What's up, M.D. Knight here once again with another chapter of Naruto and His She-devil. Anyway, update on my internet situation, I have some good news, bad news, and a lot more bad news. Good news is that most of the drama that has been involved in my family trying to clean up my uncle's property is gone, so we won't need to be making as many trips up there to do work. The bad news is that I don't know how many more trips there are going to be, and that means me still vanishing at random times. There is also a lot of work that needs to be done at my uncle's property. so this could go on for some time, however, I should be able to maintain a slightly regular updating of my stories.

DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MURPHY, I SEE YOU THERE, DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND MESS WITH ME ON THIS, I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.

Sorry about that, my family just has some crazy bad luck most of the time and it seems to be an almost constant state of anything that can go wrong does go wrong, so we have come up with a bit of a running joke that Murphy has something against us most of the time.

On to a more pleasant note, I have new results for the poll deciding what story I am to transfer over next. In first place, we have The Ying to Naruto's yang in first place with seven votes. In second place, we have a two-way tie of six votes apiece between Dragon's Might and The Fox and The Cat. After that, we have thrid place in another two-way tie with five votes apiece between Return of the whirlpool and The leaf's whirlpool book 1. Fouth place is in a three-way tie at four votes apiece between Human Teigu, The leaf's dragon, and Who said I have to take orders from fate. Fifth is in a four-way tie at three votes apiece, sixth is in a five-way tie at two votes apiece, and seventh is in a seven-way tie at one vote apiece.

Also, Uzumaki clan members will start to be introduced in the next chapter. Now, on to review responses.

the shadow overlord279 chapter 9. Nov 6: Geez, I get that "the talk" is embarrassing and all, but was pulling away from all women sans the old lady really necessary? ~ you also must remember, Naruto's past is full of suffering, so his mental and emotional scars could have caused a more severe reaction to "the talk". Also, you must take into account that he was getting his information from other emotionally damaged people, one of whom is a Dragonslayer. Who know's how badly they could have fucked things up.

Bijuk34 chapter 9. Nov 6: loving the story keep it up ~ Like your Idea for an Oc, I will be messaging you so we can flush more things out so I can get a better grasp of her character before I say yay or nay on adding her in.

Kenchi Narukami chapter 9. Nov 7: Nice, I'm looking forward to seeing Naruto rip Konoha a bloody new one. Can't wait to see if any Fairy Tail Wizards manages to catch him.

Damn, you must be desperate if your running to Kaguya. ~ I have a feeling that you are going to like this chapter, and why the hell shouldn't I be desperate, we are talking Mirajane using a Vampire princess amplified Satan Soul: Alegria. an arsenal of nukes couldn't even take her out, the only way to fight crazy is with crazy and right now Mira has gone full blown Yandera.

SPark681 chapter 9. Nov 7: Hmm, seems M.D. Knight is still on the run hope he can escape lol other than that nice chapter and wonder what hell Naruto will unleash soon anyways keep up the great work!~ I regret to inform you that you will have to wait for a few chapters before you can see Naruto open a can of whoop ass on the leaf.

god of all chapter 9. Nov 10: Great chapter and story so far please continue this story soon... ~ Ask and I shall do my best to deliver, enjoy another chapter.

Now, on with the chapter and please remember to review and vote

Chapter 10

Mira slowly woke to sunlight gently streaming through her window and into her face. Scrunching her eyes closed after having briefly opened them, Mira proceeded to roll over. Yet Mira only remained laying down for but a moment, as she was soon bolting upright with her eyes locked on the side of her bed that Naruto always slept on.

'So, you really did refuse to sleep in the same bed as me,' Mira thought, as she gained a concerned expression. Along with her hopes, that her dream had been real, having been shattered. 'It looks like I will have to have a talk with Laxus, whether he walks away from it with his manhood unscathed is up to him. As I refuse to let this stand,'

However, before she could even move from her bed, there was a gentle knock on her door.

