I'm going to die, there no doubt about it.

I look at the governor's daughter for one second too long and I get sent to fight the Eldar in a run down factory.

You know what, after this is over and I somehow live through this, I might as well just join one of those cults that we find and exterminate.

At least a guardsmen like me can actually do my damn! No, that a bad idea for many reasons, good thing I'm on my own in the place with no one else around.

That and I'm thinking to myself about this so no biggy. Well crap, looks like time to fight and I have a shit load of shurikens stuck in me.

So this is how it ends for me then, no last stand, no cutting down swaths of enemies before going down, just another Guardsmen get on the floor without even being known.

So as my vision starts to fade, I smile somewhat.

I mean this is not the worst thing that could have happened to me honestly this is one of the better ways for me to die.

And so I close my eyes and let death take me to the Emperor at long last.

...Um, why am I not dead yet?

"strange, I did not expect a human to be in here"

What was that?

So I decided to open my eyes and discovered two things.

One I'm not dead.

That would be a good thing if it warrants for that giant f****** dragon that in front of me!

"Now that just rude, at least have some courtesy for the imprisoned, it's not like I helped enslave an entire alien race or something..."

What douse that even mean!

Okay, what the hell is going on here?

"I have noticed that I'm starting to get bored, even with everything that's going on in the Galaxy not much entertainment to be fine"

I then saw the beast show me a mile that did not bode well for me.

"But seeing as you were going to die, I'm willing to give you an offer you can't refuse"

Oh hell no, no I'm not joining you are some crap like that!

"Well I just going to tell you anyway, here have this"

And so the beast gave men some kind of weird looking gun

"With this tool, you can do practically anything you want, for the only limitation is your imagination"

I call bullshit on that.

"well too bad cuz since you grabbed the gun you have already signed the contract, that means I get to eat your soul...no take backs"

What the F**k, you cant just agh...

And so my soul was ripped out of my body and soon empowered the Monster in front of me.

"OH MY ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD EATEN A SOUL"

"WELL OFF YOU GO!"

I had so many questions as of now but none of them would be answered as I was flung right back to the place where I almost died.

Well then looks like I'm now soulless, in enemy territory and the only tool I have is this thing.

What hell can it even do...well well well I may not be as dead as I thought.

You see, I have press the screen on the gun and a weird menu popped up.

So if what that thing said is true I should be able to spawn stuff out of thin air.

Okay, all I have to do is select what I want to spawn then pointed the ground and.

Well, you look at that it's an Explosive Barrel.

So that thing didn't bulls**t me after all then.

You know, I may have just found a way to make my life a hell of a lot easier.

"Look we missed one over here!"

Oh, shit its the Eldar, okay what else duse this have...um, oh look a weapons tab!

let's see here, the AR2 pulse rifle looks promising.

And so I spawned the weapon in front of me and picked it up so I can get ready for combat.

It went surprisingly a lot better than I expected to be completely honest with you.

The Elder was not expecting me to have the kind of gun I had spawned for myself so they kind of stumbled a bit before it became a proper shootout.

And if it wasn't obvious to you yet I won, but not without getting shot in the leg.

I would have been stuck there or had to crawl to find help, but then I remembered there was something called a medkit on the gun and after a quick cycle through the tabs and repressing of pain I fond it and promptly responded next to me.

I picked it up and wondered what to do with it before the medkit Disappeared with the sound of clicking and hissing.

Jumping to my feet I wondered where the hell the med-kit went until I realized that I was on both my legs as if they had never been damaged.

So what to do now you may think, well get back to the base of course and report to my commanding officer.

but I'm keeping this gun a secret, I involuntarily sold my soul for this thing and it's saved me the hassle of many different problems.

I am not going to let this get taken away from me.

And let me tell you, they can try all they want Because by the time they found me I would have already gotten off this blasted planet.

Looking at the vehicles tab, I may have just found my take it out of here.

if I can keep this a secret for long enough that is.