When Dib calls the FBI in yet another desperate attempt to stop ZIM, Craig turns the case over to a curious Sam and Dean Winchester. I try my best to keep everyone in character. This is an amazingly-awesome Invader ZIM - Supernatural crossover story with some ZAGR. Prepare to be amazed!

As a disclaimer, I own nothing.

Sam is sitting a table in a hotel room, drinking his coffee. Dean strolls in, carrying some fast food and a local newspaper. Sam looked at him with disappointment. "Really"? Sam said. "All you brought was greasy bacon cheese burgers, when I specifically asked for an egg sandwich and a salad"? Dean stared at the burgers and shrugged. "Come on Sammy, live a little. We go after things that try to kill us everyday, and you're worried about a little cholesterol"? Dean said with a smirk. "That's not the point, Dean just- never mind. I'll only eat it just this once only because I'm too hungry to argue"! And with that, Sam was very annoyed this morning.

Dean begins to look at the newspaper, and nearly chokes when his eyes meet a certain article. "Hey, this is weird". He read the headline out loud. "Local teen claims he was attacked by a vampire while trying to snap photos of it" Sam looked up from his burger. "What"? "Local boy named Dib Membrane, who we all know is a crazed paranormal fanatic, makes his claim that he was nearly attacked by a supposed vampire while trying to obtain photographic proof of it. Dib says he 'bravely fought it off, but the real threat we should be worried about is the green alien menace I go to school with named ZIM!" We all know Dib is crazy, and this proves he is crazier than we even imagined. He faces a fine of $100 for trespassing on private property and a $150 fine for false calls to the FBI ". "What in the Hell"? Dean questioned. "Possible case"? Sam inquired. "We've looked into a lot less" Dean said. "Besides, I've been looking for a case for weeks, and this could be ...something". "Well let's put on our suits and pretend to be the FBI. We have an investigation to do". Sam chuckled. "After I finish my burger". Dean replied.

The black '67 chevy impala rolled up to the FBI's base. Sam and Dean got out of the car, both wearing their suits. They enter the building, where a man named Craig came out to greet them. "Agents Page and Plant, FBI" Dean firmly stated as he and Sam held up their badges. "How can I help you guys"? Craig asked. "We need some information on a so called 'vampire attack' - "Oh let me stop you right there" Craig laughed as he interrupted Sam's serious question. "It's a waste of time! No animal attack, no nothing! Just another lame Dib Membrane story! He always makes up elaborate stories about paranormal what- not to get attention. Constantly prank calls us. Sorry you had to drive out of your way and waste your time, gents, but that kid is insane"! "Wait, insane? What exactly does he call about" Dean asked the idiotic man before him. Craig continued " He calls himself a paranormal investigator, he rants and raves about ghosts, vampires, monsters, bigfoot, but mostly aliens. Here, I'll show you a video he sent us the other day of himself". Craig popped a disc into a player which displayed a panicked video of Dib. "You have to help"! Dib shouted. "He's almost finished with it! He'll destroy us all! ZIM's -" The video got cut off as a laser nearly hit Dib, you could see two glowing red eyes in the shadows. The screen went black, and you could hear the strange evil laughter of a villainous lunatic before it shut off.

"He seemed pretty panicked" Dean said to the man, and exchanging a concerned look with Sam. "He keeps calling us about a green alien with red eyes named ZIM that wants to destroy the world or something" Craig said jokingly. "I'm sorry, an alien"?! Dean exclaimed. "Nobody believes him, he's crazy"! Craig said, wiping a tear of laughter from his eye. "Do you have a file on Dib that we can take a look at"? Sam asked. "A file?! We have a broom closet we had to clear out just to put all the stuff he sends us, plus all our other files and records about him". Both brothers thought Craig was exaggerating, but the man wasn't joking. He walked with Sam and Dean down the hall to a small room. It was a literal walk-in broom closet filled with mostly a bunch of files and videos Dib had sent them for the past six years, plus records, pictures, and documents pertaining to the large headed boy."Mind if we take a look"? Dean reluctantly asked. "If you're looking for a good laugh, go ahead". Craig joked as he left the room.

Sam and Dean began to rifle through all the files Dib had sent. "Son of a bitch...This kid has actual photos of vamps, werewolves, demons, ghosts. What the hell did this kid get himself into"? Dean sighed in frustration. "And where's the stuff on that 'alien' he was blabbing about"? "Over there" Sam said as he pointed to a huge, ridiculously overstuffed filing cabinet that was accurately labeled "stuff about ZIM. " Talk about obsessed" Dean said as he was overwhelmed by all the stuff he had to read, as Sam quickly looked through files on Dib.

