I found out my local theater is doing a DP1+2 double feature and 1 just finished and 2 is about to start and I'm so excited so - Happy DP2 Day everyone and enjoy the epilogue a day early!
NOTE: This is only the second time I have ever tried dialogue only so hopefully y'all like it. lol
PART EPILOGUE
The only downside the entirety of their dinner was when Wade had excused himself to take a call and then came back to the table talking about a month-long job that started the next day.
Day 01
"Please don't tell me you're calling from the hallway."
"I miss you already, baby boy."
"You literally left two seconds ago!" [soft laughter]
"How long until I can start missing you then?"
"You have to at least make it to the street first."
[steady breathing, soft thumps] "I miss you already."
"Did you run down the stairs so you can miss me faster?"
"Maybe."
"Well, the faster you get to your job, the faster you can come home to me."
"...Send me a picture."
"Why didn't you take one before you left?" [quiet shuffling]
"If I had to look at you looking all fucked out and leaking my come for any longer, I wasn't ever going to make it out the door."
"That explains why you left in a rush." Image sent. "There."
"Fuck, baby boy. You look so good in my hoodie."
"..."
"Tell me again?"
"You're going to do this every day, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah. I'd record it as my ringtone if it didn't make me want to kill anyone who heard it."
"... I love you."
[sigh]
"Hurry home, Wade."
"Your wish is my command, Petey."
Day 02
"I didn't realize how much you've been spending the night with me until I had to sleep alone last night. My heat's on and my bed is still cold."
"Sorry, baby boy. You know I'd be there if I could."
"Can you stay on the line until I fall asleep?"
"Yeah. You want me to talk?"
"If you can. I miss your voice."
"Sure thing, sweetheart. Can you tell me first?"
"I love you."
"... Once upon a time, a little spider prince attracted the attention of the kingdom's most dangerous mercenary..."
Day 03
"Jerking off just isn't the same without you."
"Is that what you're doing right now?"
"Well, trying to. Your hand feels better."
"I don't want you to touch yourself while I'm gone."
"At all?!"
"I want to watch you every time you touch your pretty little cock."
"You should get a new phone then."
"No need to pout, baby boy. Trust me."
[sigh] "I always trust you, Wade."
"And?"
[huff of laughter] "And I always love you, Wade."
"Love you too, baby boy."
Day 04
Accept video call from Wade?
"Oh my god I missed your face. Did you get a new phone or are you borrowing one?"
"Either way, I don't have a lot of time. Show me how you want me to touch you when I get home."
"O-okay." [click-snap] [soft squelching] "Like- li-ike this."
"I could watch you do this forever, Petey. But I don't have the time so show me how pretty you can come for me."
"Wade. Wade. Wade Wade Wade WadeWadeWade-" [low, deep moan]
"Fucking gorgeous sweetheart. Now, tell me what I wanna hear."
"I love you."
"Good boy."
Day 05
"I'm really sorry I love you but I can't talk long I'm at the library finals start Monday and I have to cram all weekend and-"
"Sh sh sh. How much coffee have you had today, sweetheart?"
"Uh… I kinda lost count."
"Tsk tsk. Baby boy. You know better than that."
"But-!"
"No buts. It's late. You still have the whole weekend left to study, there's no need to do it all tonight. Go home, go to sleep, and start again tomorrow."
"...When did you become the voice of reason?"
"When I got a cute baby boy all to myself to take care of."
[sigh] "Fine." [papers shuffling] "I'm at the library and I'm packing up now."
"Don't worry about it, Petey. Don't forget - you're my genius little spider. You've got this."
"Thanks, Wade."
"Anytime, Petey."
Day 06
"Your bed is comfy."
"... I thought you were going home from the library last night?"
"I was going to but I missed you and if I have to be miserable studying without you then I can at least do it from the inside of your comforter."
Accept video call from Wade?
"You just want to see me in your bed, don't you?"
[laughter] "'Course."
"Knew it. Which is why…" [fabric shuffling] "I slept in my birthday suit last night."
"You always sleep naked in other mens' beds?"
"Only the bed of the men I love. Only your bed."
"You know just how to make a man's night, Petey."
Day 07
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"I guess you're busy doing whatever it is you're not with me to do. Haven't heard from you all day and I just… I guess I just miss your voice. Love you."
