(Spongebob is at an ally)

Spongebob: I could've sworn I would meet my date in this dark ally.

(A prostitute shows up)

Prostitute: Hi there, sugar.

Spongebob: Ooh, are you my date?

Prostitute: Um, yeah, whatver. Look, do you have any dough?

Spongebob: I have cookie dough in my pocket. You want some?

Prostitute: No, I meant do you have bills?

Spongebob: Hmm, lemme see...

(Spongebob searches his pocket)

Spongebob: Here's an electric bill. I was overdue 12 months.

Prostitute: No, dumbass, I actually meant do you got any c-notes

(Spongebob sings)

Spongebob: I can only sing as high as F#.

Prostitute: Well here's an F for ya, it means fucked up of you don't pay upfront.

Spongebob: What's upfront?

Prostitute: Oh, let's just fuck.

(Spongebob and the prostitute start having sex in a dusty hotel room)

(The next day)

Pimp: Bitch, where's my money

Prostitute: The yellow freak won't shut up being stupid, so I let his ass go scott free

Pimp: What?! You fucked without goddamn dough, bitch?! Imma beat yo ass, ho.

(The pimp whips the prostitute with his belt and pimp slaps her on the face.)

Pimp: Imma, teach ya, not to, fuck, without, gettin', my, money, you, stupid, fuckin', bitch.