Luna (10:55 AM): Everyone You guys all know that pregnant anime girl meme, right?
Dragon (10:56 AM): the one where a screenshot is edited to look like the chick's holding up a positive test?
T (10:57 AM): Guess who got hit with that early this morning.
Rose (10:58 AM): OMG CONGRATS
Dragon (10:58 AM): AYY nice! Congratulations!
Fast Sloth (10:58 AM): Baby blue-eyes on the way!
Abs (10:58 AM): -name it after me-
Abs (10:59 AM): For real, awesome news. Are you guys excited?
T (11:00 AM): Thanks all. Honest? Yes, but also nervous as all holy fuck
Luna (11:01 AM): What Miltia said. It's this bizarre mix of "I couldn't be happier!" and "Oh my gooood!"
A (11:02 AM): Sis had a feeling she was preggo and started checking out pregnancy books before she even took the test
T (11:02 AM): no morning sickness or anything, just my hormones feeling off.
Chocoholic (11:03 AM): I'm so excited for you!
Ninja (11:03 AM): If you need support, you all know where to find us. Does that mean that Blake knew about the pregnancy before Jaune?
Book Lover (11:04 AM): I figured it out, but I didn't want to ruin anybody's surprise.
Snowflake (11:05 AM): which makes you a better secret keeper than others. Thank you for that
Dragon (11:05 AM): -_-
Chocoholic (11:06 AM): So, if I may ask what does this mean for the relationship between the four of you?
Snowflake (11:07 AM): We spent all morning discussing that at length. The way we see it, we're all going to be related to the baby; however, for insurance and other legal reasons it would be best if the child officially had two parents.
Luna (11:08 AM): Which leads right into announcement number two: Miltia and I are getting married!
Chocoholic (11:09 AM): Congratulations again, then!
Rose (11:09 AM): My squealing just hurt little Yin's ears.
Fast Sloth (11:09 AM): I think I just woke the dead by yelling "I KNEW IT!". Throat kinda hurts now.
Dragon (11:10 AM): You take good care of your future wife and child, you hear me? No Ravens allowed.
Luna (11:11 AM): absolutely. I love these girls (and baby!) from the bottom of my heart. This may have been unplanned, but I'll be damned if I don't take responsibility.
A (11:12 AM): plus uncle Danny is big on being good family. Anybody caught trying to take an easy out…
Luna (11:13 AM): I didn't need the threat of death hanging over me, but yes that's another reason lol
T (11:14 AM): Oh we'd catch the same kinda hell you would if we abandoned the family.
Snowflake (11:15 AM): Not only will Melanie and I get a baby to dote on, I get to be involved in planning the wedding. I must say that I'm very excited about that.
Rose (11:16 AM): "Miltia, what color doilies would you like? This blue one, or this other one that looks exactly the same?"
Snowflake (11:17 AM): I only did that one time
Dragon (11:18 AM): Hey, if you never let me live stuff down, we aren't gonna let you either
Book Lover (11:18 AM): Only fair
A (11:19 AM): the hell is a doilie?
Snowflake (11:20 AM): You don't know what they are?!
Luna (11:21 AM): Look what you just started, Ruby
Rose (11:21 AM): sorry
T (11:22 AM): eh, it'll end in make-up sex anyways. Don't feel too bad about it
Chocoholic (11:23 AM): Does Jaunes family know yet?
Luna (11:24 AM): Not yet. That's gonna be real fun
T (11:25 AM): not sure if they're gonna be excited or worried
Chocoholic (11:26 AM): Both perhaps?
Luna (11:27 AM): Both.
Abs (11:28 AM): They could also be angry
T (11:29 AM): shit
Luna (11:29 AM): please don't worry my pregnant fiancee like this
Abs (11:30 AM): Sorry
Luna (11:31 AM): Anyways, we're gonna be busy planning both baby and a wedding
T (11:32 AM): Plus my acting roles are gonna have to stop for a while, maybe in a couple months
Dragon (11:33 AM): gonna sound rude af, but don't you have a sugar momma in the form of an Heiress?
Snowflake (11:34 AM): Crass, but you aren't wrong. Anything they need, I can help provide.
A (11:35 AM): Plus I'm a built-in babysitter. No need to go hiring some kid to watch baby while they go out for dinner.
Rose (11:36 AM): the perks of having a twin, huh?
Book Lover (11:37 AM): just keep your heads in place and everything will be fine.
Luna (11:38 AM): yep
Chocoholic (11:40 AM): At least you won't be pregnant through the hot Summer months. It's much easier to bundle up and stay warm than to find ways to cool down.
T (11:42 AM) True. Gonna hate shopping maternity clothes, though
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Fast Sloth (12:01 AM): So about that "Baby blue-eyes" line from earlier, got a question. If Yang joined your love nest and she or Weiss got pregnant, would that baby be a Blue-eyes White Dragon?
A (12:02 AM): No
T (12:02 AM): NO
Snowflake (12:02 AM): Nyet
Dragon (12:04 AM): I don't know how to feel about what just happened...