Chapter 22

A Jews Prayer.

Kyle's new cell was surprisingly more comfortable than his last one, Considering he was in a Country that was prosecuting him for Genocide, The Door outside was opened suddenly, Disturbing his thoughts.

"On your Feet." Said the Guard.

Kyke was led throguh a Hallway to the Doorway, Where inside was the Canadian Courtroom, The Doors opened and he was prodded in.

He made his way to the Defendants desk feeling Canadian Eyes watching him, General Cock-A-Doom most of All, The judge called to Order.

"Order, Order in the Court Buddy." Called the Judge. "The court calls Prosecutor Scott the Dick to the Center."

The Ground shock as Scott the Dick lumbered to the Front of the Stand and cleared his throat.

"Your Honor." Scott began. "Members of the Jury, Esteemed General, And other Buddahs, We are here today! To begin the Persecution of our proud Counties greatest monster, Kyle Broflowski!"

Kyle sighed, Already hoping this to be over.

In the Darkness of their Hideout the Irrelevents sat around their Table, With Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Gerald, Heidi and Ike.

"Fellow Irrelevents." Said Gregory. " We have long been watching these Dark times from the Shadows, Since 2015 Chaos has been sown into the Very heart of our Country by a Series of Events surrounding the town of South Park, Now we must find a way to act, And to do that we need insight and the key to that, Lies in these kids and Skankhunt42."

"It's Gerald." Said Gerald.

"So now what do we do?" Asked Gary. "I mean we have Skankhunt, what is the next step?"

"Okay can someone Please Explain what this is all about?" Asked Stan as he suddenly got up.

"Yeah why are every one off Kid we've ever met suddenly gathered together?" Asked Cartman. "And why are they interested in our town?"

"Some of us live there you know." Said Thomas. "SHIT COCK!"

"And because we too have Experienced what you went through." Said Gregory.

"What? Gender wars?" Asked Kenny.

"Internet Trolling?" Asked Stan.

"Abusive relationships?" Asked Heidi.

The Irrelevnets were silent.

"Something… Far worse." Said Gregory.

He got up and Directed everyone's Attention to a Viewscreen.

"Here are Several Occurrences Attacks caused by Unknown Creatures." Said Gregory as he showed a Clip of Something that Made Stan's eyes widen in Horror.

On the Screen, Was the same Blue Creature that Attacked him two weeks ago, But this time there were two of them!

"No way…" Said Cartman.

"As you can see Stanley." Said Gregory turning back to the Group. "You are not the only one Attacked by these creatures, Several children, Evan us, Have been targeted by these creatures, We don't know exactly what they are, Whether they are Alien or Android, but we do know that there could be others, Maybe even different breeds of these creatures."

"How do you know all this?" Asked Kenny.

"Because some of us have gone through the same thing." Said Linda Triscotti. "Some of us didn't make it out alive."

"But uh… What does this all have to do with me?" Asked Gerald.

The kids all glared at him.

"Dude, Shut up." Said Stan.

"As I was saying." Said Gregory. "These beings seem to be drawn to us, To kids who appear to be involved with something… I don't know what it is, But it has to be the Answer."

"And what do you want Kyle's dad for?" Asked Kenny.

"He might be the Answer we seek." Said Gary Harrison.

"Me?" Asked Gerald Pointing at himself.

Kyle just sat and listened to Scott's testimony.

"Your honor…" Said Scott. "We see here a Child convicted of Crimes Canada looks shamefully upon, A child who has Offended Canada and Hurt us in the Most Vilest of ways, By Abducting our Beloved Stars! Terrance and Phillip!"

A collective gasl erupted from the Crowd, Kyle just sat their Miserably.

"Further investigation and Testimony from Soon to be Revealed witnesses also reveal that in some cases, He is in fact worse than the Infamous Sheila Brovflowski through the Following acts!" Continued Scott. "Rule the Clips!"

A screen was turned on which showed the Court all of Kyle's bad moments.

