Naruto Uzumaki - Irresistible Uke Mpreg Challenge

Summary: Challenge! NarutoX(Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Itachi, Akatsuki (Except Konan, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Kisame), Kiba, Sai, Yagura, Utakata, Haku, Shisui, Kimimaro, Suigetsu!) It's pure Mpreg! Slash! Yaoi! AU!

A/n: So instead of finishing my two damn stories, I'm here creating one but there's a good reason. Some of these pairings are rarer than finding gold at the end of the rainbow so I thought that I'd do something about that. Other than being rare, finding an Mpreg is next to non-existent. Here come thy savior! Yummy Smut included!

Naruto X Suigetsu

Naruto rolled his eyes as he and his team faced off against Sasuke and his team; he was done wasting his time trying to convince the bastard to come back to the village. Instead, he was focusing more on getting stronger and honing his skills even more so that when he faced Sasuke again, the bastard wouldn't be able to easily defeat him like the previous times.

"Naruto. Have you come to bring me 'home' again?" Sasuke asked boredly, looking at him as if he could care less.

Naruto rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Believe it or not, Teme, meeting you here was a mistake and no, I could care less about you." Without another word, Naruto motioned towards Sai and Sakura to continue towards their respective room after having a nice soak in the Hot Springs.

Sai turned and left while Sakura remained conflicted, looking between Naruto and Sasuke.

Naruto huffed and walked away. He was already used to Sakura choosing Sasuke over him and to be honest, it no longer fazed him. She could think for herself and Naruto was no longer going to waste his time and risk his life trying to get Sasuke back just so she would finally return his affections. It was quite obvious that Sasuke cared nothing for him, he was just stupid for ignoring it for so long.

"Where are you going?"

"To my room, what does it look like?" He replied shortly, turning the corner and leaving Sasuke and his team to do whatever they pleased. He was tired and way past feeling relaxed.

The Hot Springs really did its job.

He yawned and entered his room, sending his thanks to Kami for not having to room with Sai again. Don't get him wrong, he didn't dislike Sai that much anymore, but after making the mistake of sleeping with the guy once, he couldn't get away from the girl jokes and hey, he's not a bitch for liking what he liked.

He slid the door close and walked forward, plopping down on the bed available. It wasn't exactly cheap getting a room with an actual bed and not a mat but he was willing to spend a bit more after completing a tiring A-rank mission.

Espionage was never easy nor simple.

He sighed and absentmindedly kicked off his sandals then pulled off his robe and dropped both it and the towel to the floor.

He didn't mind air drying once in a while.

He breathed out deeply at the freedom and closed his eyes. He didn't have to worry about anything except going back to Konoha in the morning. Sai would probably be asleep and Sakura was most likely still conflicted about returning to her room or staying in Sasuke's presence.

Well, he couldn't exactly judge her about having a crush on someone who would never want her as he had done the exact same thing with his crush on her and his ignorance towards Sasuke's feelings towards him.

Sasuke had thrown their relationship away the first time he tried to kill him and he was ashamed of himself for taking this long to label Sasuke as a lost cause. I mean, there would always be a teeny, tiny part of himself that was still inlove with the other but he had given up on it two years ago when he decided to break his celibacy after Sasuke left.

Sure, he did have a teenage crush on Sakura at one point in time but it's been years since he'd actually showed any actual interest in her. He had mainly faked it to lighten the tension in the room.

There was no way that he was going to waste anymore time on Sasuke. He had wasted years on him when he could've started a relationship with someone else. Who knew, maybe he would take Gaara up on his offer of friends with benefits until it eventually evolved into something more.

He had loads of choices now and he couldn't wait to explore some more.

"Well, if this isn't a sight for sore eyes."

Naruto reacted quickly by pulling the kunai hidden under his pillow and flinging it at the direction the voice was coming from.

He heard a laugh as the person obviously dodged and the kunai buried itself in the wall.

Naruto sat up and looked at the puddle of water in his room made by the wet robe and towel to see a head sticking out; he cocked his eyes in confusion before recognising the person.

"You are Sasuke's teammate, the Water user, correct?"

The guy smirked at him, displaying his sharp teeth as he climbed out of the puddle.

"There should not be that much water," he murmured softly, frowning when the guy finally pulled himself out. "You know what? I don't care, just tell me what the hell you're doing in my room."

The guy shrugged and didn't hide the fact that he was checking Naruto's body out. He wasn't exactly shy about his body anymore. He knew he looked good and wasn't ashamed of showing off. "Sasuke wanted to make sure that you weren't shacking up with that creepy look-alike so he sent me to spy but I got distracted." He ended his explanation with a sly smirk.

