Author's Note: This...is going to be a fun, yet crazy story featuring Ed, Edd & Eddy with a few of my OC's. It'll also be ongoing and I'll only continue if I get reviews. Also, in this story, which I'll explain more in future chapters, the Ed's have been working at Freddy's for a year. Lastly, this story will kind of take place in a weird universe so all the FNAF events happen kind of at the same time. So...I don't own Five Nights at Freddy's, it belongs to Scott Cawthon, and I don't own Ed, Edd & Eddy, it belongs to Cartoon Network. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Day 1 and Night 1

Double D admired his work with a huge smile. It was a big animatronic ballerina. The eyes were closed, but he'd fix that later. As he sighed fully content, he noticed it was 5:30 pm. Had I really been working since noon? he thought to himself. He then gasped realizing he was supposed to be in the lobby helping his friends. He immediately ran out of the room and into the dining hall. "Sorry I'm late gentlemen," he said panting heavily. Eddy however glared.

"Took ya long enough! Right Ed?" Eddy asked the dimwitted one.

Ed thought long and hard before saying, "The mind is a dangerous organ to shovel." Eddy facepalmed while Double D chuckled. Eddy stuck his tongue out in response. "Oh, oh! I know, I know!" Ed laughed shouting drawing the attention of the customers. "You're late Double D!"

"That's it Ed!" Eddy said laughing.

"Ha, ha," Double D laughed sarcastically, "It's all fun and games until ones self is late."

"Indeed," said a voice. The Ed's turned and saw Robert smiling at them. They then stood at attention and tried to make excuses when Robert held up his hand. "I know, I know, punctuality is hard to uphold, but I forgive you three nonetheless." The Ed's sighed in relief. "However," Robert continued sternly causing the Ed's to tense up again, "John most likely won't." With that he left.

Eddy sighed annoyed, "When's shovel chin getting here? His shift starts tonight ya know." Double D sighed...he knew what the robots were like. But the other two didn't. He tried effort after effort to fix them, but to no avail. "I have no idea Eddy," he replied. "But I do know that he should remain cautious..."

"Aw don't be ridiculous! They're just robots," Eddy explained impatiently as if he had the slightest idea he knew what he was talking about. Be careful Kevin, Double D thought to himself.

When Kevin got there that night he sighed, bored out of his mind. "Where's that phone call I was told about?" he asked himself. And right on que, the phone rang."Hello? Oh hi new guy!" the oddly high pitched voice shouted. Kevin growled. "Oh great! Now I've gotta listen to melon-dweeb here too."

"Now, you're probably wondering why you're the night guard, right? Well, we need someone to watch over the animatronics of course! You know, to make sure they're not stolen or anything like that..." he trailed off and Kevin noticed right away. He could tell when Johnny was lying. But why would he lie? That was what the boss told him after all..."However," Johnny continued. "If any of the animatronics...happen to notice you. Well, they won't see you as a person. But as an endoskeleton, and will forcefully stuff you in a Freddy Fazbear suit. Ya know, filled with crossbeams, wires, all that. If you struggle, they'll put you in a spring lock suit. Soooo, I'd be careful. What's that plank? Oh right! You also only have limited power, so be careful of that. Ok good night!" And he hung up.

Kevin felt a bead of sweat drip down his forehead and onto the floor. "This'll be a long night," he said to himself preparing for the first night of not only his job, but of his survival.

Jimmy held the door closed as the bunny monster tried to break in. "Save me Mr. Yum, Yum!" Jimmy shouted in fear.

"Come on kid, I want to give you a present!" the bunny said trying to lure Jimmy away from the door. Jimmy however saw through the lie and screamed.

"Why must you torment me!?" he shouted and started to cry. Suddenly, the alarm clock went off, and the bunny stopped pulling on the door...Jimmy took a breath, and opened the door seeing nothing there...

Kevin left the building with a panicked expression. "Why...why would John lie!?" he shouted to himself. He grabbed his bike and rode off. As he entered the neighborhood he saw Rolf's house. "Maybe Rolf will believe me..." he said walking up to the house and ringing the bell.