"Mira-nee-chan," came the voice of Lisanna shortly after the gentle knock, with the girl having cracked open the door and pooped her head in as she spoke. "Oh, good, you are awake, Porlyusica is here to see you."

"Porlyusica, why is she here to see me?" Mira questioned her younger sister.

"Enough of this, we are wasting time, and I don't like being in an area with so many humans for this amount of time. So let's just get this over with," grouched out the elderly medic before she forced her way past Lisanna, and made her way into the room.

Upon realizing that Porlyusica had just forced her way into the room, Mira nearly instantly shot under her covers until the only thing one could see was her head.

"W… What are you doing here Porlyusica?" Mira asked as she internally prayed to any being that would listen to her.

"What are you doing girl, it's not like I haven't had to see you in far less than your nightgown for physical exams." Porlyusica bluntly stated before she gained a slightly mirthful smirk to her face. "Or perhaps you're trying to hide something else from me."

'NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, please tell me she didn't see, oh please tell me she didn't see.' Mira internally pleaded as she fought to keep her checks from turning redder than Erza's hair.

"Though I don't see why you would try… after all… I think your new nightgown is very flattering on you. Especially with the Uzumaki clan crest design that you have on it." Porlyusica said with a fox-like grin now fully plastered on her face instead of her normally stoic expression. 'Shoot, it looks like that little brat rubbed off on me more than thought he had. Though I suppose it's for the best, given the news she is about to get.'

"Mira-nee," Lisanna questioned in a disbelieving tone and wide eyes, resulting in Mira's face turning beet red before she also covered her head with the blanket, as she let out a slightly muffled scream of embarrassment.

"All right you, leave your sister and me to talk," Porlyusica ordered the younger of the two Strauss, as Lisanna quickly did what she had been told to do by the elderly medic. Having learned long ago what the consequences were for disobeying the healer of Fairy Tail.

Once the two of them were alone, Porlyusica turned her attention back to Mira.

"Naruto has left to find his clan members,"Porlyusica stated bluntly, as Mira shot out from beneath the covers of her bed and had the elderly medic pinned to the wall in a split second. With Mira holding onto both sides of the pink haired woman's coat caller.

"What do you mean that Naruto-kun left," Mira hissed out, however, Porlyusica could hear the heartbroken tone that the young woman was desperately trying to hide.

"You know very well what I mean," Porlyusica stated harshly, as no matter how understanding she was of the young woman's feelings, the elderly medic knew that she had to set more than a few things straight for the girl so that the young Strauss wouldn't end up as she had. "Tell me, girl, do you know why takeover magic can even exist in the first place when it is so different from any other form of magic?"

"Isn't it the reason for the existence of magic the same for all forms?" Mira replied, not seeing what the elderly medic was getting at.

"No, it isn't, for most magic, it is, however, there are magics that have different reasons for them to even be able to exist. With each of if those reasons being a far more complicated version of the universal reason for the existence of magic. Takeover magic is one such magic, and it can only be used by those with incomplete souls. It is the reason that Takeover magic works, and is the very reason that The Burning ven affects Takeover wizards. They need the one that makes them burn, but that doesn't mean that it automatically goes the same way for both parties. You need Naruto, he doesn't need you, hold onto him too tightly, and you'll only push him away." Porlyusica explained to a shocked Mira.

"So, you're saying that I've chased him away," Mira choked out as tears formed in the corners of her eyes.

"No, he left to do as his mother requested, to find the other members of his clan... this time. I have seen how you cling to him, how you try to keep any and all dangers from even being seen by him. Those tendencies will lead to you to causing him to feel that he is being pushed away by you. Until, one day, he will simply have enough, and give his heart to another, to one that he feels isn't pushing him away. Thankfully, he has shown signs of being just as protective of you, and the guild. Which, is why he has left, he fears none of you would have what it take to get into a fight with a ninja and come out alive. So, I suggest that you take the time you have until his return to work on making sure you won't screw things up." Stated Porlyusica, as she calmed the love-struck waitress before her. "Here, he asked me to give you these in the letter that he had left me to explain exactly why he was leaving."