Day 08
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: Peter Parker. Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"Damnit, baby boy, now we're just playing phone tag. I really wanted to hear you after yesterday's… mishap. If you hear about any international explosions on the news, I did not actually start those." [sigh] "I hope you're busy studying and not passed out on your books or swinging around goody-two-shoes-ing. You're going to kick ass tomorrow."
Day 09
"Hey Petey. First round of finals done and gone?"
"Yes, thank fuck. I think I did good on this one but I'm still paranoid about the last question because my professor is an asshole who thinks he's hot shit and he phrases things weird all the time and ugh."
"You wanna treat?"
"...I'm still at the school."
"Do they have one of those family-slash-all genders bathrooms there?"
"Yes."
"Then go lock yourself in one."
[shoes against tile] [faint conversation] [sound fading] [lock clicking] "Hacker voice: I'm in."
[laughter] "Good." Accept video call from Wade? "Now prop your phone on the sink and pull down your pants. I want to see your face."
"You don't want to watch me…?"
"I am. Now fuck your fist until you come."
"Just like that?"
"Did you want a punishment instead?"
"No! No, um, it's just- okay."
[slick sounds] [soft panting]
"Wade." [panting deepening] "Wade."
"That's it, Petey. Show me what you look like when you come. I haven't seen it in forever."
"You- you saw it-t thisss weekend."
"Mm. Way too long. C'mon baby, come for me."
"Oh my goood…"
"That's my good boy. You feel better?"
"Yes. Thank you, Wade."
"Anytime. Now, hurry on home to study before you undo all that pretty relaxation."
"Yes Wade. I love you."
"I love you, Petey."
Day 10
Image received.
I'm in a final right now you asshole. I think everyone around me just saw your dick.
Then they're probably sitting right next to you seething with envy because this dick is yours and not theirs. They don't get to fuck it and they don't get to suck it.
I love you but I'm not getting a boner during my final. I'll call you later.
lol Okay baby boy.
Day 11
"Oh my fucking god I love you."
"I know you do but this is about the pizzas isn't it."
[muffled garbled speak}
"Have you not been eating again? Petey..."
[gulp] "I have! I have! It's just… I haven't really had time to actually cook anything so I've mostly just been snacking on raw stuff and using that money you left for me - which you didn't have to do, by the way, I do still get paid by the Daily Bugle you know - for like coffee and snacks from the canteen."
"..."
"I know, I'm sorry. I promise I'll start eating actual food again when finals are over. Just two more days, Wade."
"Baby boy..."
"I'm sorry…"
"You should have told me sooner. I'll take care of it."
"You don't have to-"
"I'll. Take. Care. Of. It."
"Yes, Wade."
"Now what do you say?"
"I love you."
Day 12
"Jesus fucking fucking pogo stick christ god fucking damn it!"
"Aw shit, did your final go bad?"
"No, I just stubbed my toe walking in the door. I dropped my chemistry textbook here yesterday and I forgot to move it so I wouldn't do this exact thing. Probably scared the shit of of the Thai food guy though."
"Hope that little punk didn't drop your food."
"Oh my god, Wade, you're not threatening these people, are you?"
"Just that one. Tu is a little shit and he deserves to live in fear."
[sigh] "Waaade…"
"I'll have you know I cut down on a lot of the killing since we got together. I know you don't like it and I've been trying to live by the Spidey code."
"You… have?"
"Oh yeah. I've been adapting the Dobby mode of fighting-"
[snort]
"-and only been killing when there's been no other choice. Or if they killed me first. Pinky promise."
"It means a lot to me, that you've been doing that. Even without telling me. Actually, I think it means more that you've been doing it just because it's the right thing to do. Thank you, Wade."
"No problem, baby boy. I love you. I keep telling you I'd do just about anything for you. It's been a bit of an adjustment, won't lie, there's been some slipups when my temper gets the better of me, but over all, huge improvement."
"I wanna suck you off so bad right now."
[choke] "Fuck, baby boy. You make me wanna bail on this job so bad."
"No, no, don't do that. I'm sorry, I'll be good. And I gotta go study for tomorrow's final too. Last one, thank the gods of academia. Love you."
