Testaburger. Age 18)

"As long as that monstrosity is on our team, winning is going to be impossible. Why did he have to be on my team.."

Announcer: As things heat up in the Red Kitchen, the Blue Kitchen seems quite organised.

"I will be the leader of this glorious team. With me, we will travel the stars and reach impossible heights." Randy said dreamily but it seemed everyone else was too fixated on their stations to care about what he was saying.

"Where's the scallops?" Token asked, his eyes bewildered and confused. Red and Bebe were chatting together over by the dessert station.

"You do the oven stuff and I'll do the serving and cutting." Craig blankly said to Henrietta who sighed tiredly but Craig knew she didn't care what she had to do. As both kitchens got into place, Chef Ramsey walked over into the middle.

"Chef JP! Open Hell's Kitchen!"

"Oh Jesus!" cried Tweek.

"Geez Louise." panicked Butters.

"Pirate!" yelled Ike.

A/N: Next Chapter will be the first service and first elimination. Wonder who you think will go first? Remember no one is off limits.

Randy is best cook EVAR!