A/N: Writing angst is hard work, guys, so enjoy some good ol' quotes from my friend: Tumblr.

...okay two are from Tumblr...the others are from Vine, SBSP

Chief Bogo: You know what, you're in time out. Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Officer Wilde: *climbs on top of fridge* This precinct is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

(this is from vine)

Clawhauser: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Wolford: *eats donut with knife and fork*

Clawhauser: Just….STOOOP!

(this is also from vine)

Chief Bogo: *hands over bat to Clawhauser*

Please hit me as hard as you can.

Officer Wilde: *whispers* Psst. Hey Chief, I'm working in the office. *giggles* But at night.

Chief Bogo: Don't hold back…

(RIP Stephen Hillenburg)

*standing outside Wilde Times, about to raid it*

Lt. Judy: The way I see it, we've got three options here. I'm gonna go in order from fucking terrible to goddamn nightmare.

(my all time favorite)

Chief Bogo: *points to broken coffee pot* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Clawhauser: I did. I broke it.

Chief Bogo: No. No you didn't. Wolford?

Officer Wolford: Don't look at me! Look at Wilde!

Officer Wilde: What?! I didn't break it.

Officer Grizzoli: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Officer Wilde: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Officer Wolford: Suspicious…

Officer Wilde: No it's not!

Officer Fangmeyer: If it matters, probably not, but Trunkaby was the last one to use it.

Officer Trunkaby: You're lying! I don't even drink coffee!

Officer Fangmeyer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Officer Trunkaby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, FANG!

Clawhauser: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chief.

Chief Bogo: No! Who broke it?!

Officer Wolford: Chief...Hopps is being awfully quiet…

Officer Hopps: SERIOUSLY?!

*loud arguing ensues*

*talking to IA*

Chief Bogo: It was me. I did it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I expect that in 10 minutes they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. Good, it was starting to get a bit chunky around here.

A/N: Exams are coming up next week, so I will be doing a lot of studying all of next week (the exams start on Friday) so expect me to be mute for a while. Anyways, I know this isn't much, but if you want more of these let me know!

Peace out chicken wings!