After handing over a letter, and what Mira perceived to be a strange looking knife, Porlyusica turned and walked away.

Letter

To: Mirajane-chan

By the time that the Doc gives you this, I will have already left Magnolia, and more than likely, the land of Fiore.

Please know that I am not leaving because of anything that you or anyone else in the guild has said or done. Though I have left for a few, yet simple reasons. All of which, are tied to the request that my mother has made of me. Even though I had always intended to do so in the first place. As I often thought about what I would have done if I had ever found out that I was part of a clan that had been scattered to the point that everyone thought it had been wiped out. Anyway, back to my reason for writing this in the first place.

I am afraid that I must ask that you do not attempt to come after me. I know that you and the others care about me, and do not wish to see me suffer any more than I already have. However, the same could be said for me, over the last month, everyone in the guild has shown me more kindness than the entirety of my home village, save for a handful of people that had immediate relationships with my parents when they were in the village. Yet despite that, over the last month, it has also become exceedingly clear to me that you all wouldn't stand a chance fighting against a Ninja of a hidden village. It may hurt you to know that I think this of you, but it is simply the truth. As a Ninja will win by ANY means necessary, we fight dirty and bloody. We don't fight honorably, and we fight to kill. It is the world I come from, it is the world my clan comes from, it is a world that we will never be able to truly escape, and most of all, it is a world that would chew you all up and spit you out before you even realized what was happening.

Of course, I know all too well what it is like to have someone judge you from his or her baseless opinions. As such, I have given the guild a little test, to see if they can see past a Ninja's greatest weapon, deception. If they can do this, rip this letter in two, and a seal I have placed on the letter will alert me. I will then come back to take with me those who wish to come with me. If they can't, please burn this letter so I may also know, as I have given them a time limit to prove me wrong.

Also, regarding the knife that I had the doc give you. It is actually a very special Kunai. Should you ever find yourself, or the guild, with your back to the wall, just throw the Kunai. It doesn't matter if it's at a wall, ceiling, or floor, or even a person, just so long as it's thrown hard enough that it will sab into what you throw it at, and it must be thrown. Do so, and I will be there in a literal flash to bail you or the guild out of whatever situation you're in. Though I am only entrusting you with this, so please don't tell anyone that you have the means to call me back at a moments notice. However, above all else, please, always carry the kunai with you.

Oh, and the Vial that I left in the Master's should cure Levy of the effects of the poison that had been on the Kunai she was cut with. Though it will do so slowly, so she shouldn't try to immediately stay awake for anything more than the five minutes that she has been each day since she was attacked. Additionally, she need stop still take the antibiotics that the Doc gave her.

Sincerely:

Fairy Tail's Angel of Death

Letter end

Setting down the paper, Mira couldn't help but smile at seeing that Naruto had been able to write an entire letter in the standard language of Fiore. Granted, it may not have been needed due to nearly everyone in the guild speaking multiple languages, thanks to all of the jobs that they had to take. Yet, even with that, Naruto had made a point to stress that he didn't want to have to depend on a team member when he did go on jobs. Even if he found the lessons, that she and Erza would give him, to be absolute hell. Though that was mostly due to Erza's tendency to go overboard when in teaching mode.

Mira's attention then turned to the Kunai in her hand, with her eyes instantly being drawn to the extremely complicated, yet compacted, "runes", on the handle. Looking closely at the markings", Mira was stunned to see the sure level that the "runes", had to be on. As she could only understand an extremely small portion of them, and she had even had Freed instruct her on Rune Magic during the month that she had to prepare for her own shot at becoming S-class, during her run at the S-class trials.

"This must be how he survived in that wretched place, but how could he have possibly learned to use this level of Rune Magic when all but a hand full of people were trying to kill him," Mira stated allowed before she turned and walked into her closet, determined to uphold Naruto's request to always keep the Kunai on her person.

