Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2

The Night Before

Scene : Eating dinner

Joey and Tristan : *scarf, munch munch*

Tea : If this was a duel munchers competition, you'd win!

Yugi : *gobbling food at twice the rate of Joey and Tristan*

Tea : *sweatdrop* Not you too…

Scene : Croquet and those announcements

Croquet : To make tomorrow's tournament interesting, you host has added a special ingredient to your soup…

All : Huh????

*millennium eye look-a-likes float to the top of the soup*

All duelists : Whaaa!!!

Tea : It's staring at me!

Tristan : Hey…my soup's eyeball free!

Joey : Hey!!! Dis is worse than a fly in my soup!!!

Croquet : Open up the eye and look inside it if you will…Each of you has been randomly assigned a letter…

Almost all duelists : *open the eyes*

Yugi : Hey! Mine won't open!

Millennium Eye (in Yugi's hand by the way) : *suddenly seals Bandit Keith's soul in a Glory of the King's Opposite Hand card*

Bandit Keith : *slumps over, lifeless*

Yugi and Bakura : O_o

All others : O_O;;;???

Pegasus : (ranting in some random tower) I JUST TOOK IT OUT TO CLEAN IT AND NOW IT'S LOST!!! . ARRRRGH!!!

Yugi : ^_^

ElViRa : ^_^

DNS : ^_^

Scene : Same

Croquet : …Your host has added a special ingredient to your soup….

All : ???

Croquet : Wasabi paste!!!!

All : O.o;;; *breathe fire in a cartoonish way*

Croquet : Hehe…

Scene : The duelists are set

Yugi : I guess it's you and me, Mai!

Mai : I'm looking forward to this duel.

Yugi : Yeah! Me too! And may the best duelist win!

Yami Yugi (inside puzzle) : And that's me!!!

Yugi : -_-U

Mai : ???

Scene : Pegasus sitting at table

Pegasus : And so it has begun…hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm…(what kinda laugh is that?!)

Seto (soulless) : *dressed in a pink tutu and tights with a tiara in hair*……

Mokuba (soulless) : *dressed in a cute little dress with lotsa frills and lace*…..

Pegasus : Are you enjoying our little tea party, Kaiba-boy? ^_^

Seto (empty shell) : *nods blankly*

Pegasus : Please pass the sugar, Mokuba.

Mokuba (shell) : *does*

Pegasus : Kaiba-boy…Please get up and do a pirouette.

Seto : *spins around in a graceful ballerina fashion*

Kaiba-haters : KODAK MOMENT!!! *takes pictures*

ElViRa : *curled up in some corner, rocking back and forth* Nonononononononono….

DNS : Hey! ^_^ I don't hate Kaiba…but I'm still gonna take the pictures!!! ^.^

Scene : Glory of the King's Hand

Yugi : *shows Joey card* Just think of it as an early birthday present!

Joey : Well…ya know Yug…at this rate yer not gonna be givin' me a present on my birthdays…

Yugi : Hmm…That's right…I did give you a star chip too……Hmmm…

Scene : Tristan talking

Tristan : Pegasus is as bogus as a three dollar bill! He's a punk! You can't trust that guy…

Bakura : *picks a dictionary out of…somewhere* Tristan…I think you should look up the world "punk"…

Tristan : *does* …O_O…

Bakura : I know…

{ElViRa : In case you'r wondering…Yugi would be a punk in a yaoi Yugi/Pegasus fic…*shudder*

DNS : *looks up the word on the Internet dictionary* O_O!!!!!!!!!! ~_~ These are the exact words : "Slang. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man. Archaic. A prostitute." . *shudders*}

Scene : Yugi's dream – in his bedroom

Grandpa (ghostly voice) : Yuuuuugggiii!…..Yuuuuuuuggiiiii!!!….

Yugi : *covers ears with pillow* AAAAH!!! THIS CASTLE'S HAUNTED!!!!

Grandpa (ghost) : -_-;

Scene : Same

Yugi : Grandpa! Where are you?!?!!

Grandpa : Follow my voice!….

Yugi : But your voice sounds like it's coming from everywhere!!!

Grandpa : -_-

Scene : Tristan looking through hole in wall

Bakura : What do you see?

Tristan : There's a tower right across the courtyard-…*falls abruptly off ledge, onto Tea and Bakura*

Tea : Oww…

Bakura : I can't feel my spine…

Tristan : @_@

Scene : Wandering in the hallways

Tea : This place is like a maze!

Bakura : Well…I've had very bad experiences in mazes…

*flashback to when they were looking for Joey and Bakura getting run over by boulder {Arena of Lost Souls #1}*

Bakura : *shudder* Bye guys! *zooms off, leaving an anime dust cloud in his wake*

Tea and Tristan : *sigh*

Scene : Yugi's dream – Outside castle in courtyard

Yugi : Where are you grandpa?! I can't find you!

Grandpa (ghostly voice) : Yuuugiii…beware of Pegasus!…

Yugi : *looks down and sees gramp's soul card* *picks it up* *walks back to his room, grinning*

Pegasus : *tearing his hair in a random tower* BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY!!!

Scene : Yugi's dream – soul cards stuck to pillar thingies

Yugi : This is wrong! This is terrible!

Grandpa : Save me Yugi!

Seto : Buzz off Yugi!

Yugi : O.o;

Scene : About same

Seto : You're next, Yugi…

Mokuba : He wants you, Yugi!…

Yugi : AAAAAAHHHH!!!! I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS HAUNTED!!!! *in a fit of terror, leaves island and swims all the way back to Domino City*

Grandpa : -_-U

Yugi's friends (the next day) : ???

Scene : Up in the tower

Tristan : You've been spying on Kaiba's cards from up here! The jig is up!-?

