Wednesday 2/20/2011

10:09 Hey Danno

10:11 Hey Army guy

10:12 Navy!

10:12 Maybe I should change your nickname to SuperSensitiveSteve

10:13 -_-

10:13 Oi, what did I say about emoticons?

10:14 I don't know Danno, what did you say about emoticons? :)

10:15 Stop it or I'll stop talking to you. I'm a very busy guy you know, plenty of lovely paperwork I could be doing right now.

10:17 Yeah, yeah brah, the only thing you consider lovely is Grace and you know it.

10:18 Are you really making fun of me for liking my daughter?

10:18 My only child? Who I love more than anything else in the world?

10:18 You think you can do that huh babe?

10:19 Because I will absolutely own that fact thank you very much.

10:20 Okay I surrender! Just stop with all the ranting it's hurting my head.

10:22 That's because you have a tiny little brain, you neanderthal.

10:22 Wow Danno, not holding back today are you?

10:23 Is that a question?

10:23 Would you like an actual answer?

10:23 Because I can continue if you really want me to

10:24 No please, anything but that

10:26 Oh so you prefer my silence to my texting

10:26 Well then, that's what you'll get :)

10:27 Wait, was that an emojii?

10:28 You've finally snapped haven't you?

10:31 Danny?

10:31 Dannnnnyy?

10:32 DAaaaAAAnnnnnnnnyyy

10:33 I've got nothing to do at the moment

10:33 I'm not going to stop until you answer

10:34 Danny

10:34 Danny

10:34 Danno

10:34 Shorty?

While he was reading the increasingly obnoxious texts in front of him Danny had finally realised that he had a genuine problem. Every single text he received from Steve brought a smile to his face, even if the idiot was being deliberately irritating. Even the not-so-subtle times he was trying to lift Danny's mood always worked, despite his best efforts to ignore them. There was just something about the Navy Seal that was strangely endearing to him.

They'd only been talking (texting) for a little over two weeks and already Danny felt that he had something other than Grace on this pineapple-infested-hellhole that actually made it worth being here. Actually, that was another thing, Steve didn't know yer that he was in Hawaii and Danny wasn't really sure why he hadn't told him.

Sure, initially it'd been because of Gracie, I mean he'd only texted Steve by accident and you can never know who someone is. Now though, Steve had freely told him he was in Hawaii, and they apparently had similar career paths though the big oaf had been a little vague about his which could be suspicious, if Danny were looking for things to be suspicious of.

There's not that many careers that could be considered police-aligned without someone actually being a policeman right? Though to be honest, in a place as crazy as Hawaii, with whatever the hell illegal crap the five-0 were pulling today, any goddamn thing seemed possible at this point.

Despite the fact that Danny hadn't really gotten anywhere with this train of thought he concluded that perhaps he'd leave off telling Steve for now. Who knows Rachel could suddenly change her mind any second and run off with his daughter yet again, forcing him to uproot his entire life once more. Yeah he shouldn't tell Steve, wouldn't want to go putting down any kind of 'roots' now, he'd probably be leaving Hawaii soon anyway so none of it mattered.

The only thing he needed to do was get his job done and keep his little girl happy. Steve was just someone to talk to for now, nothing particularly important.

(And yet, despite himself, he couldn't ignore the Seal for long)

10:34 Yes, yes fine I'll text you Steven, stop calling me names

10:36 It's not name calling if it's true

10:37 In that case I can call you an idiot as much as I like

10:37 Moron

10:38 Hey!

10:38 Absolute dumbass who's far too eager to throw himself in front of a bullet

10:39 Okay, alright, I get the point

10:40 You're a sensitive guy

10:40 I won't call you mean names any more

10:42 Excuse me?

10:42 Did you just call me sensitive SuperSensitiveSteve

10:43 Mr 'it's the Navy waaaa'

10:44 Well I am in the Navy

10:44 It isn't the same thing

10:46 Exactly!

10:46 I bet you cry every time you watch the Titanic

10:47 What, you don't?

10:47 There was enough room and you know it

10:48 Ha!

10:50 You can't just insult the titanic

10:50 You know what, I bet the reason your wife left you is because you're too sensitive

10:51 What is this?

10:51 Your version of your mom jokes?

10:51 Really? Congratulations, you've once again regressed to a twelve year old

10:53 And for your information, my wife left me because she didn't fully believe people could be bisexual and that I was 'too gay' for her

10:53 Thank you very much

10:57 Shit

10:59 Steve?