However, to do that, she would need to have an outfit that would allow for her to have it on her but also keep it hidden. Lest she wanted to be questioned by her fellow guild members, or more dangerously, her own family.

When Mira had finished selecting and changing into her outfit, she was once more clad in what had become her iconic dress. However, this time there was a difference, a difference that consisted of a simple maroon shoulder cover, that also covered her arms, and had ruffly an inch wide, frilly, pink ribbon tracing the edges. Normally, Mira would have only added the shoulder cover during the colder months, however, this one was made out of extremely breathable material.

'Now, to ensure that Naruto-kun's test goes off without a hitch' Mira thought to herself as she headed out of her home, only to instantly find a swarm of her fellow guildmates standing outside her home.

"Mira-nee, Naruto's trying to leave without taking any of us with him," Lisanna nervously stated to her elder sister, unknowing of how her sister may react to such news.

Looking over her sister's shoulder, Mira saw at least half of the guild standing outside her front door. Mira then turned her attention to the windows that she could see through, only to find that the other half of the guild had surrounded her home as well. She then turned her attention back to the front door of her family's home as she flashed her Fairy Tail family a fox-like smile.

"I am well aware of that, and did you really think I would be helping you capture him?" Mira questioned as she channeled what small amount of her magic that she could though she subtlety shifted foot and into a seal.

Upon hearing Mira's response, many of the guild members rushed forward, intent on storming the house to find the young blond. However, their attention was quickly pulled to their feet when they heard splashing. Allowing for them to see that they were charging through oil, yet leaving them unprepared for the wooden beams that shot out of the oil and knocked them off their feet before vanishing and shooting back out again, as they were falling to hit them in their heads. Effectively knocking out all but the stronger members of the core of Fairy Tail.

By the time that the remaining members recovered from the shock of seeing nearly all of Fairy taken down in one fell swoop, they were met with the sight of Mira charging them in what they had dubbed her Vampire Takeover.

Meeting Mira's charge, Laxus engulfed his form in lighting, before attempting to down the mother hen of the guild in a single blow.

"Naruto-kun really is terrifyingly good with his Runes," Mira stated the moment that Laxus was within striking distance of Her.

Laxus then watch, in what seemed to be slow motion, as Mira ever so slightly shifted her foot. Then, in the very next instant, Laxus felt an excruciating pain erupted from his nether regions. In turn, freezing the lighting mage in his place.

When Laxus managed to regain enough strength to see what had inflicted such pain to him, Laxus saw a wooden beam had shot out of the ground a just the right moment, and at just the right angle for him to rack himself in it. However, he wasn't given a reprieve as the beam soon vanished, only to reappear and crash right in between his legs just before Mira finished reaching his position.

Once she had, Mira wasted no time in removing one fighter from the field by slamming the side of her fist into the blond man's temple. Expertly knocking the man out and sending him flying off to the side of her path at the same time. Allowing for Mira then turned her attention to the Master of Fairy Tail.

Which, made the elderly leader, gulp in slight fear due to him vividly remembering how vicious Mira was up until a few months ago.

"Oh Master, I have a gift for you, the pre-ordered version of the next installment of the Icha Icha series," Mira said sweetly before she threw a small orange book into the air.

Upon seeing the said book, Makarov's eyes turned into hearts as he lept for the book. Leaving him completely blindsided by the chop to his neck that would send him into unconsciousness.

Mira then caught the small book before she ripped off the fake cover to reveal the book was actually one of the highly coveted copies of Beautiful Beautiful paradise. Which, had sprung up in Fiore nearly a week ago, and had become exceedingly popular with female wizards across the continent. The fact that the author was still unknown only made it that much more popular. As nearly every female wizard that had read the book would spend countless hours scouring the pages for any sort of clue about the author. The book was so popular that even the princess herself had a hard time obtaining a copy.

"HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO GET A COPY OF THAT BOOK," screamed the other female guild members that made up the core of Fairy Tail.

