Story time with Bendy
It's like 4 am and I can't sleep but I have to leave on a vacation tomorrow so I was like "what the heck, I'll write a fanfiction for two hours" so here you go! If it's not up to your approval, that's because it was written by a sleep-deprived authoress who has no idea what she's doing…
I own nothing but useless sleep medicine right now.
Henry: Uh… hi everyone, Henry from Bendy and the ink Machine here… I'm with Alice Angel, Boris, and Bendy here and we're going to entertain you with a dumb story while we wait for chapter 5 to come out…
Bendy: Hey, Henry, I'm the star here! I'm doin' the talkin'! Anywho, I'm gonna start a story and we're all gonna pass it around to each other, kapeesh? The goal is to make it as weird and stupid as possible! Ready, go!
Still Bendy: Once upon a time there was a…
Alice: Angel?
Boris: Chicken?
Bendy: Angel Chicken!
Henry: Huh?
Bendy: That's right, once there was an angel chicken. He had a big halo and one of those string instrument thingies. The reason why he was an angel was because he was DEAD!
Everyone else: Dead?
Bendy: He had been murdered by vicious humans who wanted to eat his insides, so they sliced his head off and slit his stomach open and all of his guts poured out-
Alice: -So that the family would have food for the winter. But now the chicken was happy in heaven, with all the other angels and angel chickens. He could frolic in the fields, not having to worry about hunters for all eternity.
Boris: But then one day there was an angel…uh... fox that passed by the heavenly field and saw the angel chicken. So he went up in the chicken and said, "Would you like to get inside my mouth?"
Henry: But the chicken was wise enough to know that he couldn't trust foxes, so he said-
Bendy: "YOU FOOL! YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME INTO COMING INSIDE YOUR MOUTH?! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!"
Everyone else: …
Alice: (clears throat) Anyway… the fox went away and the chicken lived happily ever after.
Boris: Until a cartoon wolf came and ate him!
Henry: I didn't really get to do anything, did I?"
Story 2:
Henry: Okay, I'll start this time. Once upon a time there was…um... a…
Bendy: A butt?
Henry: Uh… what?
Bendy: You know, a b-
Alice: We're a family-friendly company, Bendy. Zip it.
Henry: Once upon a time there was a… Princess!
Bendy: Really?
Henry: Yes! Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Alice.
Alice: Aww…
Bendy: And she had been kidnapped!
Boris: Gasp!
Henry: Uh, yeah. She had been kidnapped by the Butcher Gang! They locked her up in a high tower and threw away the key!
Alice: Are you guys targeting me?
Bendy: But fear not! For the beloved Devil Darling had come to save the day!
Henry: (Sarcastically) What, did he send an army of snakes or something?
Bendy: Quiet you! I broke into the castle and bravely fought the Butcher Gang with my mighty sword. After I vanquished them, I saved the princess from the tower.
Alice: Well, actually she broke out long before Bendy arrived and was currently chilling at StarBucks.
Bendy: What? How?!
Alice: I've got friends in high places.
Story 3:
Boris: Once upon a time there was a hungry wolf. He was so hungry he ate the entire world, the end.
Henry: Boris! You're supposed to pass the story onto us!
Story 4:
Alice: My turn! Once upon a time There was very stupid frog.
Henry: Frog?
Alice: Yes, and his name was Joey Drew!
Henry: Oh boy…
Alice: Joey the stupid frog would hop around the pond all day puking ink on people. Why ink? Well, he sold his soul to the devil to gang ink powers.
Henry: Seems like the type that would do that. Anyway, the other frogs had enough of the inky nonsense, so they banded together and-
Bendy: DEVOURED HIM ALIVE!
Henry: Bendy! What is with you?!
Bendy: I'm a devil, I'm supposed to be dirty minded.
Henry: Ugh… anyway. So Joey Drew was eaten alive and the pond was free from his inky reign of terror. That is until one night when an army of constipated teacups rolled into town.
Alice: Uh… Okay… So the teacups were all suffering, and they asked the frogs if they could…
Bendy: Crap in their pond!
Alice: Bendy! Eww!
Boris: The frogs said no, and thus the crapwars began!
Henry: In the end, the teacups were victorious, so they went and… uh… relieved themselves in the pond.
Bendy: But the crap turned out to be magical, and it revived the Ink Frog!
Alice: But he was no longer a frog, he was a crappy boss who ran an animation studio.
Henry: So what you guys are saying is… Joey is an undead ink frog that was brought back to life through magical teacup crap.
Bendy: Yup!
Henry: …. I guess that makes sense.
Authoress' note: Okay, that happened. So, did you love it? Did ya hate it? I'm just so bored right now and should be a sleep, so I thought I'd at least do something creative with my time. Anyway, see ya guys in a week! Now I'm gonna… zzzzz….