AN:Hello guys!

This is another one of my Todomomo aus that spiraled out of control. Blame "call me beep me" and "It's not a big deal" for that (and if you haven't read those fics you need to. Right now. Go.)
But if you're still here, this is a Todmomo wrong number au! (shocking, I know) I hope you'll have fun reading it, and hopefully the characters aren't too ooc. We all know we act differently when we text so...
But without futher ado:
Normal is Momo
Italics is Shouto
Underlined is Jirou

1. Wrong or Right? (Take an Educated Guess)

Saturday night, 4th December

(23:15) Kyouka Jirou, you are in huge trouble.

(23:21) Don't you dare ignore me.

(23:22) Excuse me?

(23:22) Don't play innocent with me.

(23:23) I'm next to the bar. If you think my threats are as empty as your tequila glass, you are sorely mistaken. I'll find you and drag you home.

(23:24) I'm sorry, I think you may have gotten the wrong number.

(23:25) I hope you find your friend, though.

(23:26) Oh God, I am so sorry!

(23:28) My friend just got a new phone and I got it saved as [her name]2 and I texted her former number, I'm sorry!

(23:30) Wait, why do you have her former number?

(23:34) I just got this phone two days ago. I think they recycle phone numbers.

(23:35) That makes sense.

(23:37) Again, sorry to bother. You were probably resting.

(23:39) It's okay, I wasn't sleeping.

(23:41) Did you find your friend?

(23:42) Yes, she's making out with the DJ next to the loudspeakers.

(23:42) At least now you know why she wasn't responding.

(23:43) Because I was texting the wrong number?

(23:43) That too, but I meant afterwards.

(23:43) Yeah… I can't even be mad at her in this instant.

(23:44) Or drag her back to our apartment, where we should be right now.

(23:44) We're gonna get in so much trouble.

(23:46) I'm sorry, I'm just tired and ranting. Feel free to ignore me.

(23:48) I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just feeding my cat.

(23:48) She seems to be very fond of midnight snacks.

(23:49) Why will you get in trouble?

(23:51) You don't have to tell me if I'm violating your privacy.

(23:51) What even is violation of privacy these days?!

(23:52) My roommate dragged me to a party because she's a music addict.

(23:52) Coincidentally, the DJ was this guy who has a crush on her.

(23:52) They might have both been a little tipsy and it worked out in their favour.

(23:53) I, however, am sober, salty, and contemplating what's the best way to sneak back into our room without alerting the system.

(23:53) Alerting the system?

(23:53) We go yo a boarding school.

(23:54) So you basically sneaked out to go to a party?

(23:55) Yes. Or as my lovely friend put it, we were "getting some fresh air and cleansing our ears" after the exams.

(23:56) Why did you go with her if you are so against it?

(23:56) She was going to sneak out even without me. I couldn't risk letting her go alone.

(23:57) Besides, she promised she'd do the laundry for us for a whole month.

(23:57) And give me her dessert for a week.

(23:58) I was preparing to write you were a good friend after the first message, but I erased it all.

(23:59) Haha.

(23:59) Thanks.

(23:59) What for?

Sunday morning, 5th December

(00:00) Keeping me company.

(00:00) Oh God it's midnight. Sorry to keep you awake.

(00:01) It's okay.

(00:01)This is more entertaining than my physics homework anyway.

(00:02) I'd give anything to be doing my physics homework now.

(00:02) If it makes you feel better, I would have left by now if I were in your shoes.

(00:03) Barely raises my self-esteem.

(00:03) Still angry at my friend.

(00:04) I appreciate the attempt, though.

(00:04) Is the party that bad?

(00:05) I'm not really a party animal, I guess?

(00:06) I prefer quiet places where I can read a good book.

(00:07) That makes me sound like a nerd, doesn't it?

(00:07) No, it doesn't.

(00:08) I'm the same.

(00:09) Oh.

(00:10) That's… reassuring.

(00:13) Nerd or whatnot is a term I don't really like. It's a label too easily thrown around, and it makes people self-conscious.

(00:14) What's wrong with liking books more than people?

(00:16) I just read that twice.

(00:17) I've never related to something more.

(00:19) It's a forced stereotype, and it pushes expectations to rise up to that label on the person associated with it.

(00:20) You seem less angry now?

(00:22) Yeah.