"Love you too, you teasing little shit."
[laughter]
Day 13
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"We're having quite the party and wishing you were here with us, Mr. Wilson!"
"Oh my god, Aunt May, how much have you had to drink?" [crash] "Oh my god Aunt May!" [click]
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"Hopefully you haven't listened to the first message yet. Everyone's fine, Aunt May just had too much sherry and fell off her chair."
[muffled in the background] "COME HAVE SOME SHERRY WITH US, MR. WILSON!"
[laughter] "I have never seen her plastered. I'll take videos for you. Hope you're safe. Love you."
Day 14
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"I know you're immortal and all that jazz, but we watched that episode of Torchwood, and it's only been a day but you almost never go this long without letting me know what's up. Please don't let this be another accidental off-world thing. I just got used to- Please be safe. I love you."
Day 15
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"This is officially me worried, Wade. Please at least send me a text to let me know you're alright. I love you."
Day 16
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"I swear to god I will have Tony track you down if you don't-
Accept video call from Wade?
"What. the. fuck. Wade."
"God baby boy it's so good to see your face. I've been staring at nothing but jungle and the ugly mugs I've been rolling with for daaays. I would have called sooner but I had no signal and SOMEONE who shall not be named - ALEJANDRO - fucking broke the satellite phone. I'm sorry I made you worried, I'm fine, I promise. Whole and hearty and healthy."
[relieved sigh] "That's- that's good. I'm still a little mad at you."
"I know, I'm sorry, sweetheart. You don't look well, you okay?"
"I've been feeling a little off the last few days. KInda like uh… drop? Subdrop?"
"Yeah? Where you at now? My place?"
"Yeah."
"You wearing one of my hoodies?"
"Yes, Wade."
"Good boy. Now, grab my comforter and a pillow, and drag em out to the living room. K, and I want you to kneel by either the chair or the couch, wrap my comforter around you, lean your head on the arm, and put that pillow on top of your head. … Don't give me that look, just do it, you'll see."
"Okay…"
"You comfy?"
"Yeah, actually."
"Good. Now I want you to close your eyes and pretend that that pillow on your head is my hand. You might have to super-activate your imagination station, but I want you to try to imagine you're kneeling at my feet and my hand's in your hair."
"Yes, Wade."
"..."
"..."
"How's that?"
"Not as good as if you were here but it's helping. Thank you."
"As soon as I get back, I'm going to take you down."
"Mmm 'kay. That sounds good."
"You wanna take a nap?"
"Can you stay on?"
"Sorry, sweetheart, I can't guarantee I'll be on when you wake up."
"It's fine. Just… if you can stay on as long as possible. I just really miss you."
"I know, Petey. I miss you so fucking much. I've almost bailed on this at least twice a day since I walked out your door."
[tired laughter] "Love you."
"Love you too, Petey. Get some sleep. Gotta be rested for your graduation tomorrow."
Day 17
Recording…
"Alright Mr. Wilson, we're almost to our Peter. His uncle would have been so proud, and I know how proud you are too. Peter and I are sorry you couldn't be here for this. Peter's told me how much you've helped him the last few years, and I can see you're a wonderful influence on him. He's never been so happy or so relaxed since his uncle passed when he was in high school. You two really love each other and it's so wonderful to see. Oh! Oh! He's next!"
"PETER PARKER!"
[polite clapping] [feet stomping] "Oh, I would clap right now but I can't let you miss him! Look how big he's smiling! Aw, my handsome little boy is all grown up. He's going to do amazing things for the world, I just know it."
Day 18
"So..."
"...What…"
"What were you wearing under your graduation robe?"
"What do you mean?"
"Baby boy, if you don't think I can't notice when you're walking different, even over a recorded video, then you underestimate how much I've been watching you over the years. What. Were. You. Wearing?"
"Jeans and a t-shirt."
"Mhm. And what else?"
"..."
"What else, baby boy?"
"Myplugandyourropes."
"Hm? What was that?"
"You know exactly what that was."
"Maybe. But tell me again, just in case."
"I was wearing your ropes."
"See? That wasn't so hard, was it?"
"..."
"Not as hard as you're about to be, anyway."
"...yeah?"
"Yeah. You got my club bag near you?"