Pegasus : *dances a random jig*

Tristan, Tea, and Bakura : *facefault*

Scene : About same

Pegasus : You three should have stayed in your rooms, instead you will now be disciplined…

*Tea, Tristan, and Bakura suddenly disappear, then reappear in a chairs facing different corners of the room*

Pegasus : You're all getting a time out!

Bakura, Tea, and Tristan : O_oU;;;

Scene : About same again

*walls turn dark and floor looks…uh…weird*

Tristan : What's happening?!

Tea : The floor!….

Bakura : @_@ It's turning into grape jelly…

Tristan : @_@ So that's what Pegasus put in our soup…

Tea : @_@ Thee roommmeee iss stretchching….

Pegasus : O.o; What the?! I didn't drug the soup!!!

Bakura, Tristan, and Tea : *falls through the floor* WHEEEEE!!!!!!!! @_X

DNS : Yum yum…^_^ Grape jelly.

Scene : Chanting people in big room :P

Weird hooded dudes : Realm of shadows in this twilight hour, accept these soups and give us showers…

Pegasus (hooded) : o.O;

Tea, Bakura, and Tea : O.o;

ElViRa : ???

DNS : -_- Dude, ElViRa…you can't spell.

ElViRa : ¬_¬;;;

Scene : Yugi's dream – still talking to those pillars

Grandpa : Unlock the power of the Millennium Puzzle, Yugi…

Seto : Yugi!…

Mokuba : Yugi!…

Yugi : *starts singing David Bettingfield* I gotta get through this, I gotta get through this, I gotta make it, gotta make it through…

Bakura : *zooms randomly in carrying a guitar* *starts playing background music*

Yugi : (singing) …Said I'm gonna get through this, I'm gonna get through this, I gotta take, gotta take my mind offa you…Give me just a second and I'll be alright…Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart…

Three pillars with soul cards : *crack in half and fall over* {a.k.a. facefault}

Yugi : -_-

Bakura : ~_~

ElViRa : ^__________^

Scene : Yami Bakura awakens!

Pegasus : What's this?!?!

Yami Bakura : *head down, looking eyeless*

Tea and Tristan : O.o Bakura is eyeless!!!

ElViRa : Stating the obvious!!!

Pegasus : o.O

Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop*

Scene :Same

Pegasus : (looking startled and started) Can it be?! I sense the dark soul within your ring!!!

ElViRa and other Pegasus haters : KODAK MOMENT!!! *click, snap, flash, click* *pictures @_@*

Scene : Same…again

Yami Bakura : You may indeed sense me now, but you won't remember any of this later…erase their minds!!!

(Millennium light show)

Tea and Tristan : @_@ Ooooo…..

Weird hooded dudes : @_@ Oooooo….preeeettttyyyyy….

Yami Bakura and Pegasus : *sweatdrop*

Scene : Bakura in his room

Yami Bakura : *sitting on bed with the Ring glowing with flames* You cannot hide from me Pegasus…-!!!!

*and he suddenly realizes that the flame from his Ring has spread to his clothes*

Yami Bakura : Hot HOT HOT HOT!!!!! You take over, hikari! *disappears into Ring*

Bakura : O_O;;;

ElViRa : Squirtle! Watergun attack!

Bakura : (now soaking wet) Whew! Much better! Thank you! Where did you get the pokemon anyway?

ElViRa : Oh…I…Um…Borrowed it from some dude in a red and white hat…

Ash : *yelling at Team Rocket* Gimme back my Squirtle!!!

Jesse, James, and Meowth : We don't have it!!!

Scene : Same

Yami Bakura : You cannot hid from me Pegasus…Your Millennium Eye will soon be mine…*suddenly starts stroking his Millennium Ring and speaking like E.T./Gollum* It came to me…My own…My precccciioouusssssss…

Bakura (in Ring) : *sweatdrop* Must you always do that?

Scene : Bandit Keith doing petty thievery…naughty, naughty…

Bandit Keith : *takes the Glory of the King's Hand card out of Joey's coat pocket*

Joey : (sleeping) Hey! Leggo a that!…Dat's my pizza!…

Bandit Keith : Keep dreamin', dweeb…

Joey : (still asleep) *suddenly gets up, socks Bandit Keith in the solar plexus, grabs the card, and plops back into bed* I said dat's my pizza!….

Bandit Keith : (winded) O.o

DNS : *cracking up badly* XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

ElViRa : ¬_¬U Loud…

Scene : Mai has made a strategy! -_-U

Mai : Sorry, Yugi, but your next duel's your last!

Yami Yugi : *suddenly materializes on windowsill* Get real!!!

Mai : O_O *sweatdrop*

Yami Yugi : *falls off windowsill into ocean* GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mai : o_O;;;

Yugi (the next day) : O_____OU;;;;;;!!!!

Scene : Yugi in bed – morning

Yugi : That wasn't just an ordinary dream…

*Ordinary Day starts playing in background*

Radio : Just a dream, just an ordinary dream…As I wake in bed…

ElViRa : *whacks radio to smithereens with her mallet*

Yugi : O.oU;

Radio : X_x;

ElViRa : O_o;

DNS : ~_~ Waste of money…

Elvish Violinist of Ra : So…Didja like it? Well…whether you did or didn't, press the little rectangular button down there and review…PLEASE!!! ~_^ And send me your blooper suggestions too!

DNS : I'll get back to posting all the rest of the chapters…But I'm missing Keith's Machination #1…;_; I can't find it.

Elvish Violinist of Ra : *cussing randomly in Elvish* Noooooooo!! My reviews…My fanfic….;_; I don't have a copy! _

DNS : *pat, pat* It's okay…Um, right ^_^ REVIEW PLEASE!!! AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH~!!!