Marcus: Let us introduce ourselves to everybody's man.

Martin: His name is Marcus the Kid...

Jeremy: With Jeremy and Martin's band.

Marcus: I bet you all are wondering, who's talking on the phone? And why am I on everybody's studio all alone?

Frank Frogtable, and Lilian Frogtable: Yes, why?

Nicholas Frogtable, and Kumi Frogtable: Yes, why?

Frogtable Family: Oh, please, please tell us why...

Marcus: The bottom of our family tree starts with Marcus; that is me,

I've been finding Bobby Jim with the spaghetti noodles on him, and all of the meatballs on Slim, putting all the sausage on Tim, and the steamed hams were the only thing, that Seymour Skinner did, but his house is burnt...

Frogtable Family: So that is why...

Marcus: I am now your kid!

Frogtable Family: He is now our kid!

Marcus: Yes, I am now your kid! Repeat what Marcus said!

Frogtable Family: Repeat what Marcus said!

Marcus: Aaaaaaaaaand...let the frogs be hid!

{Frogs start to croak as they start hiding with Croak Chorus}

Jeremy, Marcus, and Martin:

Old King Marcus' noodleman...

{Frogs croak as they play "E-I-E-I-O"}

Was for all the doodlin'!

{Frogs croak again as they play "E-I-E-I-O"}

Marcus:

So good Frogtables, I pledge to you,

I'll become the best kid for you,

For LeapFrog, Muppets, and the kid...

Let the frogs be hid!

Frogtable Family: Let the frogs be hid!

Marcus: Let the frogs be hid!

Chorus: Let the frogs be hid!