Once upon a time elder price rang the doorbell with his butt. The mission president opened the door, picked up elder price, and threw him all the way to uganda. He landed on top of elder cunningham and they both screeched. They got into a slap war and elder price won. The villagers stuck up their middle fingers and elder price started to cry. Elder mckinley was gay, and elder price and cunningham had some bedtime fun. Then they woke up and bibled all over the village. Elder price got ketchup on himself, and he got mad at elder cunningham. He went to hell. Elder cunningham grew balls and saw yoda. Elder price returned and they both summoned the kraken and turned people into lesbians. And then they danced and it was a good day.