Naruto rolled his eyes and moved away from the other. "Tell Sasuke that I said to mind his damn business and who I let fuck me is none of his business." He rifled through his bag for a pair of boxers and a vest, half-ignoring the other person in the room.

"Oh, so you're a bottom, huh? That's good to know." He could practically see the grin he was no doubt giving his naked body.

"I don't think that's any of your business." He put on his boxers and before he could do the same with the shirt, the guy sidled up behind him and he pulled the shirt out of Naruto's hand.

"That may be true but I can't resist getting a taste of you. Sasuke would probably be mad but he did leave you alone for years, he should expect you to have moved on." Naruto shivered as the guy wrapped and arm around his waist. "In this instance, I don't mind fraternising with the enemy."

Naruto rolled his eyes and forcefully turned around, dislodging the man's grip in the process. "And what makes you think that I'll let some stranger fuck me? I am not that easy." Without another word, he pushed the guy away and walked back to his bed.

He heard laughing before he was pushed on the bed and turned around on his back. The guy held both of his hands above his head as he leaned over him. "Oh come on, Blondie. It'll be fun, I promise you that." He leered as he said that and Naruto rolled his eyes again." Oh, my name is Suigetsu by the way."

"Okay, Suigetsu." He parroted, breaking free of the man's hold on his wrists."Will you please get off of me!"

Suigetsu bit his lip and Naruto was a bit curious how those sharp teeth of his didn't nick his lips. "You know, you kinda remind me of Kisame."

"A sexier looking version right? Oh and don't forget human!"

Naruto grinned then in a love surprising Suigetsu, he wrapped his freed arms around his neck and pulled the man's face closer to his; he then began nosing along the man's cheek. "So… You want to fuck me, huh? I wonder, what would Sasuke-Teme say?"

Suigetsu smirked and bent his head closer to Naruto's neck; he licked along the expanse of skin, surprising a gasp out of Naruto. "Who the fuck cares about Sasuke at this time of night? I have something better to do… Or should I say someone?"

He snorted and pulled the guy closer to his neck. "You're so lame." He spread his legs then wrapped them around Suigetsu's body. "I normally never do this, but I don't mind shoving in Sasuke's face that I had sex with his teammate."

A snort left Suigetsu's mouth and he pulled back from his task of marking Naruto's neck. "So it's like that, huh? Well then, I'll take great pleasure in boasting to the bastard about fucking his Blondie."

Naruto grinned. "Now you're getting the big picture."

"I believe I am." Suigetsu chuckled before leaning back down.

...

Naruto's mouth opened in a silent scream as Suigetsu tongued his entrance in vigor; he buried his fingers in the sheets and pushed back on the tongue inside of him.

Suigetsu had propped his legs in the air with his hands while he ate Naruto out.

Said blond was panting heavily as he fought not to squirm away from the pleasure… Not that Suigetsu was letting up. Who knew rimming could be this pleasurable? He bit his lips and clenched down on the wet muscle as Suigetsu looked to be pulling out of him.

"No… Please." He scowled when he pulled back and looked at him. "Why the fuck did you stop?"

"Hey, you don't get to order me around, Blondie." While he said this, he had just finished pulling his pants off and discarding it on the floor. "I'm on top here, not you."

Naruto sighed but didn't reply as his attention was captured by the man's erect dick. "Whatever. Nice…"

"Yeah, I know right." He grinned, showing off his sharp teeth as he lined his cock up with Naruto's entrance.

"Hey!" Naruto sat up and looked at him in defiance. "Who the fuck are sticking that into without lube? Couldn't be me, I know it can't be."

Suigetsu snorted and pushed him back down. "Quick acting like a pussy while I stick my cock in your pussy."

"You're so fucking lame and you're not sti-ahhh!" Naruto's eyes widened as the head of Suigetsu's cock breached his hole. "You m-motherfucker!" Tears leaked out of his eyes as the man proceeded to push all the way inside him, bottoming out in seconds. "Have you never had sex before you arsehole?!"

He shrugged and pulled the blond back down on his dick. "Yeah, with a girl, but it's basically the same thing right?"

Oh, Kami was this motherfucker lucky that he was inside of him or he would've broken his fucking neck. Shit, it was a good thing that Kyuubi was already healing him or he would've torn badly.

Ugh, bad memories!

He glared at Suigetsu and surprising the man, he managed to punch him square in the face then pulled him down before he was propelled back. He really didn't want to know what would've happened if the man was forcefully disconnected from his body.

He continued glaring at Suigetsu who was whimpering from the punch.

