Full Summary: Steve doesn't feel like he will ever settle down with a woman and have a family. So, he decides to donate his sperm. Yeah, Steven, this is totally a great idea. Rated T for suggestive themes. Contains OC, possible Steve/OC. Takes place around Season 6, after Catherine leaves and after Steve's and Lynn's date.

I got this idea after watching Alex O'Loughlin in The Back-Up Plan (2010). If you don't like it, don't read it.

I do not own Hawaii Five-0, its content belongs to CBS.

Chapter One

"This is madness!"

"Uh-huh."

"I mean, what kind of insanity is going through your head? I mean, I know there's probably guns and ammo going on, but other than that, are you insane?"

"Freak out a little more, Danny." Steve said, opening the door to the office.

"Of course I'm going to freak out when you decide to drop the bomb that you're going to donate your sperm!"

All movement stopped in the office, Kono and Chin looking up from their files with wide eyes and Lou choking on his drink. Steve covered his face.

"Just shout it to the whole world, why don't ya, Danny? Jesus Christ."

"You're going to do what?" Lou asked.

"I..." Steve put his hands on his hips. "I decided I'm going to donate to the sperm bank."

Yup, that's exactly what he's going to do. The past week, since Catherine left him and Lynn broke it off with him, he'd been feeling... Down, lately. He was trying to figure out why, but when Mary came by with Joan, he realized why.

Steve McGarrett wanted a family.

Sure, he had the HPD, Danny and the others, plus Grace was like a daughter to him, but he wanted someone he could settle down with and have kids with. But, obviously, he struck out many times with that. With his line of work and everything, no one really wanted to settle down with someone who they feared might never come home. He wanted someone who could stick with him through everything, and with Wo Fat dead, there was no big threat to him. Sure, there were still be people who would be his enemies, but it's not like he couldn't protect himself.

So, he finally decided that he would donate his sperm and see what happened.

"Why on Earth would you do that?" Lou asked. Steve shrugged and looked down.

"I know I'm not going to settle down any time soon. I can't even keep a girlfriend long enough."

"I thought you and Lynn were doing good?" Kono said. "What happened?"

"She broke it off after I was telling her about my day one time. I mean, I don't blame her, since she almost died on our first date but I thought she was adventurous. But I guess the fact that she thought I wouldn't come home one day ran her off." Steve leaned against the table. "I thought maybe donating would work. I don't care if I'm not involved, I just want to know that someone actually wants a kid from my... sperm." They all looked at each other and sighed.

"You know whatever you choose we will support you." Chin said, giving a pointed look at Danny, making him raise his hands.

"I know."

"And that if a woman does pick you and want you there, we'll be there for her and the baby, too." Kono said.

"Kids and wars are totally different, but I agree." Lou said, chuckling. "We'll be there for you." Everyone looked at Danny and he sighed.

"Shut up, I know. Steve, I love you and all, and I think you're absolutely insane, but... I will support you through all of this."

Steve got the notification that someone chose him about two weeks later. He was absolutely ecstatic, even though he got the notice during a raid, and almost shot Lou in the leg, and alerted the suspect of being there. Danny slapped him afterward, and then he gave the news.

"You're an idiot." Danny replied and walked off, but he was too happy to be offended.

He was going to be a dad!

"I can't believe you actually did it."

"I told you I was going to, and I did, two days ago."

Emma covered her face and dragged it along, and looked at her friend in exhaustion and denial. JJ was unusually... Perky, and was even humming as she made lunch.

"What if the guy turns out to be redhead and pale?"

"I'm a pale redhead living on Hawaii, Em. Besides, I know what he looks like." Emma swung her legs and poked her butt.

"How do you know that if he chose to remain anonymous?"

"Because in his profile is "black hair, blue eyes, tan skin", so I know my kid will have a shot of being dark." Emma resisted rolling her eyes.

"Okay... Where is this profile?" JJ pointed to the table and she hopped down from the counter and walked over to it, picking up a thin file.

"Still, you do not want kids."

"Easy for you to say, you have three!"

"And they suck the life out of me!" Emma replied, turning around and shaking the file. "If it were up to me, I would have never had kids but-"

"You two are like rabbits." JJ replied, pointing the knife at her. "I went over there once to pick up your children to take to the mall and I heard your bed creaking. You two are rabbits." Emma opened her mouth to reply, but for once she had no retort. JJ raised her eyebrow with a smirk and went back to the sandwich. Emma sat down at the table and started reading the file, and slowly, her eyes widened.

"Damn..." She mumbled. "Well, at least you two have something in common. Both of you are Navy." JJ chuckled and put the grilled cheese on the plate.

"I was also thinking..."

"Oh no."

"Shut up and let me speak." Emma close the file and looked at her friend expectantly.

"Okay, what?"

"I was thinking of having him involved... During the pregnancy and in the baby's life."