It all began as a nice day at the club room. Until Haruhi Suzamya showed up. What is up homies? She asked. Nobody says that anymore, I said. Anyway, I've came up with an concept of a comic book, Haruhi said.

Oh, I said. I call her Quail Girl, Haruhi said. This is me or do I feeling that we're going to get sued by Nickelodeon? I asked to myself. Nobody wants to hear you Kyon, she said. Anyway, she's part human, part cyborg and she's all awesome.

Do you want me tell you the whole story of the 1st issue? Haruhi asked. No, Kyon said. Well to bad, your going to hear it anyway, Haruhi said. In the year 300X, all of the smartest humans gather together to create a super cyborg that can save the planet. This is where Quail Girl comes in, Haruhi said. Oh, and her sidekick Quail Kid ( which is just Sayaka from Madoka Magica because it's a fanfic)

It all started out as a normal and nice day at school, Haruhi said. Quail Girl who's secret identity is yours truly, went into detention for putting glue on the principals head. Why would she do that? I asked. Oh, i forgot to tell you that she's a trouble maker with a heart of gold, Haruhi said. Anyway, she was in detention at the cafeteria. The school wasn't doing so well because the kids were getting into trouble on a daily basis and thanks to the schools budget, all that they have for lunch meat was F meat.

Hey Haruhi, a boy said. Yeah? She asked. Which this. Then the boy tripped the lunch lady over and had a spill on his shirt. Oh no, he said. My favorite shirt. Jimmy, the principal said. Make another mess like that and there will be... the principal stopped to sniff Jimmy and then licked the boy. That's disgusting, Kyon said. Shhh, Haruhi said. Anyway, back to the story.

The principal told Jimmy to clean up the kitchen as punishment. Meanwhile, Haruhi has a strange feeling about all of this and decided to fallow them.

She fallowed them to the kitchen to discover something was wrong. She could hear Jimmy screaming in pain and horror. She quickly turned into Quail Girl and burst into in the door. Hold it right there, she said. But she didn't see anyone here which left her confused. Then the bell rang. Oh shit, she said. I'm going to be late.