DISCLAIMER: Hellsing belongs to Kouta Hirano. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.

A/N: Presented without context or conclusion...

~ The Sun Is a Deadly Laser ~

"Oh no, the sun is coming up! We'll have to postpone the rest of our battle until this evening," Katakuri said, as he disengaged from his opponent and carefully stepped to the side.

"What, why? You got somewhere to be?" Alucard asked, nonplussed.

"Aren't you a vampire?"

"Yes. What's your point?"

"Won't you turn to ash in the sunlight?"

"... no. Vampires' weakness to sunlight has been greatly over-exaggerated. Anyway, go ahead and scurry along home." Alucard made a shooing motion with one hand. "We wouldn't want to have our battle end because the sun cooked you into a gingerbread man."

"It's not that kind of dough. I'm made of mochi," Katakuri protested.

~end~