"Uh, yeah, here."
I want you to pull out the curved vibrator and and I want you to sit on it. And I do mean sit. Or kneel. Right there on the floor. And I want you to rock on it until you come."
Video calling Wade… "Like this?"
"Mmm fuck yeah, baby boy. Just like that."
[soft moan] "I love the way you watch me."
"Good, because I love watching you, Petey."
Day 19
"You're calling super early. Or late, depending on how you look at it. Surprised you're still up, Petey."
"Well, college is done and I'm job hunting for something that will let me use my degrees so might as well go back to full-time crime-fighting in the interim. I've been slacking on my Spidey duties the last few weeks cuz of finals."
"I don't think you know how to slack off. Jack off, sure, under my supervision, but slack of? Mm-mm, don't believe it."
"Well, believe it or not, I have. Some jackass in a mechanized rhino suit has been running around and turning bank walls and vault doors into rubble so he can rob them. I had to ignore him during finals but I have time now so I'm gonna put a stop to that."
"Alternatively, you could just wait a week and let me kill him."
"No killing, Wade."
[dramatic sigh] "Fiiine. Go get your bad guy the good guy way. Be safe, have fun, make good choices."
[fond laughter] "Same goes for you, Wade. I love you."
Day 20
"Okay so I broke that jackass' rhino armor and gave him over to the police, but he also broke my leg. I'm stuck in bed all day to let it heal."
"Are you absolutely sure you won't let me kill him?"
"No, Wade. Besides, he's in prison."
"I'm a little insulted that you think I can't eliminate an imprisoned target."
"My deepest apologies, my universally-renowned assassin. I shan't underestimate your abilities again."
"Good. Now, in light of recent injuries and bed-ridden-ness, how would you like to do a little cyber mutual masturbation?"
"You mean I can watch you get off too?"
"If you want to."
"Yes please. By all means, my love, show me what to do."
"You know what that does to me, Petey."
"I know."
Accept video call from Wade?
Day 21
"So, I was super bored and I was looking for some new sexual positions and I think we should try this next."
Image received.
"I love you but no. I know I'm flexible but I'm not Reed Richards."
Day 22
"When you get back, can we do this again?"
Image sent.
"You wanna 69 again? Yeah, we can do that. I'll never say no to having your ass in my face."
"Oh my god."
"But after that, we're going to work our way through the Kama Sutra one page at a time. I'm pretty sure we can complete it."
"I don't think it was intended to be used like that."
"So you don't wanna try it?"
"...I wanna try it."
"That's my baby boy." [distant gunshots] "Woops, gotta go. Love you."
"Love you."
Day 23
"Ugh. Can't you make time speed up?
[laughter] "I could probably find a way. Why?"
"Could you really?"
"Baby boy, I've got a teleporter belt that can take me to alternate universes, and you doubt my ability to affect time?"
"Okay, fair."
"But why do you want me to speed up time?"
"The beginning of the month went by so fast and now it's taking forever for you to come back home."
"I could just come back home now."
"But then you'd be breaking your contract or whatever."
"I know you don't wanna know anything about what I do, but I am one of the best at it, and people will pay for my talents. I get bad reviews all the time and I'm still getting more jobs than I could take, even if I cared about all of them."
"Really? How come you're not always taking calls then?"
"They go through an agency first. It's a long thing. It only gets to me if my manager thinks I'll want it."
"... The mercenary business is more professional than I thought it would be."
"Petey, I am straight up A-class. Everyone wants a piece of this fancy pie, but the only one that gets a piece free of charge is you, Petey-pie. Now how 'bout we fuck to pass the time."
"You're ridiculous."
"You love it."
"Yeah. Yeah I do."
Day 24
[feminine robot voice] "You have reached the voicemail box of: HOLLA ATCHA BOI! Please leave a message after the tone. BEEEP"
"I'm going to hang out with Aunt May today. Maybe she'll be able to distract me from the slowest week on the planet. I miss you. I love you. Can't wait until you come home."
Day 25
Video calling Wade…
"Whatcha got there, baby boy?"
"Saw this in a store window on my way back from Aunt May's. I liked the way it looked and I hoped you might wanna see me fuck myself with it."
"Have you taken it yet?"