"Oh, this?" Mira questioned, as she held up the book in one hand, tilted her head slightly, and donned one of her signature smiles. "Someone sent it to me, it really is an amazing read."

Suddenly seeing red, all but one charged Mira, intent on stealing the book away from her. Never realizing that they had just fallen right into her trap. Even as Mira acted like a matador. With each raging girl being sent to the land of dreams when they lept for the book, via a chop to the back of their necks.

"Dance, My Swords," Mira heard Erza call out, as the redhead unintentionally took out the rest of her allies when Mira simply sidestepped the attack.

"My, my, looks like it's down to you and me, Erza," Mira practically sang, as she turned to face her longtime rival, who was currently donning her Heaven's Wheel Armor and remaining aloft several feet in the air.

"Why are you doing this Mira, you know that we only wish to protect Naruto. Yet you stand in our way when I would have tough you to be among the first to scold him for such reckless actions." Erza said as she spoke in a tone that demanded answers from her longtime rival and closest friend.

"I am doing this for several reasons. Firstly, because I have faith in the fact that he will come back safe and sound. Secondly, because I know that he isn't being reckless. If he were, the seal he gave me would have appeared on my hand, and it would keep him from being so. As well as forever subjecting him to my will as penance for breaking his promise to me. Thirdly, and most of all, I am doing this because I love him, and how could I ever hope to one day call myself his love when I turned my back on the first thing he ever requested of me. Especially when he has shown nothing but the utmost trust in me, and has conceded to each of my requests that I have made of him." Mirajane spoke adamantly and had the most serious expression that Erza had ever seen her with.

"Y… You love him?" Erza asked in disbelief, as she had never even seen her former rival show the faintest interest in men before. Yet here she was, openly admitting that she was in love, and with Naruto no less. The very thought of such a reality left erza shell-shocked to the point that she failed to even notice that she was floating down to the ground below her until her feet were once more place upon it.

"Then, it would seem that we will never see eye to eye," Erza stated as her bangs covered her eyes and her body was wrapped in the glow of her Requip magic.

When the light of her Requip magic faded, erza was revealed to be wearing her Flight Armor. Which, actually consisted of very few armored parts. It is cheetah printed, and the outfit has a large collar around her neck and a tail hanging from the back of her shorts, both made of bushy fur. Plus a pair of large cheetah's ears adorning both sides of the knight's head. When wearing this armor, Erza is equipped with a pair of short swords, with elaborate hand-guards similar to a rapier's, shaped like rose's thorns.

"Naruto is being far too reckless and such behavior must be curbed now, and if you truly intended to stand in the way then I will force You TO STEP ASIDE!" Erza yelled as she raised her head, in turn, causing her bangs to stop overshadowing her eyes. Thus, allowing all that caught a glimpse of Erza's brown orbs, and see that she was absolutely pissed.

Wasting no time, Erza used the magical properties of her current Armor and charge Mira at speeds that the redhead was sure would be too much for the barmaid.

"Sonic Claw," Erza announced after she passed the Eldest Strauss, only to have her attention drawn to the blade of her sword when it started to crack until it shattered before her very eyes.

"Are you surprised, tin can, I always did tell you that you didn't stand a chance against me when I went all out, and that was when I was only using my magic. Which, mind you, I was holding back.

As I always feared truly hurting someone, hurting them in ways you couldn't even begin to think of. It is why I have always refused to use the power of my Birth Right. However," Mira said, as she began to turn and face the wide-eyed Erza. With her aura freely and visibly flaring around her.

Yet when Mira truly faced her fellow guild member, her voice gained an edge of finality to it that Erza had never heard the barmaid use. "If it using it means that I can protect, and aid Naruto-kun, then I will gladly do so. Such are the lengths that I will go to for the man that I love. Now, let's move this fight to a more suitable location, wouldn't want anything keeping us from going all out. Oh, and Lisanna, tie up everyone here. Also, should any of them start to wake up, send them back to the land of dreams."