(00:23) I'm still gonna lecture my friend though.

(00:24) And I'll be taking her dessert for two weeks.

(00:26) You deserve that.

(00:27) Why thank you! Someone who understands the struggle.

(00:28) I do.

(00:30) I have to watch my friend blush in front of his crush daily.

(00:31) That's cringy.

(00:32) You saw your friend making out with the DJ.

(00:34) You're no better off.

(00:35) Touche.

(00:39) Speaking of my friend, she finally decided to come back.

(00:41) Which is unexpectedly fast. I was sure I'd be stuck here for at least two more hours.

(00:43) Lucky you, I guess?

(00:45) Are you on your way back?

(00:53) Yeah, we just grabbed a cab.

(00:55) She's a bit euphoric.

(00:57) Oh nevermind, she has just passed out on my shoulder.

(00:58) Now comes the real challenge.

(00:59) Sneaking back in?

(01:01) Yeah.

(01:04) Can you do me a favor?

(01:06) I don't do drugs, tattoos or any other nasty variations.

(01:07) Anything else we can at least discuss, although I'll likely refuse if it involves anything dangerous.

(01:07) Dangerous like sneaking out of your dorms for a party, risking to alarm the security system and probably to get punished?

(01:08) But you don't have to worry, I don't do those either.

(01:09) I just wanted you to text me if you got back safely.

(01:11) The if in your statement really hurts my pride.

(01:12) I may be against sneaking out of the dorms, but if I do it, I'm doing it right.

(01:13) And in my defense, I think I am weak against Kyouka's puppy dog eyes.

(01:14) Also yes, I can text you.

(01:15) Thanks.

(01:17) Maybe it's weird, but I got invested in your little escape.

(01:34) We're in without a hitch.

(01:45) Okay maybe one hitch. Kyouka has just puked all over the floor.

(01:47) It's in her side of the room, she can deal with it. I'm too sleepy.

(01:49) And you're probably asleep, I hope I didn't wake you.

(02:01) I'm glad you got home safely (?) I don't know if puke all over the floor counts as safe.

(02:03) You didn't wake me, but I am going to bed now.

(02:25) Any amount of puke is safer than our homeroom teacher catching us. We'd be under house arrest in no time.

(02:27) And a totally random update, but I cleaned it in the end. She better have something really good in return.

(02:29) Also, thank you. Again.

(02:30) Good night, wrong number.

Sunday morning

(08:00) Wake up.

(08:00) Wake up.

(08:01) Wake up.

(08:01) Wake up.

(08:02) WAKE UP.

(08:02) WAKE UP.

(08:03) Wake up!

(08:03) WAKE UP!

(08:03) Wake up!

(08:04) WAKE UP!

(08:04) oh for God's sake I was up at the fourth "wake up"

(08:05) it's a freaking SUNDAY MORNING!

(08:05) why are you waking me up at crazy o'clock?!

(08:06) Because the cafeteria won't give me your cracker pack unless you're here to confirm I can take it.

(08:07) let me get this straight

(08:08) you are in the cafeteria

(08:08) right now

(08:08) on a Sunday MORNING

(08:09) at fucking 8 am

(08:09) and you want me to be there as well

(08:11) Yes. Could you make it here in 5 to 10 minutes?

(08:12) you are unbelievable

(08:12) how come? It only takes about 4 minutes from our room to get here.

(08:14) i am barely awake. i can't even stand the light of this blinking monstrosity known as phone

(08:15) Whose fault is that, I wonder?

(08:16) Either way, the clock is ticking, and my stomach is rumbling.

(08:18) eat your own damn breakfast. i'm not leaving my bed until noon

(08:20) That's a pity.

(08:21) Because I was sure I had some laundry to do at around 11.

(08:21) Wait no, that was you.

(08:22) And I also had a carpet to scrub after I puked last night and my great, amazing, perfect roommate got the smell out of it.

(08:23) Wait no, also you.

(08:24) And did I mention you were hungry?

(08:25) Wait no, that is me.

(08:26) i hate you

(08:28) If you really did, you would have put your phone on silent.

(08:34) shut up. be there in 5

(08:35) Good, because I almost finished my breakfast.

Sunday morning

(10:07) On second thought, your roommate is lucky to have you.

(10:09) What did you get in return?