''Dude, what the fuck?!'' Suigetsu raged, looking at him in anger even as blood poured out of his nose.

Naruto smirked at him.

"I really don't know how you can mistake my ass for a fucking pussy! You think that you can just stick your dick inside and that's it?! You know what? Move your ass!"

Without another word, he began easing himself off of Suigetsu's cock only for said guy to to halt his motions by gripping his hips. "Hey, hey, don't be so drastic! I'm sorry, this is my first time." He was pleading softly, looking into Naruto's eyes the entire time. "I didn't mean to hurt you, come on, give me a break."

Naruto huffed at him and averted his gaze. "Fine. You're so damn lucky that I'm not a top or you were gonna have to let me return the favor."

Suigetsu winced at that but grinned when Naruto's hands released him; he looked into the blonde's eyes and placed his hands under his spread legs, opening them up to place them over his shoulders. "I may not know much about guy sex but I get sure as fuck know the practical side." He levered at Naruto who rolled his eyes at him.

"Just say Gay sex."

"But I'm not gay." He retorted softly, looking down at where their bodies were joined.

Naruto's eyebrows raised at that. "Oh really? Then what are you, Bisexual?"

Suigetsu shrugged and placed his hands on Naruto's hips; he gripped them with force and he pulled back a bit then pushed right back into Naruto who groaned at the feeling. "Not really. I just take advantage of the moment. Girl or Guy, it doesn't matter." He said this with a roll of his hips, earning a whimper from Naruto who pushed back against him.

"Hmmm, you could move faster." He murmured softly, looking into Suigetsu's eyes to see him looking at him with a curious expression on his face.

"Okay…" Seeing as he had permission from Naruto, he bent forward until his face was hovered over Naruto's as he sped up his pace.

The sound of skin slapping against skin echoed around the room and Naruto just knew that he would be in for some hardcore ribbing tomorrow because he knew how loud he could be.

"S-Shit!" He gripped Suigetsu's forearms rightly as he not only sped his thrusts but went as hard as he could. He just knew that his arse was going to be red when they were finished.

"Yeah, fuck! You're so f-fucking tight, blondie. I should… I should start fucking guys if it's this great." Suigetsu closed his eyes and hanged his head, losing himself in the feeling of the blond's walls clenching down on his cock.

"Ughh! That's it, come on! Go deeper." He was already going to get it tomorrow, so why bother trying to muffle himself.

Suigetsu panted and did as was told. "Fuck, you feel good." Rolling his hips, he was rewarded by a loud moan from Naruto who was pushing back against his thrust. He winced a bit when the blond's nails dug into the skin of his forearms.

Naruto bit his lip to keep in the whimpers as Suigetsu picked his hips off the bed to drive deeper inside of him; he couldn't help the way he clinged to the other man in desperation as his hole was being pounded mercilessly by the white haired man.

"Y-You… Ahhh,shit!" He whimpered when Suigetsu's dick brushed up against his prostate. "Oh fuck, do that again." He was not above ordering the man even if he was on the bottom.

Suigetsu looked a bit confused as his cock brushed up against the bump. "What the f-fuck is that?" Naruto's hole clenched down on him and it took all his strength to keep himself from falling forward.

"My p-prostate. It's like… like my good spooooo-ahhh!"

His body convulsed as he orgasmed from Suigetsu's brutal stabbing against his prostate.

Suigetsu swore and could no longer hold himself up as the blond's hole convulsed around his cock; he groaned as he orgasmed and couldn't help the loud moan as Naruto's limbs tightened around him, making him unable to move.

"Fuck, you wanna kill me or what?" He panted as he laid his head in the crook of Naruto's shoulder and neck.

Naruto chuckled tiredly and closed his eyes. "I hate to say it but that was amazing."

"But you did say it, thanks…" A beat of silence ensued before Suigetsu spoke again. "When do you think Sasuke is going to burst into this room and kill me?"

Before Naruto could reply, he was cut off.

"Oh, I'm already here. Nice performance but you're not better than me."

Their heads snapped towards the door where Sasuke was leaning against, his Sharingan blazing threateningly.

Suigetsu groaned and fell back on Naruto. "Of fuck! Here I thought that I would get at least a couple hours head start."

Naruto chuckled as he continued looking at Sasuke. "In case you didn't know, you are intruding, teme."

Sasuke just glared at him and stalked forward.

"It's your life, Suigetsu."

Said guy only groaned. "It's not exactly a bad way to go."

Naruto could help but roll his eyes at their theatrics.

"I don't want to have a severed dick in my arse, thank you."

Suigetsu whimpered at the thought.

A/n: Yay, I'm done! Please please comment!