Then, before Erza could even register what was happening, Mira rushed forward, grabbed the proclaimed Queen of Fairies by her face with one hand, and their surrounding blurred around them so fast that the redhead began to feel faint. Only for them to suddenly stop, and for her to go lying through several trees.

Once Erza had recollected herself, she found that she had been thrown through several trees that made up the perimeter of a small, grassy, clearing that was roughly the size of the dining part of their small guild hall.

Several hours later

The small clearing that Mira had landed herself and Erza in, had been utterly devastated. The once grassy clearing was now nothing more than barren land. As the grass had taken such a beating that the small clearing was now filled with nothing more than dirt. The clearing was also littered in craters, some small, some large. Additionally, the surrounding trees all being eaten away at by the now raging fire that surrounded the duo, and at the center of it all, stood Mirajane, in seemingly pristine condition. With there not being so much as the slightest smudge of dirt on her dress, or faintest of bruises on her body, and a small patch of grass still beneath her heels.

Just adjacent to the center of all the destruction around them, stood Erza. Who, was in the seemingly polar opposite condition of her opponent. As Erza was having extremely labored breathing. Which, was probably from the massive amount of magic she had spent, and the more than likely chance of her having several broken ribs. Erza's body was littered in cuts, bruises, and dirt. Additionally, Erza's current armor, her Flame Empress Armor, had been all but destroyed, and what was left looked as though it would shatter into a million pieces with the slightest breeze.

"Do you realize the gap in our strength now Erza? Do you now see how pointless it is for you to even try to fight me? We are on completely different levels, though perhaps a comparison would help you to understand. The gap between us is like that of the gap between Gildarts and Natsu. So, do us both the courtesy of stopping while you still have some dignity left." Mira stated to her battered opponent.

However, before Erza could even respond, the toll of their fight, caught up with her, and she collapsed to the ground when she attempted to do yet another Requip.

Sighing, Mira finally let go of most of her vampiric power, allowing for her to effortlessly shift back to her human form, with the exception of her wings. Mira then walked over to Erza, and pulled the unconscious woman into a human crutch carry, before she took to the skies.

'Yet still, even with this gap, you have still manage capture a small sliver of Naruto-kun's attention. You have still managed to worm your way into his heart despite my best attempts to keep you from doing so. Even though you both have yet to even realize it. You have still gained a fraction of his love beyond that of what one would have for a friend that they see as family. Or even that of a fellow member of a clan.' Mira thought as her jaw and fists clenched a little tighter.

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Omake

Ok, I finally made It away from Mira, now all I have to do is get back to Kaguya so that she can take care of Mira, then I'll grab Naruto and Sasuke to imprison her again and this whole mess will finally be over.

*dives to the side and looks back*

"An All-Killing Ash Bone, how the hell"

"Oh, come now, surely you didn't think I would just let you sway Kaguya-san to your side did you."

'shit, Mira played me, she wanted me to lead her to Kaguya.'

"especially when you have put my child through such hell"

"Wait, you're not Narut... Crap, that's why you wanted me to publish The Asgardian Maelstrom: Deity of Chaos and Justice." I stated as I facepalm before I spread my fingers to see through them and tilt my head to the side with a crazed look in my eyes that makes both Mira and Kaguya take an involuntary step back.

"Well, It's not like I expected any less, hehehe, that's why I did it. I knew it would stall you both long enough to gain my true reinforcements. HEHEHEHEHEHE, Yuno Gasai, Hiyama Akane, THESE ARE THE HOMEWRECKERS I SPOKE OF. THEY WISH TO STELL YUKITERU AND SEIJI FROM YOU BOTH AND TURN THEM INTO THEIR LOVERS.

"DON'T DIRTY YUKI" Screamed a pink-haired, pigtail wearing school girl as she charged Mira with a crazed look in her eyes

"I never thought you'd be after Aino-kun. I finally found you, Kaguya. This will be... the end!" A redhead said that had been leaning on a wall before suddenly lunging forward.

Ok that's it for this time, please remember to review and vote