Skye Widow

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if when Skye was younger she was taken by Red Room? She was taken by Red Room to become the next Black Widow until Black Widow herself destroyed the base several years later but Skye had been hiding. She had been hiding in the vents and taken back to the orphanage after she was found. How will everyone react once her programming kicks in? AU OOC Femslash Bashing)

"They are very strange." Skye said tilting her head as she watched her team leave her behind as her anti-tech bracelet stuck to the wall. One of the specialists that had been walking by her paused as she looked at the rather young looking hacker.

"What did you do?" The woman asked staring at Skye who glanced at her and gave a small frown.

"We were chasing a target that had already been tipped off. I had to keep him in place so that they could catch up to him and arrest him so I slept with the target." Skye said unbothered and making the woman look shocked and a tinge horrified.

"Why the hell would you do that? Kid you can't be older than twenty!" The woman said staring at Skye in shock and earning a shrug and frown from the hacker.

"I was a hacktivist for the Rising Tide so that I could get answers, he was my in and source of information within the group. He trusted me, so I used that against him once his usefulness was gone and he betrayed what he always preached. Far as I know I'm actually twenty two, hard to know for sure when I don't know when I was born…oh well." Skye said shrugging off her lack of knowledge of her actual birthday as if it were nothing while the woman stared at her.

"You slept with a target to keep him in place and your team tagged you?" The woman seemed to focus on that part of the story to try and save herself from mental overload and making Skye shrug again.

"I told them I did it because I loved him. Idiots. Don't they know that love is for children?" Skye asked shaking her head slightly at that and earning a choked noise from a man that had been walking by.

"Oh god not another one." The guy groaned making Skye tilt her head at him confused. The woman swallowed thickly as she backed up a step from Skye, causing the girl to look at her curiously and a bit amused.

"Kid…just to sate my curiosity and because I have a very bad feeling about this…how many ways do you know of to get out of that bracelet and kill me with your bare hands?" The woman asked staring at Skye and causing the hacker to blink.

"Ten ways to get out of the bracelet and fifteen ways to kill you without a weapon. If I use the bracelet as a weapon that count goes up to eighteen. Even more options are available if I steal one of the weapons you're wearing." Skye said without hesitation and making the woman pale drastically at this as she stared at Skye in open shock and horror.

"Oh god it's another Romanoff." The woman said trembling slightly as she stared at Skye. The girl was acting just like the Black Widow…for fucks sake just give the girl a paler appearance and red hair and she could pass off as the womans daughter!

"You stay here with her! I need to go tell Agent Hand about this!" The woman ordered two men nearby who had paused at hearing how many ways the girl could kill the female agent.

"Yes ma'am." The two gulped but nodded as the woman took off at a run to go find the apparent Agent Hand.

"Curious. I've heard that name before I think." Skye said humming to herself as she stared after the female agent before she looked at the two males that were staring at her.

"Do you boys have a deck of cards or something? I'm great at poker." Skye said making the two look at her for a moment before looking at each other. Slowly one of them pulled a deck of cards out of his inner suit pocket, earning a smirk from Skye.

"Well boys looks like you'll be entertaining after all? Who deals first and how much are we betting?" Skye asked smirking at the two who pulled over some chairs beside her bench and one began to shuffle the cards.

Twenty minutes later Victoria Hand, the female agent that went to find her, and most of Shield team 616 came walking over only to hear a lot of swearing from at least three different agents.

"How the hell are you beating us at every hand?" One agent out of the four playing against Skye now asked in disbelief as the girl collected the three hundred dollars on the table with a small smirk.

"Lying is in the job description boys, as is deceit." Skye said casually as she began to shuffle the cards now.

"We're spies for a living! You're not even an Academy Student! How is your poker face better than ours?" One agent demanded in anger as he stared at Skye who dealt the cards with an expert flair.

"Foster kid, and my longest stay involved training me to be the perfect assassin. You need to up your training if you want to play with me boys." Skye said never losing her smirk as she looked at the cards she had dealt herself.

"What is going on here?" Victoria Hand demanded making the agents jump out of their skin, spilling their cards all over the floor and small table they had acquired from one of the staff lounges nearby.

"I'm cleaning your agents out of their paychecks. They have horrible poker faces and tells by the way." Skye said unbothered by the womans appearance, she had noticed as soon as the group had entered the area after all.

"And that song you keep humming is creepy as hell and freaking us out." One agent said glaring at Skye who merely shrugged her shoulders.

"It's the only song I remember from my time both in and before that facility. Not saying much since I was there from when I was two to when I was thirteen according to the records." Skye said not batting an eye as she began humming a song that had chills going down everyone's spines. Skye pretended not to notice Coulson and May's eyes widening at the tune.

"Will you stop with that creepy tune!" One of the agents demanded as he swiveled to look at Skye.

"Make me." Skye said with a smirk on her lips.

"Tili Tili Bom." Skye began to sing in a creepy childish voice as she spoke flawless Russian.

"Stop it!" The agent yelled as he lunged at Skye. The hacker moved faster than anyone thought she could.

One second the agent was lunging for her the next Skye had kicked the table up to hit and pin the other agent advancing on her before her legs wrapped around the first ones neck in a thigh choke. A quick twist had the man in her thighs unconscious but alive as Skye dropped him and ducked under the agent that had attacked her when she had fought back.

A kick to the solar plexus and then a slamming of the third mans head into the wall until he was knocked out was Skye's response.

"Anyone else?" Skye asked casually as she looked up at the shocked and gaping SHIELD agents around her.

"How the hell can you move like the Black Widow?" Ward demanded looking at the supposed civilian in shock and a bit of horror and lots of lust.

Skye just blinked a bit before tilting her head with a small smile on her face.

"That's above your classification Robot. I'm just amazed you recognized my predecessors fighting style."