Time for Tea By deadfishanderson... Disclaimer: IYou but I=/=Stuff
(This starts at the point where Sydney is going to rescue charles at the conciergerie)
Sydney: Hey! C'mon Schwartzeneggar, start writing my letter.
Charles: Wait. I know what you're doing. Stop, I need to explain something to you.
Syd: o_0.Okay.shoot.
Char: Well first I'm gay, and second I'm madly in love with you.
Syd: *chugs a bottle of brandy*
Char: I only married Lucie for the Dr.'s cash. Weve never even had sex.
Syd: Fine then. Explain the kids.
Char: Their Monsieur Defarge's. You see, Lucie wasn't getting any, and Therese is into bondage.
You know, that Ernest is quite a player.
Syd: I see. Even so, what does it have to do with anything? I will die anyways, and maybe you can
start anew.
Char: Are you crazy or something? Do you deserve to live on Hawaii and grow Macadamia nuts
with a Persian cat named Steve? I told you I lurved you. I'm not letting you die for stupid, naïve,
dumb me.
Syd: okay. See ya. I always hated you anyways, foo.
(gets escorted out)
Seamstress: Hey joo! Darnay, wut up ma homie?
Syd: I am not Darnay. But I'm cute, and by the looks of it you are too. How's about me and you
go out for soup and half a sandwich?
Seam: sounds jumpin! (s + seam LEAVE)
(Later) Mme Defarge: I am going to kill you, you stupid British woman who smells better than
me!
Miss Pross: Umm..no! Hyuck Hyuck! (Mon. Defarge comes up from behind miss. P and shoots
mme. Defarge)
Mon: Score!
Miss P: Thanks for saving my life! Hey I know we've had some crazy nights together but I really
love Mr. Lorry. You don't mind right?
Mon: That's okay, now that scary is gona I can go back to my playa days! The wine house is
doing great too! See ya! (Leave)
(Later)
Lucie: Oh god Charles is dead! I think I'll go buy some opium.
Dr M: I have discovered a potion that will make me live for 220 years! I think I'll go live in Texas
and around 2003 I'll rename myself "Phil" and start a dumb TV show! 105 North Tower!
Lil Lucie: My family is dysfunctional.
EPILOGUE
AND so good ol' Sydney fell in love w/ the seamstress and they escaped off to Venezuela, where
they had children named Chichi and Fernando, and Sydney became a successful drug lord while
the seamstress invented the sombrero. They lived happily ever after. Ms. P had an ear transplant
and married Mr. L. Mon. Defarge had fun at the wine shop and inherited St. Antoine, which was
happy there after. Charles, well he died. Dr. M became Dr. P and started his "great" TV show.
Lucie, devastated by the death of Charles, spent all of the money on opium and Lil lucie became a
"lady of the evening". Everyone got what they deserved. THE END
(This starts at the point where Sydney is going to rescue charles at the conciergerie)
Sydney: Hey! C'mon Schwartzeneggar, start writing my letter.
Charles: Wait. I know what you're doing. Stop, I need to explain something to you.
Syd: o_0.Okay.shoot.
Char: Well first I'm gay, and second I'm madly in love with you.
Syd: *chugs a bottle of brandy*
Char: I only married Lucie for the Dr.'s cash. Weve never even had sex.
Syd: Fine then. Explain the kids.
Char: Their Monsieur Defarge's. You see, Lucie wasn't getting any, and Therese is into bondage.
You know, that Ernest is quite a player.
Syd: I see. Even so, what does it have to do with anything? I will die anyways, and maybe you can
start anew.
Char: Are you crazy or something? Do you deserve to live on Hawaii and grow Macadamia nuts
with a Persian cat named Steve? I told you I lurved you. I'm not letting you die for stupid, naïve,
dumb me.
Syd: okay. See ya. I always hated you anyways, foo.
(gets escorted out)
Seamstress: Hey joo! Darnay, wut up ma homie?
Syd: I am not Darnay. But I'm cute, and by the looks of it you are too. How's about me and you
go out for soup and half a sandwich?
Seam: sounds jumpin! (s + seam LEAVE)
(Later) Mme Defarge: I am going to kill you, you stupid British woman who smells better than
me!
Miss Pross: Umm..no! Hyuck Hyuck! (Mon. Defarge comes up from behind miss. P and shoots
mme. Defarge)
Mon: Score!
Miss P: Thanks for saving my life! Hey I know we've had some crazy nights together but I really
love Mr. Lorry. You don't mind right?
Mon: That's okay, now that scary is gona I can go back to my playa days! The wine house is
doing great too! See ya! (Leave)
(Later)
Lucie: Oh god Charles is dead! I think I'll go buy some opium.
Dr M: I have discovered a potion that will make me live for 220 years! I think I'll go live in Texas
and around 2003 I'll rename myself "Phil" and start a dumb TV show! 105 North Tower!
Lil Lucie: My family is dysfunctional.
EPILOGUE
AND so good ol' Sydney fell in love w/ the seamstress and they escaped off to Venezuela, where
they had children named Chichi and Fernando, and Sydney became a successful drug lord while
the seamstress invented the sombrero. They lived happily ever after. Ms. P had an ear transplant
and married Mr. L. Mon. Defarge had fun at the wine shop and inherited St. Antoine, which was
happy there after. Charles, well he died. Dr. M became Dr. P and started his "great" TV show.
Lucie, devastated by the death of Charles, spent all of the money on opium and Lil lucie became a
"lady of the evening". Everyone got what they deserved. THE END