(10:13) Her breakfast crackers for the next month (she loves those, they're really, really, good).

(10:14) Also, laundry and clean-up duty for the next month.

(10:14) And dessert obviously. Only for the next two weeks tho.

(10:16) Are you really kind or really evil? I honestly can't tell.

(10:17) A healthy mixture of both.

(10:19) What would *you* have asked for?

(10:23) I don't know.

(10:25) I probably wouldn't have gone in the first place.

(10:26) Let me think.

(10:54) One month's supply of soba.

(10:56) You thought about it for half an hour?

(10:57) I was helping my sister.

(10:57) But I was thinking about it while I was at it, so yes?

(10:58) Why?

(11:03) Nevermind.

(11:07) Why soba?

(11:09) Because it's good.

(11:09) And easy to prepare and eat.

(11:10) Makes sense.

Sunday morning

(10:31) Kyouka

(10:34) if this is about the laundry i haven't arrived there yet and yes, i know i have to separate them according to color

(10:38) also no, i won't mix your dresses with the rest of the clothes because, as you've kindly reminded me numerous times before I left, they are made from a different, thinner material

(10:43) That wasn't why I was texting you.

(10:45) But since you brought it up, don't forget to also use a different detergent on the dresses.

(10:48) duly noted

(10:49) to what do i owe this pleasure?

(10:51) if it isn't about the precious dresses (which is a real surprise, I was sure the 20 minute tutorial you gave me before i left wasn't nearly enough)

(10:53) Have you ever talked to a stranger?

(10:54) you were a stranger before you became my best friend

(10:55) a decision i'm starting to question as i sit here, slaving over your clothes, separating them according to color and material

(10:56) how much do your clothes weigh anyway?

(10:58) that question was random tho. what's this about?

(10:59) I mean like, have you ever talked to a complete stranger? Out of nowhere?

(11:01) uhm, like in real life?

(11:03) there was that one time i talked to a dude at a concert and he straight up yelled at me for no reason

(11:05)... why?

(11:07) Don't worry about it.

(11:08) Just a random thought.

(11:10) okay…

(11:13) btw, where do the socks go?

(11:14) In a separate machine.

(11:15) If you lose any of them, you're getting one more week of clean-up duty.

(11:16) Be especially careful with the Rudolph ones.

(11:19) too late, they're already in

(11:23) Kyouka…

(11:27) geez, they're just socks.

(11:29) they won't start world war III

(12:18) update: your socks have just started world war III

(12:23) What the hell did you do?!

(12:26) i just put them in the washing machine like you said! but now that i got them out, they're sticking to each other

(12:28) did you have that many pink socks?

(12:29) Did you put my Rudolph socks in there, too?

(12:34)... was i not supposed to?

(12:35) Buy me some Paracetamol on the way back. I feel a huge headache incoming.

Sunday noon

(12:54) Please get the 360mg type, not the 480mg concentration.

(12:56) Oh God I just checked the sender, I'm so sorry! (Again)

(12:59) It's okay, don't worry.

(13:01) Did you ask your friend to buy you medicine?

(13:04) She made all my socks pink. I needed some Paracetamol to deal with it.

(13:06) How do you even do that?

(13:07) By mixing my Rudolph socks in there.

(13:08) You have Rudolph socks?

(13:09) Yes I do. Nerd, I know.

(13:11) I thought we had established that was a misconception.

(13:12) Besides, I think Rudolph socks are pretty cool.

(13:12) I sure know I wouldn't complain if I had some.

(13:13) You would if your best friend mixed them with your normal, white socks.

(13:14) What am I supposed to wear in gym now?

(13:15) Pink socks?

(13:16) And have my teacher yell at me for not respecting the "dress code"?

(13:18) Although he wears a weird scarf thingy AND has a sleeping bag with him at all times?

(13:20) I'd say your teacher sounds extreme.

(13:21) Unless ours is much more over the top.

(13:22) More over the top than carrying a sleeping bag with a cat model around?

(13:24) He yells "Don't worry, for I have come!" every time he enters the classroom.

(13:25) And he's supper muscular. Imagine Popey.

(13:26) When he eats spinach?

(13:27) Yes.

(13:28) Then multiply it by three.

(13:30) Wow.

(13:33) Yes, I know.

(13:34) He also calls us by adding a "young" before the name.

