A/N - I had this idea weeks ago, and it wouldn't stop nagging me, so I decided to finally do something about it. I am still working on my other fic, but I really wanted to write this. The prologue is very short, but chapters will be longer. Updates will be sporadic. Enjoy.

Agent 31011, monthly report:

Three breaks of the fourth wall. All were repaired in a timely manner. No other precautions are needed.

Agent 31011, monthly report:

Ten breaks of the fourth wall. All were repaired, with more than one close call. Requesting immediate assistance.

Agent 31011, monthly report:

Twenty breaks of the fourth wall. Nineteen were repaired. Threat of revolt is imminent. Immediate action is advised.

Agent 31011, emergency report:

Situation level: Deadpool. Third wall is needed without delay. Risk of breaches increasing by the hour.

HHHHH

Agent 31011 sighed with relief as the Third Wall, or the 'Third Wall Lounge' as it was sometimes called, was completed. His job would be exceptionally easier now that the characters had somewhere to vent out their frustration about all those ridiculous fan fictions they were thrown into. Honestly, he almost felt sorry for them. It made him glad he was an agent, and not a character. He took his place in front of the monitor, relaxing in his chair. Now all he had to do was make sure all self-aware conversation stayed inside the Third Wall Lounge.

'This,' he thought,'will be interesting. Oh yes, very interesting indeed.'