Any questions for the characters you want answered can be sent to me in the
form of reviews, or e-mail if you are lucky enough to possess my e-mail
address!
Disclaimer: I own none of Jhonen's work, you squirrel tree monkey!! Sewer pipes bring joy! Here we go:
The JTHM show, brought to you by Moonchild Is An Idiot Productions!!!!!:
Moonchild (me): Good evening, and welcome to the JTHM show! And now, hosting the first portion will be our very own, Tenna!
Tenna: Hi people! Spooky says hi too!
Mysterious voice in background!: Oh god no, not Spooky, Tenna! No! Just kill him!
Tenna: shut up Devi, you hermit! And now, we're bringing in a few characters! Nny, you all know him and hate him, his infamous creation Happy Noodle Boy, and my bestestfriend, Devi! (clappynes)
Happy Noodle Boy: Hello New York (they're in Orlando, what an idiot! But we all love HNB!)! Smell my glorious sponge cake it is shoved into my pants! If Rice Crispies contained dynamite, they would say Snap, Crackle, and then you'd never hear the last because you'd blow up! Meow! Mother many I tie three strings!
Devi: Oh god. Just..just shut up.
Nny: (glances wildly around, wordlessly)
Tenna: sooooooooo.....Johnny, what's it like killing people all the time?
Nny: wanna find out first hand? I can kill somebody if you like. (menacingly)
Tenna: no....no thanks dude. Um, so Devi, I heard you took up a job working for NERVE publishing. What's it like?
Devi: it sucks, Tenna. It really, really sucks.
Tenna: it's not even a LITTLE bit fun? Huh? Not even a teensy bit?
Devi: No. It's hell.
Tenna: OOOOOOO.......KKKKKKKK. So, Happy Noodle Boy, what's your job of yelling at people all day like?
HNB: I demand nugat.
Tenna: Um, well, that's nice, Mr. Noodle. But, how does it make you feel to spread such joy and knowledge?
HNB: FEEL the power of my ankles! Worship them in all their onioney wonder!
Tenna: um.....That's......nice. OK, it's time to answer questions from all your fans. Here's one for Johnny. Nny, where did you get your boots? They're so cool!
Nny: Look for them, butt holes! Such great things are not to be told!
Tenna: OK then. Here's one for Devi. Devi, what's up with your hair? I mean, your pigtails are really long, but when you take them out, your hair is shorter.
Devi: I don't know. Ask Jhonen Vasquez for hell's sake!
Tenna: OK then. Now, let's bring in some more characters, Dillan, Tess, and Eddie.
Moonchild: I thought Eddie died in that car wreck! And Dillan died when the monster came out of the wall! And so did Tess.
Tenna:...........
Nny: she's right, idiot!
Tenna: Well, they're not dead, OK!? I'm not responsible for this piece of shit called a talk show! Now, let's just get on with it!
Nny: wait! He's the one who laughed at me in the theater! (glaring at Dillan) Feel my wrath, shithole!
Tenna: Now Nny, let's not...hey....put the knife away.
Nny: (advancing on Dillan) If you'd like to shut your eyes, it makes death so much more pleasant.
Dillan: You're...you're insane! (recoiling from Nny)
Devi: Duh! What do you think he is, you asshole!?
Tenna: People! No more fighting! Stop!
(Nny's knife has disappeared, special effects magic, and he and Dillan are in a fist fight. Dillan's nose is bleeding)
Devi: Just knock it off! This fucking show is already shitty enough! Moonchild is such an idiot!
Moonchild: Hey, who's paying you for this?
Devi: Oh. Right. Never thought of that. Sorry.
Tenna: (frantically) OK, that's tonight's show, folks! Now, join us tomorrow night! Same time, same place. Hey! Knock it off!
That's episode one. If you have questions for any of the characters, please send them in the form of reviews. Thank you! Please don't flame TOO bad! I'm tired.
Disclaimer: I own none of Jhonen's work, you squirrel tree monkey!! Sewer pipes bring joy! Here we go:
The JTHM show, brought to you by Moonchild Is An Idiot Productions!!!!!:
Moonchild (me): Good evening, and welcome to the JTHM show! And now, hosting the first portion will be our very own, Tenna!
Tenna: Hi people! Spooky says hi too!
Mysterious voice in background!: Oh god no, not Spooky, Tenna! No! Just kill him!
Tenna: shut up Devi, you hermit! And now, we're bringing in a few characters! Nny, you all know him and hate him, his infamous creation Happy Noodle Boy, and my bestestfriend, Devi! (clappynes)
Happy Noodle Boy: Hello New York (they're in Orlando, what an idiot! But we all love HNB!)! Smell my glorious sponge cake it is shoved into my pants! If Rice Crispies contained dynamite, they would say Snap, Crackle, and then you'd never hear the last because you'd blow up! Meow! Mother many I tie three strings!
Devi: Oh god. Just..just shut up.
Nny: (glances wildly around, wordlessly)
Tenna: sooooooooo.....Johnny, what's it like killing people all the time?
Nny: wanna find out first hand? I can kill somebody if you like. (menacingly)
Tenna: no....no thanks dude. Um, so Devi, I heard you took up a job working for NERVE publishing. What's it like?
Devi: it sucks, Tenna. It really, really sucks.
Tenna: it's not even a LITTLE bit fun? Huh? Not even a teensy bit?
Devi: No. It's hell.
Tenna: OOOOOOO.......KKKKKKKK. So, Happy Noodle Boy, what's your job of yelling at people all day like?
HNB: I demand nugat.
Tenna: Um, well, that's nice, Mr. Noodle. But, how does it make you feel to spread such joy and knowledge?
HNB: FEEL the power of my ankles! Worship them in all their onioney wonder!
Tenna: um.....That's......nice. OK, it's time to answer questions from all your fans. Here's one for Johnny. Nny, where did you get your boots? They're so cool!
Nny: Look for them, butt holes! Such great things are not to be told!
Tenna: OK then. Here's one for Devi. Devi, what's up with your hair? I mean, your pigtails are really long, but when you take them out, your hair is shorter.
Devi: I don't know. Ask Jhonen Vasquez for hell's sake!
Tenna: OK then. Now, let's bring in some more characters, Dillan, Tess, and Eddie.
Moonchild: I thought Eddie died in that car wreck! And Dillan died when the monster came out of the wall! And so did Tess.
Tenna:...........
Nny: she's right, idiot!
Tenna: Well, they're not dead, OK!? I'm not responsible for this piece of shit called a talk show! Now, let's just get on with it!
Nny: wait! He's the one who laughed at me in the theater! (glaring at Dillan) Feel my wrath, shithole!
Tenna: Now Nny, let's not...hey....put the knife away.
Nny: (advancing on Dillan) If you'd like to shut your eyes, it makes death so much more pleasant.
Dillan: You're...you're insane! (recoiling from Nny)
Devi: Duh! What do you think he is, you asshole!?
Tenna: People! No more fighting! Stop!
(Nny's knife has disappeared, special effects magic, and he and Dillan are in a fist fight. Dillan's nose is bleeding)
Devi: Just knock it off! This fucking show is already shitty enough! Moonchild is such an idiot!
Moonchild: Hey, who's paying you for this?
Devi: Oh. Right. Never thought of that. Sorry.
Tenna: (frantically) OK, that's tonight's show, folks! Now, join us tomorrow night! Same time, same place. Hey! Knock it off!
That's episode one. If you have questions for any of the characters, please send them in the form of reviews. Thank you! Please don't flame TOO bad! I'm tired.