(13:35) I don't even think he's that old himself.

(13:37) Sounds like the total opposite of my PE teacher.

(13:38) Mine is 95% done.

(13:40) And the remaining 5%?

(13:42) Threatening to expel us.

(13:43) I understand why you're worried about the socks now.

(13:47) Thank you. I'll borrow Kyouka's for a while.

(13:48) She kinda owes you.

(13:50) I'll show her this as evidence if she complains.

(13:51) An impartial person is on my side.

(13:53) Well I'm not really impartial. I only know your story.

(13:55) On whose side are you?

(13:57) The side of justice…?

(13:59) I'll translate that to "On your side, of course".

(14:03) Whatever eases your headache.

(14:07) And she's back! Time to confront her about her crime!

(14:07) Thank you for keeping me company again, Wrong Number.

(14:13) The pleasure was mine.

Sunday noon

(14:02) Yaomomo?

(14:03) YAOMOMO!

(14:04) i've been knocking on the door for 5 minutes and Mina has just opened the door to look at me weirdly.

(14:05) open up!

(14:05) Sorry, I was wearing my headphones.

(14:05) Coming.

Sunday Afternoon

(17:45) Has the socket incident reached a favorable conclusion?

(17:46) And how's your headache?

(18:13) Why thank you for asking.

(18:13) I'm feeling okay now.

(18:14) And I have won three pairs of white socks until Kyouka will take me shopping (aka next weekend) to replace the ones I lost.

(18:16) Is she paying?

(18:17) I like how you're thinking.

(18:25) She is paying now.

(18:27) I feel guilty.

(18:29) You shouldn't. I'll buy her lunch. Her favourite.

(18:31) That sounds better.

(18:32) Speaking of food, I should feed my cat.

(18:35) You did mention having a cat before. What kind of cat is she?

(18:36) She's a stray me and my sister adopted. So, I don't know?

(18:37) She's white with some orange-reddish spots.

(18:42) We found her on the street after she had just been born- apparently someone abandoned her mother and the babies.

(18:43) How cruel!

(18:44) What did you do with the others?

(18:45) My older brother adopted the mother.

(18:46) And we put up posters for the babies. They were gone before we knew it.

(18:47) We kept the smallest one, though. She seemed weak and sickly.

(18:49) She's grown a lot.

(18:52) How old is she?

(18:53) About 3 years now.

(18:54) Aww!

(18:56) Mother was against us having pets. She said nobody would take care of them once I got into highschool anyway.

(18:57) Did you want one?

(18:58) When I was younger. I got used to the thought as I grew older.

(18:59) Well, I can always tell you stories about Eri, if you want?

(19:01) Eri being the cat.

(19:13) I weirded you out, didn't I?

(19:22) You can just ignore that.

(19:45) I'd love to! Hearing cute stories about animals always makes my day!

(19:46) Of course you didn't weird me out, don't worry!

(19:47) Ah, that's good.

(19:49) Sorry, I just had to help a friend with her homework.

(19:52) Your roommate?

(19:53) No, thankfully.

(19:55) One of the conditions on which we went out on Saturday was for her to do all of her homework until we left for the party.

(19:56) Once again, I have to wonder whether you're actually a great friend or a terrible sadist.

(19:58) I've decided to take this as a compliment.

(20:01) So, Eri.

(20:02) Yes, what about her?

(20:03) How did you name her?

(20:05) My sister did. She's an elementary school teacher and she had this one student who she was really fond of because the girl always seemed like she was in need of love and protection. Somehow, the kitten reminded her of this particular girl.

(20:06) And let me guess, her name was Eri?

(20:08) How could you tell?

(20:09) An educated guess.

(20:11) So let's see, great/terrible friend, self-proclaimed nerd, mind reader…

(20:13) A list of what makes me charming?

(20:14) A scarce list of what I've gathered about you.

(20:16) I have a feeling I've made a much worse impression than I would have made in real life.

(20:17) I'm not even joking.

(20:19) I'd like to say the same, except I really don't know what impression you have of me.

(20:23) I was just scrolling down our convo and you've somehow managed to actually make a great impression?

(20:25) Why do you seem so surprised?

(20:28) I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to come off like that. It's just- well for the most part, I need a lot of time before I can get comfortable enough around someone to joke around.