"Well, this is what I found on Dib. He's 17 years old, lives with his father, Professor Membrane who is a famous scientist, who has his own TV show 'Probing the Membrane', he- "Wait, Probing the Membrane? Seriously? That show is is actually funny for a sciencey show. 'Super Toast'! That guy is too funny"! Sam stared at him blankly. "Since when do you watch anything remotely educational"? "Since I was flipping through channels and heard 'Super Toast'! Dean quickly replied with a smirk. "Well anyways, Dib has a younger sister, Gazlene Membrane, who's 16. They both go to a school literally spelled S-K-O-O-L-" "Skool? Could they possibly be any more sarcastic"? Dean interrupted. " And he's had the same exact teacher, Ms. Bitters, from elementary school, to middle school, and through high school". "Weird". "Apparently, students claim Dib is crazy, especially when it comes to ZIM. Dib, however, claims his sister knows ZIM's an alien as well but says she 'Doesn't care if he would destroy Earth.' and 'He's so bad at it anyways'. "Well, isn't she a sweetheart". Dean said with sarcasm. "No, she has anger issues, and is prone to rage problems, and is considered by others to be scary. However, she and Dib have good grades and are considered exceptionally smart with school work. Uh, classmates stated in this file that Dib was briefly sent to the 'Crazy House for Boys' when he was in elementary school. Dib himself claims to have 'saved the world from ZIM on multiple occasions'. He goes on to say 'ZIM has nearly destroyed the human race many times, but I was the only one there to stop him'. He says he made an attempt to reveal ZIM for the alien scourge that he is by appearing on a paranormal show called 'Mysterious Mysteries' along with his sister, ZIM, and ZIM's robot six years ago. Classmates just say ZIM is weird and has anger issues".

"Okay, Dean here is the file the FBI has on ZIM. ZIM claims he is 17 years old. He attends Ms Bitters' class and has a 'rare skin condition', causing his skin to have a green hue, and lack of normal ears as a result. He insists he is a 'normal human'. According to neighbors, and classmates, he lives with and takes care of his crazy mom and dad, and-" Sam stopped himself in disbelief as he read the next part... "green dog named Gir". "A green dog? WOW. Does he have a 'skin condition' too"? Dean retorted. "I'm gonna see if I can pull up ZIM's records on my laptop" Sam declared. A few moments later left Sam baffled. "Uh, Dean... ZIM has no birth certificate, no place or date of birth, no parents, no records of anything besides school, where is is also considered exceptionally smart, but prone to tantrums and fights, especially with Dib. There's no record of a house, doctor visits, or anything. It's like he just appeared out of thin air. Like he never existed prior to coming here". "Maybe he's a shapeshifter"? Dean pondered. "That goes to school and does homework"? Sam questioned. "Oh, yeah, and an alien would go to school because"? Dean said sarcastically as he rifled through a folder full of pictures. He pulled one out. "I'm not saying he's an alien, Dean-" "Well here's a picture of the weirdo". Dean said as he placed it on the table. A photo of a 17 year old, much taller ZIM in his typical black wig and blue contact disguise, and wearing his usual Irken Invader military uniform, stood proudly, was thrown on the table by Dean. It caught them both off guard as they stared in disbelief. "What in the Hell am I looking at"? Dean said. "Okay, definitely haven't seen anybody that looks like that. Maybe he is an alien". Sam said to Dean.

Dean then pulled out a disc labelled "NASA PLACE footage". He put the disc into the player. Surely enough, on the screen appeared a certain green skinned alien with red eyes and antennae from about six years ago. ZIM was laughing like a villainous lunatic and the background was destroyed and immersed in flames, lasers were shooting in every direction,it was a truly wicked sight to behold. "WITNESS THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR PATHETIC PLANET DIB! THE IRKEN ARMADA WILL SOON ARRIVE TO SEE MY CONQUEST, AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME! VICTORY FOR ZIM!" The alien screamed loudly. "NOOOOOOOOO! You won't get away with this, ZIM"! Dib yelled back as he leapt into Tak's ship and made a heroic attempt to stop him. The video was then cut off. Both of the brothers looked in astonishment. They had seen it all: Ghosts, vampires, werewolves, demons, shapeshifters, and plenty of unexplained creatures (with the exception of Bigfoot), but never until this day had they seen an alien. "How did we not know about this sooner"? Sam said in confusion. "Says here that the FBI claims it was a hoax put on by Dib. It is actual NASA footage, so it's legit. Apparently, they covered it up." Dean said.

"Dean, this ZIM kid or whatever he is a serious threat. He apparently has countless high tech weapons and gadgets at his disposal, possibly even an army to back him up. We don't know much about him. This could be the world's next Apocalypse and no one even realizes it". "Damn. Friggin' aliens. Who would have thought" Dean said as he is digging through another file, looking at more pictures. He begins to chuckle. "What's so funny"? "Sam, look at these pictures" he said as he held up various pictures of Gir. There is a photo of Gir mowing the lawn, another photo of Gir taking out the trash, and one of the little green robot-dog buying Poop Cola with cash. "Okay, that's weird, even for us" Sam exclaimed. "And who drinks soda called 'Poop'? That's just crazy"! Dean yelled in disbelief. "This whole case just reeks of weirdness. What do ya say we pay this Dib kid a visit"? Dean asked his brother, sure of the answer. "Vampires, monsters, aliens...this kid is in way over his head. We need to check this out. Sam replied. And with that said, they were on their way to pay Dib Membrane a visit.