A Gift Fic presented to TheCrownprincessBride for all of her hard work for Ravenclaw in Round 10 of the Houses Competition!

I present: Damon, Elena, Bonnie, and Hermione..?

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"Alright, witch, why are you here? Why were you coming after my girlfriend?" a deep voice growls, full of snark. At first I assume it's Draco Malfoy, because I can sense the entitlement in his voice. But he isn't drawling, so it must be someone else. "If you're not gonna talk, I have ways of making you talk."

His voice is almost playful. As if he would enjoy hurting me as much as a child would like a new toy.

"Damon," a second voice admonishes. "She's confused."

"Elena," he bites back. "Clearly, she's messing with us. She was after you."

No harm in talking, I suppose.

"I have no idea who in Merlin the two of you are. I don't know why I'm here, or where here even is, but I want to go home. I wasn't looking for Elena, or trying to kill Damon, or massacre your weird third friend Bonnie -"

"What do you know about Bonnie?"

"Crapping hell - Bonnie is a name I pulled from the air! Like Bonnie and Clyde." I sigh heavily, pressing my forehead against a cool metal bar that must be a side to my new cage. "I know you know about witches, so you're not muggles are you? Warlocks? Wizard, Damon?"

"Gross," he mutters. "Damon Salvatore, Sit-in, Whiskey-loving, hot as hell, Vampire. It's all on my CV."

"What kind of job wants to know - you know what, never mind. Why am I here?"

The other girl starts talking to Damon again, and I can't quite catch what they're speaking to each other about. Quickly, I cast a listening charm.

"We have to take away her memories - she obviously isn't one of Katherine's lackeys from the other side. Damon, don't look at me like that, I just don't approve of your method." He frowns at her almost sardonically, but she shuts him down with a single glare. Good on her. "You do it."

The two of them break apart from their secretive talking and Damon walks towards me. He's going to take my memories. Why? Because I know he's a vampire? Is she a vampire too? Is it because I know who they are? Is this some rebel force? There are too many questions and too little time.

"Okay then, creepy stranger," Damon starts. "This won't hurt at all."

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Thank you for reading! There will possibly be a follow-on?