(20:30) For instance the Rudolph socks? It took me one year and a half to tell my roommate about that. And she's my best friend.

(20:32) I'm sorry if that freaked you out, I just find it easy to talk to you. Maybe it's because I've never seen you in real life.

(20:34) Why would I freak out? I think the Rudolph socks are cute.

(20:36) That wasn't really what I meant.

(20:36) But yeah, I'm the same. Maybe it's because this is unusual, so I'm not my usual self, either.

(20:38) What's your usual self, then?

(20:39) Wait no, sorry, that was too personal.

(20:40) We barely know each other.

(20:41) Well I usually go to sleep around ten.

(20:43) I am SO sorry about that!

(20:45) It's okay. Yesterday was the exception anyway. I would have been up late even without your text.

(20:47) This may sound weird, but I'm glad you kept me company yesterday. If you hadn't, I might have dragged my friend home before she got herself a boyfriend.

(20:49) Oh, she and the DJ are dating? Well then, congratulations.

(20:50) And I'm glad too.

(20:52) That I was awake and answered your message.

(20:54) Heh.

(20:55) I guess this really happened.

(20:56) What?

(20:57) The wrong number thing. It's like out of a sappy movie or something.

(20:58) Oh well, I don't mind it.

(21:00) Do you mind?

(21:01) If we… continue? This.

(21:03) No. I totally would like to.

(21:05) Great.

(21:07) So can I save you as Wrong Number Girl?

(21:08) Yes.

(21:09) Wait, how did you know I was a girl?

(21:11) You mentioned living in a dorm at a boarding school with a girl, so…

(21:12) I put two and two together.

(21:13) Oh.

(21:14) Did I also somehow slip my name in there?

(21:16) No.

(21:17) And just for the record, you don't have to. I mean, we don't know that much about each other, so if you're uncomfortable…

(21:19) Thanks.

(21:20) So, what do I save you as?

(21:22) Wrong Number Guy?

(21:23) Done.

(21:24) That was…

(21:25) Unusual?

(21:26) Yes.

(21:28) Well then, goodnight, Wrong Number Guy.

(21:29) I'm going to try to make up for the lost sleep and let you be your usual self.

(21:31) Good night, Wrong Number Girl.

Sunday evening

(20:14) why did you just laugh?

(20:16) Can't I laugh?

(20:17) not without sharing with your best friend

(20:19) Don't pull the 'best friend' card on me now!

(20:19) Also why are you messaging me, you are like literally sprawled on the bed under mine!

(20:22) you wound me, implying i am using our friendship to take advantage of you!

(20:23) i might have drunk some really cold juice last night to wash down the tequila and my throat hurts

(20:24) seriously tho, why were you laughing?

(20:26) I was just texting someone.

(20:27) ashido?

(20:29) No.

(20:31) hagakure?

(20:32) You can stop trying to guess. It's not someone you know.

(20:33) geez, didn't know that who your best friend's texting is a state secret.

(20:36) WAIT A MINUTE!

(20:37) IS THIS ABOUT WHAT YOU ASKED ME AT NOON?

(20:39) When you messed up my socks?

(20:41) DON'T EVADE THE QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION!

(20:42) ALSO, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY!

(20:43) SO, IS IT?

(20:45) Geez, tone down the caps.

(20:45) IS IT?!

(20:47) Yes.

(20:48) DID YOU HIT IT OFF AT THE PARTY?

(20:51) Please tone down the caps, my eyes hurt.

(20:51) And no, I have not.

(20:52) ohhh:((((((((

(20:53) That's a very sad face.

(20:53) Speaking of hitting it off, how's the DJ?

(20:54) his name is Kaminari and he's fine

(20:55) and don't change the subject!

(20:56) What subject?

(20:57) WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

(20:58) Long story…?

(20:59) it's not even 9 girl, we have time

(21:05) I'll come down and tell you all about it.

(21:07) is this worth raiding my pringles stash?

(21:09) I think it is.

(21:11) this better be good!

AN:(It was good)

Hello again!
I hope you've enjoyed this, and feel free to tell me your suggestions/thoughts in the reviews (you know how it works). Also, unlike many of my other works, I have decided how many chapters this will have from the get-go- nothing certain, of course, but if things go the way I have planned them... there should be 22. We'll see how that goes~
Anyway, thank you for reading and I hope you'll enjoy!