Biff: You know, if my buildings keep falling apart,

I'll lose all of my construction art.

Sully: All you need is your working tools,

Biff: I should've gone to Working School.

For a building, it is not looking very stiff.

But that's why they call me Biff, they call me Biff, they call me Biff!

{Guy Smiley throws Biff and Sully out of the construction site.}

Guy: And don't come back!

{They come back anyway.}

Biff: While we were looking for something to build,

Sully: We just did nothing but chill.

Biff: You're really, really bad.

You did more than just get mad.

Sully: You kicked us out!

Biff: And now we shout!

{Garfield appears.}

Garfield: To save the coast,

You were the host!

Sully: How you turned into your dark side,

Now I'm afraid that...

Biff and Sully: You're justified.

Biff: We'll sue you,

Sully: We'll arrest you,

Biff: We'll do things that might annoy you,

Sully: And we'll do all kinds of fun,

Just for the sake of the pun.

Biff: Your games that we're not playing,

Sully: And they're all so boring,

Sully: We'll get you, Biff! We'll get you, Biff! We'll get you, Biff.

{Garfield eats some lasagna but Guy Smiley takes it away.}

Guy Smiley: Put that lasagna away!

{Guy kicks Biff, Sully, and Garfield out again.}

Guy: Now go!

Biff: If your host kicks you out,

There's no need for you to shout,

And should he change all the locks,

Just come back with a cuckoo clock.

{BOOM!}

Biff: (spoken) Uhhh, you're Guy, aren't you.

Guy: Uh, no, I'm not Guy!

Sully: Could you do that game show, - that game show that you do?

Guy: Welcome to our game!

Sully: No, that's not it!

Guy: Umm...hello there, and welcome to America's Favorite Game!

Biff: Nah, that ain't it either. Y'know, - the game show!

Garfield: Can we just finish this cartoon already?

Biff: All right...

Biff, Sully, and Garfield: Vote for Biff, vote for Biff, vote for Biff!

Biff: So as you can surely tell,

It's a job that I do well,

So should you build a construction house,

When you see a little mouse,

Sully: Be like Biff,

Make the drift.

Biff and Sully: And be like Biff, be like Biff, be like Biff!

Biff: Grab your hammer, give a pound,

Maybe it will make a sound,

You're a builder, pass the exam,

Guy: Want some jam?

Biff: No, no, please don't add some jam,

Build some tools, get a wrench,

Find some tools to wax the fence.

Sully: Watch Garfield slip off of it,

Ah, see, now he's getting bit.

Biff: Yes, he's bitten by the dogs,

Because he's a fat warthog.

Biff and Sully: By the awesome Biff, the awesome Biff, the awesome Biff!