"Not yet. I wanted you to watch. Can I?'
[shuffling] "Yeah, yeah you can. Let me see you take it, Petey."
[hiss] "It's cold."
"Glass will do that when you put it in a freezer. Did you put in a freezer?"
"I wanted to see what it would feel like."
"And how does it feel?"
"Thick, heavy, cold. It feels good. Not as good as you, but it'll do in a jam. The octopus ring bumps make it feel more like your cock then the plain, silicone dildos."
"Is that why you bought it? Because it reminded you of me?"
"Y-yeah. It uh- uh- unnngh…. I feels like i haven't been fucked in forever. Every part of me misses you."
"I can see that. Your ass around that dildo looks just like when you're trying to keep me inside."
"Feels like it too. Makes me wanna come."
"Yeah? Show me how good you can fuck yourself and then you can come."
[squelch] "Like." [squelch] "This? [squelch]
"Just like that sweetheart. Fuck you look so good."
"Feels like you're fucking me and it's driving me crazy."
"You know what'll drive you even crazier?"
"Hm?"
"I want you to fuck yourself with that dildo, and only that dildo, in order to come. No hands."
"Hnnngh. That's mean Wade. That's so-O mean."
"Is it? I bet I can make you come just like you are now."
"HOw- how's that?"
"By telling you how much of a perfect baby boy you are for me. By telling you how much I've missed my sweetheart and how I've fucked my fist every day, thinking about you. By dreaming about you when I go to sleep and hallucinating coming back home when I've been up for three days straight."
"Oh- oh- oh- oh-"
"By telling you that as soon as I get home, I'm going to tie you to your bed and fuck you for two days straight until you've come so much that your spine feels like it's not going to work."
"OhmygodWadeWadeWadeWadeWade-"
"Fuck, I love your face when you come. It's the kind of face people learn how to paint for."
"My face isn't that-"
"Petey, your face when you come is what I think heaven would look like if it existed."
"Oh. Thank you."
"No, Petey. Thank you."
[laugh] "You're ridiculous."
"You love it."
"More than anything."
Day 26
"What's up, Petey?"
"Just got an all-hands-on-deck call from the Avengers. Apparently a bunch of trees in Central Park have started walking around."
"Ooh, Ents!"
[laughter] "Exactly. They've been giving the regular Avengers trouble though so I don't know how long I'll be. Maybe it'll make the next few days pass by faster."
"I'm so fucking beyond ready to come home, baby boy."
"I know. Same. I miss you more every day. I gotta go now though. I love you."
"Go kick some Ent ass, baby. Love you."
Day 27
"How'd the Entmoot go?"
"STILL FIGHTING THEM SORRY LOVE YOU GOTTA GO BYE!"
Day 28
"Still warring with Ents?"
"Thank fuck, no. It took two days but we got them all and we're burning them for good measure. Central Park is going to need a grass doctor or a druid or something after this."
"What's the plan now?"
"Well, usually after I fight with the Avengers, we do a movie night at the Tower afterwards."
"At Avenger Tower? The Tower Formerly Known As Stark Tower?"
"...Yeeesss?"
"What if I said you should try to get here at least half an hour before anyone else?"
"... Wade."
"Yeah, baby boy?"
"Are you back?"
"Yeah, baby boy."
"Really?!"
"Mhm. So you better hurry."
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod you're finally back!"
[laughter] "I'm finally back, Petey."
"Okay. Okay, um- let me let someone know I'm leaving and I'll be right there."
"Petey?"
"Yeah?"
"What do you say?"
"...I love you, Wade."
"Hurry."
"Yes, Wade."
FIN
Easter Eggs
Day 14) "we watched that episode of Torchwood" is the four-part special 'Miracle Day' where everyone in the world becomes immortal except for the already-immortal Captain Jack Harkness who becomes mortal.
Day 16) "SOMEONE who shall not be named - ALEJANDRO" is the Alejandro of Lady Gaga fame (I have no clue if that's a real person or not).
Day 25) Peter just bought a glass tentacle dildo and I'm a little jealous.
After several months of work, this is the end of how Peter learned how to tell Wade that he loves him, but it is not the end of their story. I have another project monopolizing my time for the next few months, but stay tuned because these two have at least two other stories to tell. :3
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