"Not only is he responsible for our suffering and pain and defying those who would correct that, But He also! Ejected a helpless whale into space! Attempted to burn down his own School, AND Bombarded his Art teachers house, With Toilet paper!" Said Scott with Rage "And what's more there are other crimes this mongrel dares to commit, And I will reveal them Buddah!"

Kyle looked up and gulped.

"First witness called to the Stand… Trent Boyette!"

Kyle's eyes widened!

As on Cue the doors opened and Trent Boyette strutted into the Courtroom with a scowl, Escorted by two Canadian guards, Kyle was horrified by the mere sight of him and shrunk in his seat as Trent sent him a death glare.

Once he was seated on the podium, Scott addressed him.

"Mr Boyette." Said Scott. "Is it true that you have had History with the Defendant?"

"Yes Sir." Said Scott.

"And what might that be Guy?" Asked Scott.

"In Kindergarten, He and his friends were playing Firemen with their Penises, They told me to start a fire, Then the teacher tried to put it out and got set on Fire too!"

The Court gasped and Kyle cringed.

"And when they were confronted by this, They pinned the blame on me!" Snarled Trent, Staring Balefully at Kyle. "Twice I might add, When I got out the Same thing happened again! The Bastard!"

Dark muttering could be heard in the Crowd.

"Thank you Mr Boyette." Said Scott. "That is all."

Next to come in was To Kyle's Shock, Her Art teacher, Mrs Streibell.

"Mrs Streibel." Said Scott. "Is it true that this Child once Ti-Peed your house?"

"Yes." Said Streibel. "It was him, He did it with our Whole Family inside!"

The Crowd muttered angrily to themselves as the next witnesses came forth.

"This child Backed out of a deal with Apple!" Said Steve Jobs. "After agreeing to a new Contract too!"

"He had my Daughter turned into a Whore!" Said Mr Cotswalds.

"He said Scientology was Bullshit!" Said David Blaine.

"He said I liked Fish-dicks!" Said Kanye west.

"I think we've heard enough!" Said the Judge. "Have the Jury reached a verdict?"

"We have your Honor." Said the Foreman. "We find the Defendant, Kyle Brovflowski… Queefed!"

"...What?" Asked Kyle.

"Oh Sorry, I meant Guilty." Said the Foreman. "My fellow juror Queffed beside me."

The Woman next to him Queefed again.

"Ew." Said the Judge. "Does the Defendant have anything to say?"

Kyle sighed and got up from his seat. "Yes." He said… Then suddenly ripped open his Jacket to reveal a Bomb strapped on to him, Everyone gasped and Screamed.

"Nobody Move! Or this goes off!" Demanded Kyle, As he backed away towards the Door.

"Stop him!" Shouted General Cock-A-Doom, The guards hurried to comply.

Kyle pulled out a Button stick as he rushed out the Door as Guards chased him, He looked this way and that for an Exit, Suddenly he found an Open window and jumped out of it, Cock-A-Doom and the Guards stopping as he did, Kyle landed onto the next building's rooftop with a roll and Breathed painfully from them Impact.

"Capture Him!" Bellowed Cock-A-Doom. "Fire on his head!"

The Guards pulled out Rifles and Fired at Kyle, Who Scrambled to avoid them he hid behind a Pipeline and Unstraped his Bombs.

"God, Why did Clara make me do this?" He silently Cursed.

Poking out from behind his Spot, Kyle Hurled the Bomb Pack back at the Firing Canadians and Pushed the Button.

"Take Cover!" Cried Cock-A-Doom.

Everyone ran back as the Bombs Exploded Creating a Massive hole, Which left those caught in the Blast Disoriented or Critically injured, Kyle Stared at the Damage and Sighed sadly, Than Found a door and Hurried into it.

Cock-A-Doom pulled himself from the Wreckage and Snarled Angrily at the sight before him, Unaware of the Black haired Girl staring up from the top of the Building.

Leslie chuckled to herself as she pulled out a Communicator Device.

"My Lord." She said. "It is done, The Boy is on the Run."

To be Continued.

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