Where the hell am I?

Just a while ago I died after getting hit by a truck. "Why is it always the truck?" I was going to ask that question when I met god, but instead of meeting god in heaven It seems like I got reincarnated. Damn! I couldn't get into heaven. I did all those good deeds for nothing.

I was in a daze for the first few minutes of my new life. When I finally gained consciousness, I looked up and saw a very beautiful lady holding me. 'This must be my mom' I thought as I continued to stare at my mother.

"He looks just like you" I heard a new voice. It sounded like a man. Wait! Did he say I look like my mom? So, I'm good looking? I was doing a backflip inside my mind. looks like I hit the jackpot. Ladies! here I come.

Soon there was another person looking down at me. This must be my dad. He isn't bad looking but not as good looking as my mom. Which can only mean one thing He is good with women. Maybe he can teach me a thing or to when I grow up.

*Ping*

Huh? What's this?

"Congratulations! You have been chosen to be reincarnated with your memories intact by the god. You h-"

"Yeah Yeah, I was lucky and I got reincarnated into a fictional world. Just tell me which world and explain my powers" I mentally told the voice inside my head.

"Wait! How did you know that?" The voice asked. Clearly shocked that I was aware of my situation.

"I just know man. Now please explain"

"You have been reincarnated into the Naruto world. You don't have any chakra but you can use Haki, Devil fruits and other powers from the One Piece universe. You can gain points through doing certain activities and completing quests and using those points you can purchase the aforementioned powers. To purchase new powers simply say, "Open shop" and to close the shop simply say "close" The system is quite easy to understand. Any questions?" The voice explained. I was a little surprised at the revelation since it was a rather weird system.

"Why though? What's up with the weird ass system" I asked

"Because it's more fun" the voice deadpanned

"Understandable, have a nice day"

The voice stopped talking after that and I wanted to check this "shop" That the voice was talking about so I mentally commanded "Open shop" and I saw a small screen open in front of me. It seems like the screen is only visible to me since my parents didn't react when it appeared.

Shop

Points:- 0

Devil Fruits

Haki

Other enhancements

I selected "Devil Fruits"

Shop

Points:- 0

Logia

Paramecia

Special Paramecia

Zoan

Mythical Zoan

Holy shit! It has all types of Devil fruits! This is so cool. I selected Paramecia in order to check the costs of the fruits.

The cheapest fruits such as "Nagi Nagi no mi" had a cost of 50,000 points while the most expensive ones such as "Gura Gura no mi" costs 1,000,000 (1 million) points. It seems like 1 million is the maximum cost for a devil fruit.

Logia fruits are divided into 4 tiers.

Tier-1 fruit costs 1 million points and contains the "Yami Yami no mi".

Tier-2 fruits cost 900,000 points and contain fruits such as "Pika Pika no mi" and "Goro Goro no mi".

Tier-3 costs 800,000 points and contains the superior logias such as the Ice and Magma fruits.

Tier-4 fruits cost 700,000 and contains the rest of the logias.

All the Zoan fruits cost 200,000 points and all the Mythical Zoans cost 1 million points.

Special paramecia fruits cost 700,000 points.

Paramecia fruits have varied prices. They have 5 tiers.

Tier-1 costs 1 million and contains overpowered fruits such as the "Gura Gura no mi" and "Ope Ope no mi"

Tier-2 costs 500,000 and contains Extremely powerful Devil fruits such as the "Ito Ito no mi" and "Soru Soru no mi"

Tier-3 costs 250,000 and contains decently powerful Devil fruits such as the "Gomu Gomu no mi"

Tier-4 costs 100,000 and contains average Devil fruits such as the "Bara Bara no mi" and "Suke Suke no mi"

Tier-5 costs 50,000 and contains fruits which have limited usefulness such as the "Nagi Nagi no mi" and "Mane Mane no mi"

I hope it's easy to earn points but even if it's not easy, most of the expensive devil fruits are totally awesome so I'll try to buy them anyway.

Luckily Armament Haki and Observation Haki only cost 25,000 points. So at least I will be able to get them pretty easily. Conquerors Haki has a cost of 250,000….. Well at least the other two are not expensive.

The "Other enhancement" section included Eternal youth, High level Physical enhancement (Similar to Big Mom) and other power-ups. Eternal youth costs 2 million points so it doesn't look like I'm becoming an Immortal anytime soon. They Physical enhancement costs 1 million. It's expensive but useful.

After checking the shop for a while I fell asleep. Even though I have the mind of an adult the body is still that of a newborn child. So, I closed my eyes but before I went to sleep I heard my mother say

"We'll name him Kaito…. Kaito Asahi"